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This is from a Friends Newsgroup I subscribe too::

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This is a spoiler that was posted on Angel's message board by Amy, who is apparently friends with Marta Kauffman's daughter. This is (I think) supposed to be the spoiler for the pregnancy episode, which is maybe this week (or the new years eve episode).

I think this is the right place to tell everyone that I can't be sure (and no one can) that all the spoilers I send out are 100% accurate and correct, until the actual episode airs. I will make my best to send you these spoilers the minute I see them, but it's up to you whether to believe them or not.

And after this introduction ..... here is what Amy wrote:

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Hey, I was just bursting to give this one up but I said "no stay strong" so I didn't say anything. But now that all this baby stuff is going around, I can't resist!!!!!! I was at this episode now here is a vague spoiler. ! ok it was something like C&M go out to dinner and have shrimp. and Mon gets sick and at first thinks its just bad shrimp. Monica: I don't want to end the evening having my stomach pumped! Chandler: The shrimp is not bad Monica: Shrimp that makes you barf is by definition, bad. Chandler: If the shrimp was bad, the shrimp would smell...take a whif of that (Monica looks like she is going to be sick)

So then they come back to there apt. and they had a fight on the way home. And they aren't talking so Chandler goes over to Joey and Rachels. And Phoebe realizes something is wrong with Monica and starts asking questions. Monica is avoiding her and says if anything is wrong she would tell Chandler before she told her. So then Monica says Chandler was right, it wasn't the shrimp, and they make up.

This is after Chandler comes back.

Chandler: Okay, I know I did something, I've known you long enough to know that. and I will get on my hands and knees and apologize until I'm blue in the face but you've got to tell me what I did wrong.

And THEN nananana! drum roll please!

Monica: You did something VERY VERY right.

(Oh my JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?!)

Then there are some irrelivant scenes in-between so I'll do the last scene and the tag.

Okay, she tells Chandler and she can't tell if he is happy or freaking out because he looks like he's hyperventilating.

Chandler: So you mean you've been sick and tired and cranky lately because of a, uh, uh.......

Monica: Baby. A baby. (Woah my god that was good!)our baby.(Chandler is speechless)

Monica: You're not going to do something crazy are you? Chandler: (does that weird thing he does, that can only be compared to when Rachel & Phoebe were talking about the stuff he stored for Joey)

Chandler: Why, why would I freak out? I'm mature, I'm ready to be a father.

Monica: Chandler, you are. This is great. I mean its not something we planned before getting married, but this is something we were going to do anyway.

Chandler: You're right. I guess I am just a little surprised.

Monica: Are you happy?

Chandler: I am so far past happy. I'm going to be somebody's father

Monica: That's right and things are only to get better from here.

Chandler: I love you.

Monica: (kisses him) I love you.

So sweet isn't it?! Well I guess thats our "public announcement" I guess a mental geller is on the way. And didn't I do a great job of keeping a secret?

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I don't think this is true. Nah, we've had a few wrong spoilers from this girl before haven't we (my memory's not great so correct me if I'm wrong)? I don't believe a word, I think

On 12 Nov 2000 21:32:44 GMT, [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

I agree with you. It just sounds too good to be true. However, this girl called Amy posted something else as well, and things got just more interesting:

"Okay, people, think about this for awhile. I was the person that gave you a totally in depth spoiler last week. We are all going to see that my spoiler is a good as it gets this week! Sooo shouldn't we all just assume that I wouldn't be lying this time around? I was holding that spoiler in for such a long time because I thought everyone would be like "No way thats a major lie." But uh, now that I think of it, maybe I should've waited until after this Thursday so you could see what I'm talking about when I say "She sort of looked pregnant." and if any of you saw Access Hollywood where Matty said something like "I don't think she's pregnant because David's been away and if she was she'd have a lot of explaining to do." Think about that also. Don't all you Friends fanatics know that the cast members don't spoil secrets for the other people?! Do you really think Matty would say she is pregnant before Courteney made a public announcment? I know he wouldn't. No one would.

