Magnadoodle Messages

Hey there... I got a Magnadoodle on the front of my door like Joey and Chandler have on the back of their door. We were trying to remember some of the comments that were on Joey and Chandler's. Would anyone care to submit favourites?

My personal favorite was "EVIL JOE." ;)

Larissa

In article , [email] (Larissa) wrote:

Lol, I'm so glad to know why... :)

Tennant

me too!

There was something to the effect of "Joey, clean up the duck feather in hallway. Treeger!" but I don't know exactly, and I'm at work right now, so i can't find out. I can't even remember the ep.

I was gonna post that...

on

that

I kinda liked LARISSA WAS HERE more. :)

Jon

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Jonathan doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

Yeah, that one was cool. :)

what episode was that in?

You haven't seen it? It's really clear and you get to see if for ages. And it has the most unbelievably beautiful girl standing underneath it.

Jon

You've been staring at it for ages? Hmm. Well, okay, I guess. (Have I told you lately that I love you?)

Larissa

And

I set aside ten minutes every day just so I can sit and stare at it. :)

<grins and shuffles his feet>

Have I ever told this group that the only reason I'm here is that to see more of you because I'm so in love with you.

Jon

I don't even like that one!

The group? No. Me? Yep. Looks like we've officially gone public. :)

Larissa

Should see the time I spend on the other ones. :)

Cool, do you mind if I go all gooey-eyed again? :)

Jon

Damn, and I thought the only time you were wasting on me was when I was talking to you. I'm still blaming myself if your work suffers! And if you blame yourself for making me blame myself, I'm gonna blame myself more for making you blame yourself for making me blame myself.

Have I ever minded in the past? :)

Larissa

:)

talking

making you

It's a whole blaming mess. :)

see

Are you doing it again? :)

Jon

I'm still blaming me.

Doing what? Asking a series of neverending questions? Does it look like it?

Larissa

Okay but if you do badl I'm blaming myself then. <chandler style motion> The door can open both ways! :)

it?

You're cute. :)

Jon

<sigh> And the cycle goes on, and on, and on, and on....

Like you aren't? ;)

Larissa

The

Drums keep pounding a rhythm to brain, laadedadedee, laadedadedaa.

like

<Big smile>

Jon

In article , "Jonathan" wrote:

motion>

I think you're delirious from lack of sleep again.

look

I wonder when we'll start to nauseate people.

Larissa (who's guessing they're already nauseous but are being polite)

Well as long as I don't go into the completely dead zone its okay. We have fun, don't we?

I wonder when I'll start to nauseate even you.

Like we care? But thank you all for being polite.

Jon

In article , "Jonathan" wrote:

have

Yeah except when my mom picks up the phone at the wrong time and gets a weird impression... Wait, that's still funny to me.

If you keep up what you're doing, then never. :) (And of course now I have to wonder when I'll start to nauseate you.)

polite)

You're being nice and polite to everyone here? Good boy. <pats Jon on the head>

Larissa

Well not to the one she's measuring up for a coffin!

If it was even an issue I'd have said, 'I wonder when we'll start to nauseate each other.'

I feel the urge to do something incredibly destructive. . . . Well I will if I don't get another Scooby Snack. :)

Jon

Just picking out the wood or the plot then?

. . . yet. You really know how to reassure a guy. :)

shouldn't

Whu-huh? Sure, crazy logic.

tells me

Down girl! :) I think people round here would take a :p (and if I left it at that then it'd be hilarious for us two) as the correct meaning.

if

This. . . . <grabs Scooby Snack box>

Jon (Who runs around and robs some banks. :)

Yes. Because isn't the important thing to have the prettiest coffin you can? See, she doesn't hate you; she wants you to look *good* in the coffin! ;)

My above comment proving *that* point...

The best kind of logic!

Yeah, *they* probably would take it as the original meaning (I say "original" because who's to say what's really "correct"?), but I can't help thinking the other thing whenever I see it now! I'm blaming that on you-know-who.

Hey! No robbing banks or illegal activities of any kind! Hugging through jail bars would hurt.

Larissa

can?

I've got to say I think I look better out of the coffin but not by a great deal.

And if your mother is gonna do that, what's your father going to do?

