Friends character you would like to see replaced

Dec 2, 2000174 posts by 21 postersalt.tv.friends
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Maxwell2323 wrote:

I would like to see that miserable whiny slug they currently call Ross, played by Snaro, replaced by the original Ross played by David Schwimmer.

Leira246abrahammyalt.tv.friends

I remember reading somewhere in an interview with a producer that Mr. Schwimmer actually did play Russ, and putting Snaro in the credits was an inside joke. Annoyedly (that a word?) I don't remember where, so I have no solid proof to back this claim up. And for the original post, I wouldn't want any of them replaced! No matter how sniffling, annoyinh, sad, pathetic and whiney........well.......maybe......at least not Matthew Perry!

*~Ariel~* ~Chandler: Ding-Dong, the phsyco's gone!

Coca-ColaLeira246alt.tv.friends

Surely that amazing Eastern European actor (who has been given nothing of real value these past few years) is real! I'm sure I read somewhere that some woman from Texas had been stalking him.

Always Coca-Cola

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Hi I'm Jon, pleased to meet you. <looks for nearest exit> :)

Always CC

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The last episode I saw was where Daphne and Niles dorve away from her wedding in the RV and while the episode was special I didn't really like it that much. There was something missing from it, I don't know what, maybe it wasn't funny enough. Anyway Niles will probably sleep with some girl who works at the wine shop after the pair take a break. While I'm happy for Ms Leeves <sp?> it seems to be the worst time for her to be having a baby.

Always CC

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(Snicker!!) I honestly truely hate Ross. I don't know why, but I don't think Ross is a great character, never was. He's whiny, he's controlling (remember his relationships? i.e. Rachel, Elizabeth). I mean, I can't understand why there are so many Ross and Rachel fans out there wanting to put these two back together. They are the past and to see them together again would be a waste of time. Ross is a dweeb. If he were replaced by any actor, I don't care who, even if it were Robert Downey Jr. <g>, I wouldn't care.

Isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? -Rachel "TOW Ross' New Girlfriend" Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
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[email] wrote:

It's sentiments like this (and they are widely held) that confirms to me that the writers have given Ross the back end of the stick. You don't see people coming on here and saying that they hate Chandler (heaven forbid anyone say that on this forum!) or the others (except maybe Monica). But I disagree that Ross was never a great character. He was always a bit of a dweeb but there were many good things about him to offset it.

Laurie

I like Ross... and the writers have placed him in great situations that really make him shine (although I agree... lately he's becoming a bit overbearing). I always liked that the one that was the most quiet and shy was the one who was able to get married to people he truly cared about and was able to win over the person he'd loved so much for so long (granted, it didn't work out then, but we'll see). IMHO, he's the victim of bad writing, and that's getting him down, but as a whole, Ross is a great friend of the group

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ROSS is a total LOSER and he doesn't deserve Rachel; I don't understand why people like him, because he's such a miserable and uninteresting character. Remember the episode he recalls how he found out his girlfriend was a lesbian? U could see how he was just dumbed stupidely, and this always happens to him. Or the episode where Phobes and Rach make fun of him while taking self defense classes? He's alwayd seen as a ridiculous person. I don't understand why he's friend with the "friends". Plus he's not really what u could call a cute guy... No, definately, Ross is the character I hate on the show and I'm glad to see I'm not the only one.

Laurie wrote:

There was a time when everybody thought the reverse was true. Don't ever mention TOW The Cat.

character.