Next thing, the title. Ooo this was a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure it was TOW The Baby or TOW Monica's Wish or TOW The Big Surprise something corny like that. Honestly, I didn't catch the title. It was a pretty obvious episode though, so you can just make up whatever title you feel like.

Bloopers. This should go under a whole nother section. If you have ever been to a taping, you know how many mistakes they make. Now times that by a hundred. I think everyone was a little nervous or something to do this episode, especially Courteney. I mean the only person she's had to tell something like that to was her husband...if she even told him...who knows she might not even be pregnant! Now try doing a scene like that with Matthew Perry. Not a very easy job. People were laughing, crying, so many mixed emotions. And the audiance was going CAAAARAAAZZZZY!!! Okay some bloopers that stood out.

1. The part when Monica has to say "Baby. A baby." she was doing it so well and then they looked at each other for 5 seconds and they both burst out laughing. It was really funny!

2. There was an in-between scene that I didn't talk about, something with Rachel and Ross. It wasn't a love scene...it was so stupid I can't even remember it. But anyways there's a part where Rachel has to say "Ross, of all people I know you have to be the most nuerotic." but she was spacing out (she does that a lot) so when it came time for her line she said "Oh, sorry, what did you say about me and Brad?"

3. As I mentioned before, Courteney was just a tad nervous about this episode. This really isn't a blooper, just something I noticed. She kept saying "I have to sit down." or "I need a glass of water." or "I'm really tired, can we finish this on Monday?" Maybe she really did need all these things but everyone knew it was something going on in her head cause she kept saying "Baby baby baby baby" I think that was making her nervous or make her hormones go nuts. I mean if she really is pregnant, it could've been hormones. Ooo I hope she isn't one of those scary mean pregnant people!

4. Jennifer Aniston was being very helpful with Courteney the whole taping. I think she felt really sorry for her because she looked so tired and so nervous. Instead of going back to her dressing room as they usually do when they aren't in a scene, she sat and watched all of Courteney's and then went back with her. I thought that was just so nice!

5. Julian in 2 now, and so Lisa is like "Okay, what if I have another kid..." so she explained to Julian what having a brother or sister is and all that. She didn't tell him how it got in there though lol. So the whole taping he's like "Courteney Courteney are you gonna have a baby?" it was so cute!"

However, I'll believe it when I see it with my own eyes. (And I'm avoiding spoilers at the moment.. Hmm, I guess this is what happens when you stumble across spoilers while surfing on the internet... :P )

Yawn.

I have a theory that Amy's making this all up to get attention.

In article , Claire Abraham wrote:

I've not read the spoiler of course, but I can guess. Everyone's excited by a new Ross & Rachel dynamic, doubtless while fixing a sink or something.

Tennant

On Mon, 13 Nov 2000 11:31:13 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

I accidentally read this so-called intriguing spoiler, but I didn't freak out because of it. The spoiler was so obviously fake, that it seemed more like an unfinished fanfic. :)

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Lol. Is Amy that girl who claims to be in the same class at school as Marta Kaufman's daughter?

Tennant

Tennant Stuart wrote:

Nope!  :-)

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Claire Abraham doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

#Tennant got sucked in! Tennant got sucked in!

*dances around the ATF e-room, to "All You Need Is Love", of course* :-)

In article , Tina wrote:

Grin. All I can say is it makes a change to NOT have a new R&R dynamic. :)

Tennant

In article , Claire Abraham wrote:

Lol! This is FUN.

Second guess, Monica or Rachel is pregnant...

Tennant

We can�t answer if you don�t want to know, because sooner or later you�re gonna guess right

"Tennant Stuart" skrev i meddelandet news:[email]...

In article , "Joakim" wrote:

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Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Claire Abraham doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

Course she is - her name's not even Amy, from what I can gather. (Do you think I was a bit harsh by not deleting her posts before she got busted? :))

Tina wrote:

Oh, Tina, I am SO staying out of the politics on that board!!!!!!!