I

None?

at

"original"

How philosophical of you. :)

As if you didn't have enough bad influences in your life. :)

jail

There's so many things I could say to that but you'd love me even if I got put away? Aww.

Jon

Well I will let her know that. Maybe she'll reconsider.

Nothing. He's kinda quiet like me (yes people, I am quiet!), and he won't interrogate you like she will.

Nooo, the crazy kind!

It's just that the new, updated meaning is a lot more interesting than the original one.

Bad influences? What bad influences?!

And there are so many things I could say to *that*, but yes. I think I'm okay at barely-ever-seeing-the-other-person relationships when I have to be.

Larissa

;)

great

Don't tell her that, she'll cremate me or something.

Just sit there silently plotting my demise with a chainsaw? But damn I'm looking forward to coming! :)

to

Well that had no logic, crazy or otherwise. :p

Depends on who's being interesting with you.

through

got

And how many would actually be relevant?

ROTFLMAO! :)

Jon

Ooh! Another option! How 'bout burial at sea?

Yeah, the silent deadly type. ;) Just be good and you won't die.

Oh obviously! So how often do you do laundry?

Well then you shouldn't have said you thought it did.

Very true. Fine, I can try to stop thinking of it as the new interesting meaning if you want me to.

I could *make* them relevant.

Yeah, 'cause it wouldn't be a whole lot different than right now!

Larissa

No sea in Arizona.

won't

<sits on hands>

Now there's a random question to ask in a crowded place. Besides laundry could easily be taken out of the equation.

me

At the time I thought it did, later I realised I as wro. . .. You're cute. :)

the

But then that'd be like me bossing you around and we've been over that before.

when I have to be.

Did you just over explain the humour that I already got?

Jon

Well sure, there's no sea *now*, but when California breaks apart and falls off into the ocean, Arizona will be right on the edge of the Pacific!

Now what kind of trouble could your hands possibly get you into?

Are you avoiding the question? It's not a hard question!

I see you've made a "get out of an explanation free" card too.

And I think that answers my question as to how you want me to think of it.

Yep, I was just making sure you're laughing at what I thought you were, because I didn't think it was that funny!

Larissa

falls off

Well there's something to look forward to, sure solve all their traffic problems. :)

<shuts mouth>

It's not really an issue anyway.

than

interesting

Stop putting words in my mouth or rather text in my message. There's only blank spaces between the lines.

because

I have a weird sense of humour, I find Jessie funny. :)

Jon

Nah, then they'll just be a really gridlocked island.

Much better. Are you still sitting on your hands too?

Sure, not *anymore*, but it was!

Hey, I'm great at reading the blank spaces between the lines!

You mean Jesse, the cancelled show? Your favorite person worked on the pilot of the show that's going to be in its timeslot for the 00-01 season.

Larissa

Pleanty of a's, an on and of course Riz in Arizona though. . . . Please don't hate me.

Pacific!

Let's see they have Disney theme park, some mountains and there'll be an overcrowding of people - may as well call it New Japan. :)

Mmmfh!

A hard question would be, 'What's another way of analysing an image that doesn't use the grid? I mentioned it very briefly in the practical class, didn't say anything about it in the handout and isn't talked about in the references.'

For a very freaked me, yes.

it.

So that's why you always take ages to reply! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) Love
you! :) :) :) :) :)

pilot

Matthew Perry has started a new show? Wow, go whatever-it's-gonna-be-called! :)

Jon

I don't *hate* you, I just grimace when you do that. Do you like to put me in emotional pain?

Hey, there's *already* an overcrowding of people. You'll see. :) And I'm living there in a few years. I wonder if I will make it there before they turn into the island.

I couldn't quite catch that.

I absolutely *love* when teachers give those kind of questions. BS time! (But actually, believe it or not, I'm really good at BS-ing.)

So how can I make you less freaked?

Excuse me, but I believe *you* are the one whose turn it is to write right now! Oh and post too! :P

Don't just say it to make up for something mean!

No, your *other* favorite person, the one you will have the "pleasure" of meeting in a few weeks. :)

Larissa

me in

No!

turn

Now there's pressure.

Sorry, I'm much better at typing with my nose now.