All of these events happening during or after the third season. Before you're hit with a backlash from some of the more die-hard Ross fans around here maybe you should remember Ross as we do. He wasn't the stupid, dumb, rage filled thing he's turned out to be. In the beginning he used to be a nice geeky guy, a little shy and a bit hurt from his divorce (where not only had his spouse committed adultery but it was with a member of the same sex). There was something sweet in the way Ross pined over Rachel with everything from monkeys to the statue of liberty stopping him from telling her how he felt. He was also facing fatherhood with Ben on the way giving some cool scenes with (the underused) Carol and Susan. After his initial goof up with the list (more of C&J's fault than his own) he managed to redeem hismelf through the prom video showing what a nice guy Ross was, something that we only catch glimpses of like in TOW The Chick And The Duck. Alas Friend's isn't a drama, Ross has to be funny, Carol isn't pregnant anymore and he's broken up with Rachel (multiple times). Being just a nice guy isn't funny (just look at what's happening to Chandler), according to the writers funny is being loud, annoying, psychopathic and stupid. I don't care really if he isn't as 'funny' anymore give us the old Ross back!

Ross is Monica's brother and Chandler's ex-roomate. He's also pretty close to Phoebe and was there for Rachel when she ran away from Barry. As for Joey, well Joey just likes anybody who gives him food now and again.

If I was female or gay I'd date him (well after Chandler of course :).

Always CC

Rachel doesn't deserve Ross..she treated him like crap.

I honestly can't see anyone else playing the parts, but I think that Joey could be played by a different actor. No offense to MLB, he's a great actor, but I think it's due to the writing that he's given.

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I think I'm gonna be the only one brave enought to say this (this will shock plenty of you), but I hate Chandler sometimes. yes I can hear you all hitting the floor now. :) no seriously! sometimes he is annoying and I do hate him sometimes. Like I hated him when, well I won't say cause it's a spoiler, and also in season 6, he's just becomming out of character. I guess I miss the old Chandler and want the new chander to bugger off really. he's a suck up and is under the thumb. It's not a strong arguement I know, but it's my excuse. anyways, if I love that character so much, I think I'm allowed to hate him. anyone else brave enough?

<~~~now bows down to MP begging forgiveness after saying this about his character

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Say which episode you're talking about, under spoiler space if necessary.

Tennant

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in the season finale, when he did all that to Monica to put her off the scent of marriage! that was just cruel! I mean I understood why, but, he was just being an idiot!

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

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With you on that one Toni, I just wanted to slap him and tell him he couldn't BE anymore stupid! Even watching the episode again when I knew that it all turned out okay, I still felt the same!

Vicky

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Ican't watch it without shouting at him! I can't stand how stupid he was being! A coulpe of times I had to fast forward cause I couldn't bear to see it. okay, I know it's a bit extreme but if you're as Chandler mad as I am, I think you'll know what I mean

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

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Yep, definitely know what you mean! I've not fast forwarded through it, but I do cringe at it...especially when he started talking about pigs! It's no wonder the couple behind Monica were staring at him!

Vicky

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In article , [email] writes:

He was being such an idiot! I hope he's not as idiotic and under the thumb and boring in the new season as he was in season six

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

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I've been reading scripts as they've been transcribed but it's not the same as watching them is it. Not much longer to wait now.....!!!

Vicky

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In article , [email] writes:

Not the same at all. I read 707 and some people said it's crap, but I thought it was funny, and what's my point again? When it airing? 18th?

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

707 is so not crap, it's just not the best ever. (706 is almost best ever)

707 airs on E4 March 1st, probably.

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

Good good, can't wait to see it then!

No no, 701, when's that airing? 18th January?

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

So everyone is assuming.

Tennant

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yay!!!! can't wait!!!!
Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Are you waiting on Sky Digital or OnDigital or cable?

Tennant

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I don't know, what's NTL? is it cable? Will it be free?

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

NTL is cable. Ondigi E4 will be free, we assume cable will be, there's still no news if it will ever be on Sky.

Tennant

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If it's not on Sky, I feel sorry for you sky viewers

<~~~She's jumping around now happy that E4 is on cable.

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

OnDigital are doing E4 test transmissions. None so far on Sky Digital, this may or may not be a bad sign. Can you see any tests on cable?

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

I'll just go check, don't move

Okay, There's no test's as far as I can see, but I did find ITM news, I didn't know I had that...