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Claire Abraham doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

I don't blame you! :) (I've said all I'm going to say on the subject - I did the whole little moralising admin thing like a good little admin, but now I'm DONE. :))

Claire Abraham wrote in message news:[email]...

me too! I'm quite happy just lurking at the moment...

Kristy

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Kristy doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

You two should be lucky you have the luxury of lurking - I, on the other hand, have a Titanic-sized mess to attempt to sort out. :) (I don't think she'll be back anytime soon, though.)

What is lurking and what mess are you sorting out?

Joakim

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Joakim doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

"Lurking" is just posting... do NOT ask about the mess, it's far too complicated to explain and doesn't really concern the people here, except to say that the spoiler this thread started with is most definitely FALSE.

In article , Tina wrote:

So is it safe for a spoiler virgin to read???

Tennant

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I'd say so, yes. It's just as safe as reading a fanfic. (But don't kill me if it *does* happen.) ;)

~Marita
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In article , [email] wrote:

Okay Marita, I trust you... (reads it) ..hah, nothing very surprising really, and no more than the endless speculation that one sees.

Tennant

Tina wrote:

Do you, really? What do you need to sort out? Amy got caught. Everybody will be very upset for a day, and then it will all blow over. You can't make anybody stop being angry. You may offer calmness, like I just did a few minutes ago, but the administrator can't make controversy just go away. Let it die. In a few days, it will. The big mess was Amy having everybody's ear, and leading them on. Now that this is gone, the mess will probably clean itself.

She's just a kid.

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Claire Abraham doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

The problem being that they don't seem to like to stop being angry, if past experience and private emails have ever been anything to go by.

Wow, Tina, I feel so bad for you ... I thought about it yesterday when this whole mess started to come up, and I thought to myself "oh oh, big trouble". I hope that mess will be over soon and that people will relax and let it go. I wish I could give you a magic "webmistress wand" you can use to sort everything out. Good luck! BTW - I thought that the "I can't delete all your posts" thing you said was really good .... I liked it ... ;-)

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Roni Raab doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

I wouldn't have done it anyway, though - it's just far too much of a demand on my time. I do have a life, you know - okay, most of yesterday's fraction of it was spent trying to set up my stereo to properly blast out the Beatles, but I *do* have one... :)

I also have a life ... too bad it's hiding somewhere behind the university work I do all day ...

Did someone hear from her after the "another world" script was found?? (this is interesting, isn't it??)

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Laurie doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

Oh, yeah! That's not the end of it, though - at some point I'm going to get one of my mates to fully woof up the sound system in my car (*grin* I have a car :)), so that the stereo will seem like a diddy little thing in comparison... :)

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Laurie doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

Oh, definitely - all the other music I have (which is pretty varied) would sound pretty good on there as well. :) (My friend managed to get a 12 speaker system in his car for, well, not very much - so I'm aiming for something similar. :))

Of course, I have to actually pass my driving test first... :)

Hahahaha!

Doesn't this remind you a little of the Beatle song, "Drive My Car"? It goes:

I got no car and it's breaking my heart, But I've got a driver and that's a start"? :)))

Laurie

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Laurie doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

LOL, yes! I, on the other hand, have a car (courtesy of The Parents, but don't go thinking I don't work for anything, my dad basically insisted :)), but because I've not passed my test am not allowed to drive it yet... :) My dad has it in his head that I should only learn to drive in one car, which is fair enough - but he also thinks that that should be the one that belongs to the driving instructor, and therefore I get in no extra practice...

And it's not that I'm not a good driver, it's just that I'm not ready to take the test yet! :)

That's interesting. Here's my most recent experience: When my son was taking drivers ed, the instructors told us parents over and over that additional practice was needed "at home". You probably get more practice time during your classes than what they do here in Texas. When the classes are done and a license is issued, the new driver really has a minimum of experience. When my son got his license, he had not even driven on the freeway yet. Most of his real learning was after he got his license.

Laurie

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Laurie doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

Well, my dad, who's "qualified-in-America-and-Canada-as-a-driving-instructor" (or so he claims :)) reckons it's completely the opposite... but then he would. :) My driving instructor's telling me I need as much practice as possible as well, but does my dad believe him? Noooooo...