Well in that case take my ecology (Patterns & Processes) exam because that's gonna be full of stuff we've neverdone in the lectures.

While I am. :) Yet even the great one couldn't make anything up that sounded even somewhat believable.

Turning up at the airport would be good. :)

now!

Done!

That was meant to convince you I was joking because I love you and would never say anything like that to hurt you.

season.

whatever-it's-gonna-be-called!

Triple D? Darkwing Duck? :)

Jon

Okay because you do it when you do *that*!

Eh, there are always boats. Or planes.

I'm taking that as a yes, then.

And what are you doing instead of studying like you should be?

Okay, so you're supposed to go off on a tangent about something you know really well, but make the tangent somewhat related to the material so it sounds like you're still addressing the question.

Wouldn't that be funny if I didn't? :)

Thank you!

= making up for something mean.

Sorry, no "D"s in this one. Try again!

Larissa

put

I just the feel the need to make you laugh and even though I know you hate them I'm just hoping that one of 'em will occasionally slip past the hate and make you laugh.

I'm

they

Not what I meant.

<nearly makes a pun but deletes it> Phew, that was close.

that

class,

the

that's

Errr. . . Studying? :)

BS-ing.)

sounded

really

like

Helps if you actually know just a smidge of what he's going on about.

I will treat that remark with the contempt it deserves. :)

Welcome

Nnngh! No! I wouldn't say something like that seriously (and before you say it that's the comment not the fact that I love you with all my heart).

the

of

Your namesakes? :)

Jon

You wanna try another way? I just really really don't like them.

Alright, what did you mean?

Thank you, thank you very much!

Yes but studying *what*?

Pretend you do!

Yes, and the smiley at the end of your reply proves *that*...

What if you meant it seriously? Would you not say it to spare my feelings? (Okay okay, you know I love you too.)

I said *person*! (And don't say something about how he doesn't qualify for the human race.)

Larissa

hate

Well I'm not close enough to tickle. :)

I'll try and reduce my output then.

Never mind.

Well if this is your reaction to a non-pun I guess your birthday present actually has a chance then.

Actaully Pop Genetics was like that instead.

The cutest girl in the world.

But that'd be like me lieing and I neve lie. :)

I thought I deleted that.

say

Why would I?

I'd do anything to not hurt you but my mouth has a tendency to run off at times. :(.

Did you just freak there or was that just me?

for the

I wasn't but thanks for giving me an idea. :)

Jon

In article , "Jonathan" wrote:

you

the hate

Hmm, are you ticklish?

Don't "never mind" me!!!

present

As long as you didn't buy me a pun, I'll probably like it. :)

because

Sounds like great fun.

I have a new picture. I'm not sure if you'd like it. Mr. Porn Penchant certainly did.

about.

No no, you never lie to *me*. ;)

Maybe I put it back.

before you

heart).

Because it was true?

off at

I'd rather hear the truth anyway, you know.

Just you.

qualify

At least now you know for sure who I'm talking about. ;)

Larissa

I think you two have stolen the titles of King and Queen of Sap from Chandler & Monica <g>

Personally, I am taking that as a compliment. :) (You should see us when we're not toning it down in public so you all don't get sick.)

Larissa

Chandler

when we're

So are you officially challenging "Nise 'n' Don" in the Cute Couple Of ATF Stakes, then? ;)

Jac

Not only the titles, but his best lines as well. :)

But the high level of bickering is just the same just sweeter. :)

Why can't there be room for *two* couples?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!! :)

Jon

just be lucky I haven't brought *my* boyfriend on here.

~Act

Luckily not hers, or I'd be all screechy and ordering you around and stuff. (At this point, remember how predictable you are to me!)

Yeah, 'cause bickering's just so sweet...

To anyone who knew us both about a year or so ago, I bet we could win "Least Likely Couple to be a Couple" with no problem whatsoever. :)

I know!!! This isn't like "Friends," where there can't be two couples because that's 66% of the characters; we only make up like 2% of ATF! :)

Larissa

stuff.

Oh, so that�s how this is gonna work now? You�re just gonna order me around all the time?