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Okay I won't.

Well that's something. A test transmission is good news, but no test transmission is nothing to worry about.

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

Good, I'm going to check again so just stay there, and don't paddle anywhere.

Whew, that's a relief, cause I still can't find a test

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

I'm floating on my back.

Don't worry unless you've got Sky.

Tennant

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On Sun, 17 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Why if you've got Sky?

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/

In article , Paul Hyett wrote:

Because there's still nothing solid.

Tennant

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On Mon, 18 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

I can't believe they wouldn't carry it though. That would be a spectacular own goal as Friends is the highest rated program on subscription TV by a considerable margin.

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/

In article , Paul Hyett wrote:

OnDigital was being advertised during WWTBAM on ITV tonight as the digital channel that has all three Sky Sports channels and the top sitcoms such as "Friends". There was no mention of E4 itself.

So far there have been no similar adverts on Sky One telling people to switch to Sky Digital to continue receiving "Friends"...

Tennant

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On Tue, 19 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Telewest Digital confirmed they'll be carrying it though, so I'm all right now. :)

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/

In article , Paul Hyett writes:

Something about sky not getting it..

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

On Mon, 18 Dec 2000, Toni Perry If only stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

BTW, Sky Digi should finally be getting ITV late next year.

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/

In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

you can get out of the water now

I have indeed stopped worrying! :)

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

That was not cruel, he was just being an idiot.

If you don't want to see Chandler being cruel to Monica, avoid the ending of 207 "TOW Ross Finds Out".

Tennant

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Now that really was cruel! That bastard!

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Yap. If you think about it, she never forgave him, since she did not know what he had done to her.

Tennant

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On Wed, 6 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Well she got over him peeing on her in TOW the Jellyfish, and to me that was a lot worse!

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/

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But that was Chandler being nice because he was relieving Monica from the pain of the sting - even though it was all a bit gross!

Vicky

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In article , [email] writes:

He was being a friend. a gross friend but a friend nonetheless

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , Paul Hyett wrote:

Oh no - Paul, if I ever get stung by a jellyfish, feel free to pee on me!

Tennant

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That I have to see! wait no don't!

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

What if *you* get stung by a jellyfish, Toni?

Since you won't be able to reach, would you want me to pee on you? :)

Tennant

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Well, I just found out I can put my head in my lap, so if I can do that, I'm sure I can pee on my foot. but if I can't then you're welcome to :)

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Who's a lucky girl, then!!! ;)

so if I can do that,

What if you got stung higher up?

Tennant

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Men... such filthy minds. ;) And why exactly would a girl be "lucky" if she could do that? Like there aren't plenty of guys who want to do that to a girl just for fun--she definitely wouldn't be stuck doing it herself.

Eww... when I got stung, nobody peed on me and I was fine! (Not that I knew someone was supposed to pee on me at the time. See, Friends is very educational.) :)

Larissa

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In article , [email] (Larissa) wrote:

Men have *very* filthy minds, so be warned, Larissa... ;)

Friends is indeed very educational, Larissa. :)

How much agony did you endure?

Tennant (who is relieved to find that guys are good for *something*)

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Oh don't worry, I think *everyone* knows that!

I think I was about 6 years old then. I remember thinking "ow, something's hurting my leg" but I didn't scream like Monica. It healed pretty quickly, actually.

Don't go getting any ideas from this... it's only if you know a girl really, *really* well, okay Tennant? :)

Larissa

Tennant StuartLarissaalt.tv.friends

In article , [email] (Larissa) wrote:

Okay Larissa. :)

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

You people have warped minds...

then you'd have to cometo my recue <~~~now giggling at what she just said

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

You're the one who said it, girl. :)

A gentleman is always ready to help a lady. :)

Tennant

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LarissaTennant Stuartalt.tv.friends

I have a feeling she didn't mean it to be interpreted that way, though! :)

In my experience, the guy has been just as happy as me, so really, who's helping whom?