Anyway, we *have* to practise on the road before we're allowed a licence - we're allowed anywhere except a motorway. You have to have a provisional, though, but they're handed out to anyone over the age of 17. :) (Hence I started learning on my b-day, just under 6 months ago - and yes I *know* most people would have passed by now, but like I said, my dad's difficult! :)) I'm debating about taking an intensive course just so as I can pass my test - I know I'm a good driver, it's just that I have a feeling I won't become "independent" until after I've passed...

In article , "Kristy" wrote:

This is *SO* funny in a curious way that very few will know why...

Tennant

In article , Tina wrote:

No, you were entirely reasonable. And anyway it's *your* mb.

Do you reckon I'm safe to read the 'spoiler' then?

Tennant

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I have to be skeptical of this. If CCA were pregnant, it would be all over the news. Even if this episode was just taped last night, the media would have figured it out by now.

But if it's true, then this is very bad news for Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe fans. C&M are already dominating this season with the wedding. This would give C&M two major storylines, leaving hardly any room for the other characters. The only way around this would be to get the wedding over with by February, so the writers can focus strictly on the pregnancy for the remainder of the season. Either way, if this is true, it's going to be difficult preventing Friends from becoming 'The Chandler and Monica Show'.

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Actually, I do believe her. She gave an INCREDIBLY detailed spoiler for the episode which will air this week, and if it is correct, there is even more reason to believe her. And, when did she ever give incorrect spoilers before?

could someone please post this spoiler, unless it's been posted already? what is the title. Also, i've never been to taping so i don't kow if this type of behavior from the cast members is normal. Can anyone confirm the info she gave us? If it's correct, then i think i will believe her. I can't imagine anyone spending ALL THAT TIME to write info that's false. It doesn't make sense.

If this spoiler is true, and this episode is to air sometime next year, that's bad news for those hoping for the elusive Ross and Rachel reunion. I say this because it's obvious by this spoiler that nothing romantic is going on between them.

I've heard a lot of people outright deny the authenticity of this spoiler. Don't get me wrong; I also have high doubts about it. But we can always be wrong, and we will really look foolish if it turns out to be true, even if there is a good chance it isn't.

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Can I take this post back. I seriously don't believe her one little smiggen anymore! Boy am I gullible!

In article , Monana Geller wrote:

Gullible?

I've just looked that word up in the dictionary, but it's not in. :(

Tennant

gullible: adj. Easily cheated or fooled; credulous. gullibility n. gullibly adv.

In article , [email] (Jiromi) wrote:

Thankyou Jiromi, I was becoming concerned that nobody would do that... ;)

Tennant

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I'm not saying that I believe that CCA is pregnant..but, actually sometimes the media don't always find out first. I mean, Camryn Manheim (sp?) is pregnant and the media only found out after ABC aired the episode of The Practice where it was revealed...that was probably several weeks after it was taped.

it has been monica's dream all her life to have a baby. One would think that she'd tell the whole world, much like she did with the engagement. This is perhaps one reason why this spoiler *may* not be true.

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But wouldn't she want to tell Chandler first before she tells the whole world?

"FriendsLiL" skrev i meddelandet news:[email]...

Spoiler snipped. And as most of you know by now, it is probably fake. But this is what i read on Wandas page this morning: As I said, it is a fake spoiler, but just in case

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"From jolene: Any new gossip on one of the Friends getting preggers? Here's the latest from a source who's usually accurate: In an upcoming episode, Monica goes out for a nice seafood dinner with Chandler and gets sick to her stomach. She assumes it's the shrimp but later finds out it isn't the food at all. She's got a bun in the oven." source: http://www.eonline.com/Community/Wanda/Trans/Archive2000/001113b.html

I'm guessing it will take a while for this one to die.... /anne

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Anne doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

*grin* Wanda goes to my site. :-)

That is soooo cooooooool!!!!

Tina, I'm getting jealous ... (but in a good way)