Chandler's genitalia

Dec 20, 2000, 7:42 AM ET15 posts by 9 posters
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Marc Beckersjuergen

(wow, that subject drew your attention, eh?)

I was wondering - why exactly is Monica calling Chandler "Mr. Big" or "Dr. Big" when we know from Joey and Phoebe that in fact, well, he's not?

abrahammyMarc Beckersjuergen

Marc Beckersjuergen wrote:

Girlfriends are loyal, supportive, and they affirm the fragile ego of their man.

Also: Phoebe and Joey have not, uh, seen Mr. Big... in use... which could make a difference...

Randy Hindsabrahammy

Claire Abraham wrote:

That is most likely the case. I mean, when would they have?

And besides, most close friends are likely to poke fun at a guy for this, especially the guy friends. . . . It's a common thing to joke about on the construction site (i.e. "in large groups of men being men").

I speak only for myself --Randy
The Fax MachineRandy Hinds

Now there's a though, imagine Chandler working on a construction site...

Marc Beckersjuergenabrahammy

Yeah, we wish :-)

Yes they both have. Joey, being Chandlers roommate shatters the rumours spread by Rachel after she caught him with her boss Joanna in her office - "No, he does not..." and Phoebe admitted that she saw it when she massaged him.

LaurenMarc Beckersjuergen

which

Well, thats not really 'in use' is it ??? Anless it was a rather intimate massage !

Lauren

Tennant StuartMarc Beckersjuergen

In article , "Marc Beckersjuergen" wrote:

There's no evidence that Joey or Phoebe have seen it erect.

Tennant

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Tennant StuartMarc Beckersjuergen

In article , "Marc Beckersjuergen" wrote:

First of all, it wasn't Joey & Phoebe, but Joey & Ross.

Phoebe told them what Rachel had told her.

Second of all, this was Rachel's offer...

RACHEL: When they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (holds her hands far apart) or very (high pitched) stingy.

CHANDLER: (intrigued) Go on.

RACHEL: I can make you a legend. I can make you this generation's Milton Berle.

CHANDLER: And Milton Berle has a-

RACHEL: Ohh, not compared to you.

..so Chandler could still be big, but not that big.

Third of all, in 516 "TOW the Cop", Monica borrowed Rachel's tape measure for a private use in Chandler's bedroom.

Tennant

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Appy50riderTennant Stuart

Marc and Tennant wrote:

(I think it was C and J's tape measure)

And forth, in 501, Chandler himself told Ross, "It's a very large plane!"

Appy

Tennant StuartAppy50rider

In article , [email] (Appy50rider) wrote:

Ah yes, my bad. Rachel was looking to borrow it.

What did *she* want to use it for?

That's an innuendo that seems to have escaped me...

Tennant

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Toni Perry If onlyTennant Stuart

In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

I think I know what he meant...

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**
Appy50riderTennant Stuart

You MUST watch it again. Look at Chandler's body language. He's all hunched over and clinging to Monica's hips!

Appy

Toni Perry If onlyAppy50rider

In article , [email] (Appy50rider) writes:

hehe, that was what I was thinking then!!!

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**
Tennant StuartToni Perry If only

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Oh yeah!! LOL!

Chandler is hunched like that to make more space in his pants, but as he says "we'll stay here" you can see he's still tenting...

Tennant

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AsylumGalMarc Beckersjuergen

On Wed, 20 Dec 2000 13:42:30 +0100, "Marc Beckersjuergen" wrote:

I'll bet Chandler is a GROWER and not a SHOWER