Everything is sweet with you Sug. :)

"Least

Our landslide would be so big they'd change the name to the Larissa award. :)

because

But damn we make up an annoying part don't we? :)

Jon

In article , "Jonathan" wrote:

Sap from

around

Pretty much. Is that going to be a problem, sweetie?

see us

sick.)

I wouldn't say that, but hey, think what you want. :)

Couple Of

win

award.

Okay, you don't have to use Chandler's lines *all* the time; I'll still love you. ;)

couples

To everyone else, I'm thinking definitely!

Larissa

And was I?

Alright.

Totally fine with it. :)

Okay! <thinks>

I don't normaly, just when you go SuperMon. :)

And I will never stop loving you. :)

You're saying it as well. But hey we may be annoying but at least we're together as well. :)

Jon (Who thinks its a good enough reason.)

In article , "Jonathan" wrote:

around and

In a way. I warned you, so you predictably didn't say what you would've said if I wouldn't have warned you.

me

<Joey enters>

...

Oh wait, this *isn't* Friends?

Just please tell me if I get really screechy.

The thinking was kind of implied. ;)

could

whatsoever. :)

Larissa

I was only carrying on what was already started!

You always have to outdo me, don't you? Not that I mind much when it's in this respect.

we're

I think so too. As long as we're together, it's all okay. :)

Larissa

And what would I have said if I hadn't been warned?

<makes sounds>

What are you getting at Drake?

Okay. <hugs and shakes head to everybody else> :)

But I was thinking what I wanted, take a wild guess. :)

. . . .yeah. :)

It's the only time when I seem to win. :)

Whatever we say, we always will know, that when it comes to us, you and I just go. :)

Jon

The message has gone all weird.

Like you can remember. :)

<throws water>

<just hugs> :)

I thought you did. A lot of thinking going on isn't there.

Well I like what I win. :)

It'd help if I actually had a melody and y'know being able to sing would be nice. :)

Jon

Uh... no comment. :)

Like I want to think about it!

<throws a water balloon>

<hugs back, doesn't break, so uh oh...>

I think you think I think there is, and I think you think I think you think there is too.

Congratulations! You've just won... um, me. :)

Hey, you can sing. I mean, *anyone* can sing...

Larissa

It's fine again.

Like wh-huh?

:) <grabs super soaker and fires>

I think we've got a problem (wooshing sound as the private joke shoots over the head of everyone) but hey this feels good. :)

think

Far to tired to even know if you're right but I think so.

Best thing I've ever won. :)

be

Sing in key then. :p :)

Jon

It was always fine for me.

Have I mentioned I love your percipience? ;)

<gets the water hose out, aims, fires>

Everyone is one gigantic head? *Now* you're scaring me.

How long can you keep it up?

You think if you were awake you could think clearly enough to figure out if you think I'm right?

And I apparently have lost, but still feel like I'm winning.

You really like the :p's, don't you? ;)

Larissa

Your message and mine were all in a weird Unicode UTF8 thing or something like one of the A-starting posters round here occasionally does.

predictable

If I knew what you meant by that then maybe. ;)

<grabs Riz, carries her to the bathroom, turns on shower and dumps Riz into it>

over

Oh sure, when I'm not trying as well. Same thing happens when I'm not actively trying to annoy someone.

<mad coughing fit>

if you

Yup. :-D

Nah, you've definitely lost.

No comment. :)

Jon

I think it must be your newsreader, because it looked fine for me on AOhell.

Maybe? Maybe you should maybe look it up in that big book that may be called a dictionary, and you may be able to figure it out.

Oww! You hurt me! <Jon looks sympathetic, and in his moment of weakness, Riz pulls him in>

Wait wait, so you're telling me you sometimes *try* to annoy? Ohhh. ;)

Ew, you coughed on me so I had to break. I see you have a plan too.

Just making sure.

Do you have a problem with that?

Well *that's* no fun. :)

Larissa

AOhell.

The font also changed and became larger, doesn't that occasionally happen with AOhell?

you

I know what it means, read my reply again and see if you can spot the humour. ;p

<lightly brushes away the stray wet lock of hair from Riz's face and looks deep into her eyes>

What *are* you doing? :) There are the odd occasions.