Larissa (who thinks she needs to shut up now) ;)

In article , [email] (Larissa) writes:

Definately not :)

You'll all be helping each other in peace and pee :)

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

Yeah yeah I know I know...

Good, so basically yougotta be in Mantawk the same time I am then?

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

For a strip Happy Days game?

Tennant

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and diggin a hole!!!

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

Toni Perry If only wrote in message ...

But watch out for those darn jellyfish....

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

Yes the whole point us going together (oh God! Mind filled with too much innuendo now!) is incase either of us get stung by jellyfish...

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

Toni Perry If only wrote in message ...

Well...in that case....bring lots of sodapop and beer. Extra help might be needed. :-)

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

And it has to be you, since I can take care of stings for myself.

Tennant

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On Wed, 13 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Mmmmm - just imagine the DVD vidcaps I'll be able to do of Monica in that bikini from that episode though! :)

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/

That's true, you have better aim than me anway

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Only because for me no skill is required - women *can* pee standing up, if they adopt a certain technique, and get in lots of practice... :)

Tennant

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I've tried peeing standing up, it's impossible! I might be able to put my head in my lap but for some reason I jus can't pee standing up and certainly can't bend that way.

Toni Perry http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

You can. My sister used to be a guide leader. She taught the technique at summer camp - unofficially of course, they don't give you a merit badge!

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

Okay, maybe your sister can, but I can't :)

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

I'll email you...

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

Thank you, oh and can I have that list of ac, kry, noms... or what ever they're called too please??? :)

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Abbreviated coded rendition of names yielding meaning.

It's in the mail. :)

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

thank very much!!!

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Toni Perry wrote:

I love it when we share..... :-)

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , "Zoepetier" writes:

Yes it's such a good thing isn't it :) just make sure it's share not scare

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my

certainly

How have you never been in the audience of Graham Norton's show?

Always CC

In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:

Going that I'm only 16, no, but I love that show!!! Graham is so sweet! I love the audience tales too! hehe

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Toni Perry wrote:

Yeah....let's try and keep that in mind, shall we?

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

And waking up as a well-endowed mermaid!

Tennant

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I'm well endowed enough as it is

Toni-Who wishes she never said anything

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

FOMCARAOTFIPOLUMTSMC !!!

Betcha your tail ain't as fishy as Joey's... ;)

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

hang on, just lokoing to see if that's in the list you gave me... Taking to long and it's probably not, so, what?

Oh my God Tennant!!! oh you warped bloke! :)

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

It's in there, between FOHCAROTFIPOL and FOOBAR.

AIN'T - I said AIN'T!!! :)

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...

FOOBAR? I thought it was FUBAR...... F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition. I got that from the movie "Tango & Cash" with Sly Stallone and Kurt Russell.

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Except that FUBAR is not the acronym after FOMCARAOTFIPOLUMTSMC, since it comes between FUBAB and FUD.

Or Repair.

I'm sure the saying is older than that.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...

It's all Greek to me....I used to have a list of all those acronyms back in the Atari days, but that was a long time ago. Fill me in, please.

Also a possibility.

So am I, but that was the first time I heard it.

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

FOHCAROTFIPOL is "Falls Off His/Her Chair And Rolls On The Floor In Peals Of Laughter", FOMCARAOTFIPOLUMTSMC is "Falling Off My Chair And Rolling Around On The Floor In Peals Of Laughter Until My Tears Sting My Cheeks", FOOBAR is a variant of FUBAR, and FUD is "Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt".

Or in FUBAB, Belief.

Tennant

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I'll find it

I know I know!!!! :)

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In article ,

They're all in alphabetical order.

Tennant

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Found it! hehe

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Now all you need to do is recall why I said FOMCARAOTFIPOLUMTSMC

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

I know why! My view that you're all warped still stands :)

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

ATTYOB

Tennant

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<ggg>
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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

YBYSA

Tennant

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Frankly Tennant I am very shocked. Firstly I never knew what a sick mind you've got and secondly you stole my line. :)

Always CC (Who never thought of Ten as a dirty old man till now.)

