Best Friends Lines since Season 1

Hi,

I'd thought I'd come up with something, hopefully a little fun to get our minds of the big show tomorrow night, so I thought I'd ask everyone to post their favorite quotes they remember from the past 6 seasons.

I'll start with a few:

Rachel: I got your money, and you'll never get it, and your fly's still open....op, I made you look...(saying this to Ross during a poker game)

Chandler: Okay, you have to release the q-tip when there's resistance.

Pheobe: If we were in prison, you guys would be my bitches. (she says this after she stops Monica and Rachel in a cat fight)

Pheobe: (telling Chandler she spotted a good-looking girl looking at him. She says it like a guy would (hey, 3o'closk). She then says) I'm ready for my penis now.

TOW the prom video Monica: They say the camera adds about 10 pounds. Chandler: (reply) Okay, so how many cameras are actually on you?

Chandler: Step away from the duck

Those are some I can think of for now..

If a 100 monkeys each could get their own show (alt.tv.friends), perhaps one day (Wed, 17 May 2000 19:30:01 GMT) a chimp ([email]) might say:

Chandler: Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection. Coulda said "Gum would be nice" coulda said "I'll have a stick" but no no no no, for me, gum is *perfection*.. i loathe myself..." (TOW The Blackout)

only one for the moment, i cant think because Blink 182 are too loud. sure i could turn it off but where's the fun in that? :)

sesameslang - wadde hadde dudde da?

One of my all time favorites:

Rachel: Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic!

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Reckon the majority of best lines are going to be ones that Chandler had.

Firstly: 312 TOW All the jealousy

PHOEBE: Well, can you dance at all? JOEY: Yeah, I can dance, y'know. (starts to dance really, really, really badly) CHANDLER: Oh no, no, no, no! PHOEBE: (covering her mouth in shock) What, what is that? JOEY: Sure, it looks stupid now, there's no music playing.

(phone rings)

*** CHANDLER: All right, I have to get that, but no-no! ***

Secondly: 201 TOW Ross' New Girlfriend

JOEY: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?

*** ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whats the matter with you?!! ***

Regards,

Some more of my favourite Chandler lines (I was gonna go out and buy some food because I haven't eaten today and there's nothing in the house except a squidgy apple (ew), but it's started to pour down with rain so I guess I'll stay here and waste away... )

I have some more that I found...

TOW the ultimate Fighting Championship Chandler: Do you think that there�s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you�re driving into town there�s-there�s like a sign, and it says "You�re in Sample."

Rachel: Y'know I don�t, I don�t understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin� her boob. Chandler: Yeah, I know, for a really great stew you just y'know, stick your head in between �em.

TOW the Jellyfish: Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say �Well...�) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!! Chandler: Oh my God! If you say that one more time, I�m gonna break up with you!

Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it�s not that common! It doesn�t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!! Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!!

TOW the boobies Chandler: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies. Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice. Chandler: Okaaay, [Gestures] rock, hard place, me.

Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your pee-pee. Chandler: Y'know, I don't see that happening? Rachel: C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat. Chandler: Well I'm not showing you my 'tat'.

I think Chandler has the best lines on the show...

Hey would any of you guys mind me putting your fav quotes on my page? I have a place to submit them if you think of anymore

www.nbcfriends.com

more direct route

http://www.angelfire.com/tv/FriendsTV/

~Act

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