Sorry, didn't mean to. I didn't have a plan, you just said something out of context.

Had to have the last word?

Only if you do.

I'm sure there's even better stuff. :)

Jon

Yep, but only when there's an html tag somewhere, and then I have to go to Deja to read it and post.

<reads again> Nope! ...Well okay, maybe a little.

I kinda think the people of ATF are going to be complaining about PDA and asking us to get a room soon if we keep up our little shower scene. ;)

I would have such a good reply to that if I hadn't already promised that you could never annoy me.

You have a plan!

It was either that or snip. You know how snipping and I feel about each other.

I don't if you don't.

Really? Like what? :)

Larissa

Deja

I think wht had happened was that AOL had screwed up the encoding of he message, my reader viewed it as UTF-8 and replied to it as UTF-8, AOL screwed it back to normal and you sent a normal reply.

Hah! :p (see why I wasn't gonna reply now?)

weakness,

looks

PDA? The V-chips will just totally shut this newsgroup down if we carry on in full view. <pulls shower curtain across.> :)

you

Why waste a good reply, shoot.

of

You know the general plannyness of my plans and how often they actually succeed. Anyway I was trying to cough over your shoulder, away from you.

other.

So what ya gonna do now? :)

Then we're good?

Like <ddzzzzzzzzzzzttttt> [newsgroup replaced by a blue screen with a message saying 'We are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please try again later]

Deja

I think wht had happened was that AOL had screwed up the encoding of he message, my reader viewed it as UTF-8 and replied to it as UTF-8, AOL screwed it back to normal and you sent a normal reply.

Hah! :p (see why I wasn't gonna reply now?)

weakness,

looks

PDA? The V-chips will just totally shut this newsgroup down if we carry on in full view. <pulls shower curtain across.> :)

you

Why waste a good reply, shoot.

of

You know the general plannyness of my plans and how often they actually succeed. Anyway I was trying to cough over your shoulder, away from you.

other.

So what ya gonna do now? :)

Then we're good?

Like <ddzzzzzzzzzzzttttt> [newsgroup replaced by a blue screen with a message saying 'We are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please try again later]

See, look at that, AOL screwed it back to normal. Too bad your own newsreader wasn't as good as that.

No. :P

Public Display of Affection. Makes some people throw up. Oh and I don't think V-chips work for newsgroups, so it's a good thing you shut the curtain. (Are you about to die from the non-snippage here?)

But that would be catty. And I would *never* want to be catty.

Yeah well, you missed and hit me. What caused your sudden coughing fit?

Nothing, why? :)

We're *very* good.

Oh, oh, it's back! ... Whoa, sick mind. ;)

Larissa

newsreader

It doesn't get paid enough to clean up AOL's crap. :)

Lot of :p-ing going on. :)

on

think

(Are

It really cuts me up. :)

;)

that

I thought you were half cat.

out

Sorry, didn't mean to. You just said something out of context. Great I'm repeating myself now. . . . (Should I? . . . . Nah)

Well okay then.

Multiple places I could go with that but I'm happy just to smile.

please

I suppose it beings to rub off on you after a while.

Jon

EVEN IF IT... DAMN CAPS LOCK. Whoa, I need to get used to this new keyboard/ Typos, typos, everywhere! aNYWAY (GRRR), even if it did get paid enough, it still wouldn't know how to clean up AOL's crap. Wait a minute....

Are you trying to drive me crazy? :)

<cringe>

Okay, let me rephrase. You wouldn't want me to be catty. How do you feel about cats, anyway? You'll get to meet my little wittle cute kitty cat soon, and you don't want to scare her. She can smell hate.

Yeah but I never got what I said out of context. And now I can't look back, and you know why? Take a wild guess!

Uh huh.

<smiles back>

So you *did* talk to him? ;)

Larissa

keyboard/

it

Yup? :)

I thought that would require variety, so . . . d:

Well that's what you get for the taunting, tit for tat. :) I hate being bitchy!

soon,

LOL! Have you ever seen the old British sitcom Are You Being Served?

fit?

back,

"How long can you keep it up?"

Hmm

Nor reply (well now there is) just quiet contentment. :)

Huh? . . . . . . Oh, eew!!!