In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:

didn't surprise me, you're all warped! :) <~~~hopes no one takes offense

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In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:

exactly, warped

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In article , [email] (Leira246) writes:

I don't do nice.. :)

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

No worries. :)

Tennant

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In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:

Whyja think they call me "Ten"?

Tennant

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In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:

Not from now I won't :)

Toni (who's wondering why CC has hit an all time low)

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Because he realises that you're so far ahead, he'll never catch up. :(

Tennant (me neither)

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

ummm, okey. Well, read the instructions on the other post I sent and you might find you can do it too. It breaks your back the first time but once you keep practising it doesn't hurt so much <wg>

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

I don't have to go all the way like you do, and it still ain't possible!

Tennant

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hehe!!!!
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In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:

Let's face it Jonathan, you just wish *you* could do it, eh?

Tennant (who, to be honest, wishes he could do it too)

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Put my head in her lap? I think my lady would become somewhat jealous if I did.

Go for it man, I've got your wing. :)

Always CC

In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:

I think CC might be somewhat very very very badly punched by me if he did

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I

I never said I wanted to. . . . And before Ten gets to dissect that, I never had any desire to put my head in her lap for any reason, okay?

Always CC (Who could just be digging himself deeper and wonders if they should stick a TAN: on to the header. :)

Oh Good!

maybe we should, what does it mean?

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Tangent

Tennant

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Oh right! Thank you Tennant

<~~~she still don't get it, but no matter :)

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In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

It's not that hard to do. here's how it's done the first time. Write an email, find someone to read the email. Get that someone to write something in the email and take over the keyboard. This will make them lean over you in an attempt to get to the keyboard. So you end up leaning all the way forward until your head is in your lap. But then it might be different for me than for you, I'm very bendy! :)

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

There is just no answer to that!

Tennant

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And it's finally over!!! :)

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Except that my imagination is still running hot...

Tennant

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Oh for the love of God...

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

God has nothing to do with it - people able to fellate themselves end up making no contribution to the gene pool...

Tennant

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What's that in English?

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

None of your ancestors were people who could do it.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...

Very well said. I was thinking of a clean way to explain it, but I couldn't.

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Thanks. I once had a job as a technical writer.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...

And it shows in all your posts. But a techical writer in which form?

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Aerospace.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...

Really?.....Ok, that's cool! So you wrote reports and stuff or more like manuals? In any case, you must be a wizz in mecanical engineering, math and algebra to understand all that. Or do you just come up with all the right words?

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Mostly procedural documentation, for which we became the first European aerospace company to be awarded full Boeing quality status. I still have a rather pretty solid silver 777 they gave me as�a grateful reward.

I used be a designer (some of my stuff is in the pod race in Star Wars Episode I), but I moved across to creating design software, eventually becoming head of the department. I do know more than just the words. :)

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote in message ... Zoepetier wrote:

Right on! (Or as they say in England: good show!) I bet that must have made your family proud. But it really does sound technical. It's way above me and I've always been told that I was smart.

Hold on....some of your ideas were used as an example for the Pod Racer? How did that happen? I thought that was a full American idea? And now you just creat design software when you have the oppertunity of becoming a whole lot more?

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Err no, people in England do not say "good show". :)

Well yes, but you should see what they do...

Now you know why I have to analyse everything.

The movie was made in Britain, and most of the models are based on real jet engines, complete with nozzle control & thrust reverser actuators.

Well, making movies gets a little tedious after a while... :)

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote in message ... Zoepetier wrote:

How about "bloody good show"? <g>

And that is?

I do.

Uhm....weren't all the desert scenes filmed in Tunisia? But I did always think that some of the pods looked too much like normal engines.

Oh....I'm sure it does. :-)

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Not the people I know.

