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If you're the husband of a pregnant woman living in Iowa or Oregon who says she want to go to the same hospital where Rachel had her baby, what do you say?

[email] (Steve A Simon) wrote in message news:...

If she's far enough along, point out that she can't fly in the third trimester.

That it will be a really tough to make it in seven minutes. ;-)

"Steve A Simon" wrote in message news:[email]...

says she

say?

You say, "Oh my God, I'm married to Brooke Shields!"

"David Buehrle" wrote:

I think my brain might just be working slow cuz it's been a long week, but why the reference to Brooke Shields?

By the way, I was wondering about something else. You know how Rachel got all mad at Ross for cheating on her. It occurred to me that, didn't she sort of break with him or something the night before, so that maybe it's not as bad because . . .

just kidding.

"Steve A Simon" wrote in message news:[email]...

why

Brooke Shields was on an ep where she thought Drake Ramore was a real person. She didn't understand the concept of television and how programs are filmed and the characters are played by actors.

"David Buehrle" wrote:

Oh yeah--it makes perfect sense now! That was a very funny episode too. Somehow Brooke managed to be quite believable as a complete whacko. :-)

On Tue, 28 May 2002, Steve A Simon stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

She can stalk me anytime!

Paul Hyett wrote:

Yeah, with stalkers like that, who needs . . . uh, non-stalkers?

On Mon, 27 May 2002, David Buehrle stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Joey made a potentially fatal mistake by dating his stalker, but since she was played by Brooke Shields, perhaps the risk was worth it! :)

On a related matter, I'm glad to see that C4 are repeating Suddenly Susan S4. I can finally tape the episodes they made me miss last time by not bothering to mention they were new. :(

At last I know why Maddy & Jack left, and why the magazine moved.

"Chris Bastian" wrote in message news:[email]...

I was in an accident in March and I spent about 10 hours at St. Vincents. It is NOTHING like what the sets make it out to be.

I would not want to have my baby there. The staff isn't that friendly and that place is so gloomy.

The only good thing they did was give me some morphine!!!!

Good grief already! :p They..actually thought "Rachel" was at that hospital. *shakes head*