Jon

Minute's over, you don't have to wait anymore.

You're so smart. :)

Yeah right, you *so* love being bitchy!

Nope, and you didn't answer my question! Now I fear the worst. What about dogs?

Oh, that. Why did it make you cough on me? <innocent look>

Yes? Would you like to finish that thought? I wonder when people will start complaining about the bandwidth.

Alright, no paradoxical reply here either.

I didn't think it was *that* eew-worthy. I don't know if I want to know what you're thinking.

Larissa

paid

minute....

Yep but I'm still going to.

You're cute! :)

I don't afterwards but I do it a lot and I like it when I do it. Don't force me to go into self analysis!

feel

Anybody else who is still reading this thread want to explain about Mrs. Sloacome <sp?> and her pussy?

Sorry I find it a bit hard to (This is turning into a comedy of errors!!!) reply when I'm laughing so much. I like cats even though then tend to be so arrogant and I like dogs so long as they don't try and gnaw my ankles off.

<raises an eyebrow> I know who you've been talking to, the look doesn't wash. :)

We'll leave the thought till the end cause that's the finishing point. :)

We're not doing any harm or anything very irritable so I think we're safe until Friends produces an episode that everybody's happy with. :)

So we're just sitting here smiling in the silence then? :)

what

The thought, which is completely unrelated to any of the above and really is a quick trip down memorary lane, involves you and chocolate sauce. :)

Jon (Who wonders if you still want to cover me in concrete.)

In the previous post, the mostly harmless Jonathan claimed:

I've seen some bits of "are you being served?", but the only thing I remember is Miss Poppy ;)

I had the impression that this show was rather innocent and sweet, but now that you mention 'Sloacome' and 'pussy' like this, this either has got to be a *very* bad joke, or the producers of the show were cunningly stupid.

Bram PS: No I'm not really reading this thread, that's just a fragment of your imagination.

In article , Bram wrote:

Miss Poppy?

Neither. You must remember that the show is thirty years old, and follows in a grand tradition of British smutty seaside postcard humour. Anyone who was innocent enough to be harmed would have been quite convinced that the lady was talking about her pet cat. Anyone else had a dirty mind. :)

Incidentally, her full name might be of interest to Friends fans...

Mary Elizabeth Jennifer Rachel Yiddell Abergavenny Slocombe

Tennant

In article , Tennant Stuart wrote:

There was a Miss Poppy in "You Rang, M'Lord"...

Tennant

In the previous post, the mostly harmless Tennant Stuart claimed:

Memory sure doesn't serve me <g>

I've only watched a couple of those, and a few of the 'have you been served?'. If you would have said she was from "dad's army" I would have believed that too; all those old bbc series are the same to me ;-)

Bram

She was. :) Or at least Wendy Richard was....

Jac

In the previous post, the mostly harmless Jacqui claimed:

D'oh!

Bram

Jacqui wrote:

Miss Poppy was played by Suzie Brann.

The reason so many BBC series were in a similar style is that they were made by the same group of people.

Tennant :):)

And ironically enough the young (as she was then) lady in Are You Being Served? was Miss Brahms. <sp?>

Jon

In the previous post, the mostly harmless Jonathan claimed:

Laff! ;=)

Bram

In the previous post, the mostly harmless Tennant Stuart claimed:

So that's what irritated the MP crew so much, judging from the range of stereotyped 'zero IQ' bbc-watching characters in their flying circus shows.

Heh.

Bram

In article , Bram wrote:

Indeed, Monty Python came from an entirely different British tradition of Oxbridge humour, that hasn't dated so badly (inasmuch we ignore all the crap and only remember the gems).

Notice her first two names are ocean liners, and I believe she was either conceived or born in Abergavenny.

Can anyone explain the "Yiddell"?

Oh Triv Goddess, dust thou hear our cry?

Tennant

In the previous post, the mostly harmless Tennant Stuart claimed:

I agree, I have tons of videotapes from MP that I occasionally watch. I really liked a small joke they pulled off at their 25th anniversary: They make fun of (I think) the current BBC by showing a list of succesful comedies on BBC 25 years ago. It's a rather long scrolling list of all kinds of series. Then, the new BBC's successful comedies: The same long list but all entries are one and the same: Men Behaving Badly!