All kinds of stuff. ;)

They filmed the desert in Tunisia, and added the engines.

That's it exactly.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:

Well done?

Then you must all have different stories to tell around the Christmas tree.

Computers...computers.....we just can't live without them anymore. :-)

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

Nice one does pretty well over here

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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Well done! ;)

Yeah I guess, except George Lucas (SWE1TPM) could take a lesson from Ridley Scott (Gladiator) in letting CGI serve the story rather than hobble it.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote:

You've just lost me. CGI?

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

On Fri, 22 Dec 2000 01:28:05 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:

Computer-generated imagery. Oliver Reed died of a heart attack while filming Gladiator in Valletta, Malta, so they had to use CGI to complete his scenes.

(And he's got the best line in the movie: "You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back." )

~Marita "Betre b�r du ber kje i bakken enn mannevit mykje" - H�vam�l

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Yeah - but Ridley Scott swears they didn't put Reed's face on another actor's body, just clipped out the whole actor from unused shots.

Lol - some people complained they didn't say "queer" back then, so I pointed that the characters were really speaking Latin.

Tennant

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On Fri, 22 Dec 2000 18:17:56 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

This is what the IMDB says about the whole thing:

Oliver Reed sufferred a fatal heart attack during filming. Some of his sequences had to be re-edited and a double, photographed in the shadows and with a 3D CGI mask of Reed's face, was used as a stand-in.

~Marita "Betre b�r du ber kje i bakken enn mannevit mykje" - H�vam�l

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

I know, and Ridley Scott swears that they didn't.

Tennant

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Marita wrote: Zoepetier wrote:

Oh yes...I remember it now. They used the same technique just after Brandon Lee died while filming The Crow, didn't they?

LOL! That line is from Gladiator???

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Computer Generated Imagery.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:

Aha! I get it now.

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , Tennant Stuart writes:

oh okay

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Yep. :)

Tennant

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Well I declare, I think littl' ol' me has come round full circle. ;)

Always EJ

Hey it's not like he didn't warn her, he was a desperate desperate man!

Chandler: Don't make me do anything that I'll regret. Monica: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What?

Always CC

Well it was cruel to even think of that! no matter how desperate! :)

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Toni

You could argue he was doing it for her own good. Also the argument could be made that she was being cruel to him first.

Always CC (Who isn't the argumentative type. :)

He wasn't doing it for her own good, he was doing it for his own good! and I think that she was trying to help him, but didn't realise how bad it got, cause, well it's Monica, but he did what he did conciously!

Toni (who can't spell, and is the arguementative type)

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Though if you get stung on the back or the face I'm guessing you'd be resorting to cream, unless you really have a thing for golden showers.

Always CC (Who thinks he's gonna throw up now, it's all getting a little to sick.)

Oh Ew!!!!!

Yeah me too...

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

It's worth pointing out that urine is totally sterile.

The inside of your bladder is the cleanest part of your body.

Tennant

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Enough about Ross, Phoebe NEEDS TO GO !

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How the hell can anyone even question that Russ was played by David Schwimmer. Don't you people know how to match a face to itself? Its the same freakin face.

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Big, long sigh. I see my joke failed. When asked whom I would replace, I made a sarcastic comment. I suggested that the current incarnation of Ross, whom absolutely nobody likes (including me) was being played by Snaro as opposed to David Schwimmer, whom I suggested played Ross when he was a likeable, three-dimensional character. I know Snaro and Schwimmer are the same person. I was *pretending*, humorously, that they were different in an attempt to make a joke about my disgust over the direction they've taken with him in the past two years. I said I wanted the older, more effective version back.

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I'd just like to point out that it didn't fail me, but the person I was responding to, which wasn't you Claire..

I don't want to be tainted with this misunderstanding :)

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I'd rather see Gunther replaced by someone else. After all, he's the same shmuck who wanted Rachel's affections ever since she was employed at Central Perk.

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