Brilliant! I wonder if this joke was on MP or the producers of the anniversary program though.

Bram

Yeah, so am I.

Aww. <Phoebe> I know, though. </Phoebe>

So, you don't actually hate being bitchy in the state of being, which is originally what I said. I also don't really mind your self-analysis mode myself, you know.

You mean this is public??

(At this point, newbies will think I'm an idiot.)

Why are you laughing so much? You better hope I don't throw my cat at you. (My friend said I threw her at him when we were younger. I don't recall. He did, years later.)

You're getting a really bad impression of him, I think. I guess it's not all wrong, though.

Is it the end yet?

Yes! We can post forever! (Now how predictable was *that*?)

Something like that. Except I've got a CD playing.

So, still want to cover me in it? (You were much more forward when we weren't together.)

Oh, only some of the time. ;)

Larissa

get

Wait a

Well at least we're filling the crack. (Yaaaay! - Radio thing :)

Know what? (and misses the quote as well as it sails over his head)

being

force

I don't self analyse as much as I lie a lot instead.

idiot.)

Well they'll have to deal with me if they did.

errors!!!)

so

off.

you.

He

After all the therapy? Why did you throw the cat at him? (and who was the unlikely clawing post?)

all

So how is all of it not wrong?

Not yet, it's down below.

You'll never be welcome on a.t.f.n then. :)

Not gonna cut that out. :)

I don't think it'll hurt the silence any. :)

is

Flaaghn!

I think I flirt better when I'm not freaking out. Do you like me better more forward?

It's an improvement then. :)

Jon

In article , "Jonathan" wrote:

this new

it did

crap.

I prefer to think of it as filling up all the extra bandwidth that really has no other use, so we're just helping it feel useful.

If you missed it, go look for it!

hate

Don't

which is

analysis mode

Oh, so *that's* why I don't always believe it. ;)

about Mrs.

After that email we got, it's getting harder and harder to not underestimate people's intelligence.

about

to be

ankles

at

recall.

I don't really remember. He was probably annoying me.

A very unlucky soul. It was really nice how he reminded me of the incident in school, with so many people around, so then he was like telling everyone "Larissa threw her cat at me," and I think the majority of people were like, "good."

doesn't

it's not

Because some of it's right?

we're safe

Do I want to be?

Not a problem with me. :)

smile.

It did on my end.

really

sauce. :)

Yep, same to you.

better more

Well I don't know, try and we'll see. ;)

Larissa

On Sun, 28 May 2000, Jonathan stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Open or closed? :)

Hey, we're not doing free live porn here! ;)

Larissa

and

on

<Tags in> Yeah it's $999.99 a week for a live feed and if the cheap Thailand actors, I mean us sorry, look nothing like us that's just down to the resolution of the camera. :)

Jon

Are you saying we couldn't do our own porn? ;) Ooh, I know someone who would buy it! Oh and another person on your side of the pond.

Larissa

Thailand

Would you want to do your own porn? Besides this way it actually sells because no one would want to buy anything with the real me in. It's all down to money.

Well they aren't gonna! :p

Couldn't work out who that was for a few seconds.

Jon

Honey, why do you know so much about what sells in the porn industry?

*Would*!

But you figured out the first one right away? That can't be good. :)

Larissa

down to the

down

I get a lot of tips from Boj. :) I was just basing it on my self loathing which seems to have amplified itself as of late. And for someone who goes on about not answering questions you didn't answer mine. :)

Not if I get any say (or rather bat) in the matter. :)

Well it's the only thing it tends to be linked with these days. :)

Jon

Have you been drinking again?

Well I thought the answer was just so obvious that the question was rhetorical.

For the last time, you're *not* allowed to hit him with a bat!

That and other sick typical male things, right? Sad but not completely untrue.

Larissa

I'd be much, much, much worse if I had kinda like last night where I hadn't been but felt completely crappy about my wieght, the fact I couldn't remember a word and Rocky was gonna loose while his trainer was dieing. :(

rhetorical.

Yeah but then you go and talk into straws. :) (running thing of the week)

How about hitting him with a cow?

untrue.

If it was sad but true then you've got a Sixpence None The Richer song.

Jon

In article , "Jonathan" wrote:

industry?

loathing

hadn't

dieing. :(

You look perfectly fine from what I've seen, and don't worry so much about the little things; it's not healthy.

week)

Don't forget hairbrushes. Actually pretty much anything works.

How are you going to get a cow to his office? I don't think the rental car place would be too happy about having a cow riding in one of their cars. And even if you like rode it there, it would be too heavy for you to pick up and hit him with. (The cow, not the car. Though the car would also be too heavy. To pick up. You could ride in it. Don't hit him while riding in it.)

good. :)

completely

song.

Which I can't remember at the moment, and checking the CD would involve moving from this spot.

Larissa

I heard Jonathan's cries on the wind...

Was that the one with the "really fake smile"? My memory is getting hazy as I get older...

Yeah, probably. :) You first saw it like a year ago and you still remember the fake smile? That can't be good.

Larissa

I heard Larissa's cries on the wind...

Heh. Only reason I remember it is because you pointed it out, and I asked you what you meant. :-) It still looked relatively convincingly like a smile to me.

Sure. "Relatively convincingly like a smile" = fake smile. :)

Larissa

And

remember the

LOL! Your fake smiles are legendary. :)

Jon

In article , Raven wrote:

It's TOW The Really Lovely And Genuine Smile, where Monica was pleased to see that the pen had been put back neatly in its holder.

Tennant

it.

Sorry Ten, you're thinking of the wrong episode, it's actually from TOW The Visit.

Jon

Jonathan wrote:

OK It's official:

This thread is definitely over my head. . .

Okay, let's see if I can clear the thread up a little... Part of the thread is people saying their favorite Magnadoodle messages, part of the thread is about the fact that the message "LARISSA WAS HERE" was once on the Magnadoodle, and part of the thread is me and Jon admitting to the group that we're in love. Hope that helps. :)

Larissa

Larissa wrote:

Aahh. Ok. So he must have a (personal) picture of you standing in front of the magnadoodle.

Ok. I get it. I almost needed a picture there for a minute. . .

Light on. Message received.

In article , Randy Hinds wrote:

Me too.

The explanation is always so simple, isn't it Randy? :)

Tennant

In article , Randy Hinds wrote:

Funnily enough, that's *exactly* where LARISSA is in relation to Larissa...

Tennant

In article , Tina wrote:

And cute too. I'm *so* envious... :)

Tennant

But which episode was that one in?????? I don't remember seeing it.

Tennant Stuart wrote:

After Ross' bachelor party they had "Another one bites the dust"on the magnadoodle.

====== "Life is never without love" -Sheryl Crow

me too..

~Act

Yeah okay, I liked that one a lot too. :)

Larissa

In "TOW All The Wedding Dresses", during the scene where Ross is talking to Joey and Chandler in their apartment (you know the one, at the end of it Joey checks his little black book, anyways), somehow during that scene, the words "GET OUT" or something similar appear on the Magnadoodle as if by magic......

• Candi

TOW the free porn

knock, knock who's there??? PORN!!!

Thats my personal favourite

Sometimes they are hard to read cause the actors heads get in the way. I liked that one too. I have just started looking at the messages actually.

~Act

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

That's in TOW Chandler in a box.

Adeline. aka SWS cop #002 ===== "Your timing couldn't be better, I'm puttin' out fires all over the place." ~Joey Tribbianni, "Friends"

"I'm right! I'm right! Am...I...right??" ~Chandler Bing, "Friends"

oh yea I remember that!

~Act

In the previous post, the mostly harmless Adeline claimed:

*rofl*!

Great! Very funny little details ;-) How about a small `quizz': How many different messages are (clearly readable) on the magnadoodle (what's in a name?? never heard of it before). List them all ;-)

Try finding that in the scripts...<grin>

Bram

<snip>

Adeline, i was aobut to post that one <g>

Hey, I like your idea Kate. Do you change the message on the Magnadoodle every day, every week (or every month)?

Is it because of my eyes or does the magnadoodle not on Joey's door anymore in the 6th season?

See Ya

Pinkcity

Its there. It's even instrumental in one episode.