Who and why?

Jun 15, 2003, 8:33 AM ET28 posts by 13 posters
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Coffee Mug

Which character or person would you like to see (again) on the show this upcoming season, and more importantly, why?

My personal favourite right now, would be Mr. Heckles. Why? Well, as you all might now what happened to Mr. Heckles, the only way he can appear on the show (that doesn't involve Phoebe's "powers"), is a flashback episode. I've always liked those shows. (that's flashback episodes, not clip-shows)

Hmmm... Anybody know if they have a clip show planned this season? I really hope they don't...

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cookie dudeCoffee Mug

Coffee Mug likes to play a special version of 'Hey Jude', with 25 minutes of 'na nananana' and an extra verse that goes like this:

- Dave Grohl just *has* to appear on Friends - Hank Azaria needs to come back - Pierce Brosnan might be fun too - Al Roker and Conan O'Brien (anyone who has ever seen Al on Conan will know why.... it's mental) - Billy Crystal - Liz Hurley - Me - Mike Myers and/or Dana Carvey - Adam Sandler (his last few films have been really good and "mature" for his standard) - Cameron Diaz

ok, that's all I think of right now. But don't forget that guest stars are usually quite disappointing, just look at Ben Stiller, he can do so much more than he did in TOW the screamer

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DaveCoffee Mug

I'd love to see Emily come back. There was a rumour that Sophie Ellis Bextor would replace Helen Baxendale during the last series and the character of Emily would return. I'd love it if that happened during the next one. unlikely though :-(

I'm sure we'll see more of Janice too - she wasn't that bad really, kinda grows on you "Coffee Mug" wrote in message news:bchp30$jec76$[email]...

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KathyDave

I wish Emily would come back, too! Then Ross could move on and reconcile with her and leave Rach and Joey alone!!! ~~~ Kathy

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Pankaj Laxman AhireKathy

"Kathy" wrote in message news:...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Although, I might slightly disagree with you on other points. For once, even I wish that Emily came back and patched up things with Ross. And come to think of it, the humiliation she faced at her wedding ceremony and then again at the Airport, really does justifies her action. And besides she was a very cute and loveable character too!

With regards Pankaj

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DinkyToyKathy

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argh you never stop..

Paul HyettDave

In alt.tv.friends on Sun, 15 Jun 2003 at 22:23:02, Dave <dave_stereopho [email]> wrote :

She's a hottie!

Unlikely.

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ElemenoCoffee Mug

"Coffee Mug" wrote in message news:bchp30$jec76$[email]...

I'd like to see Phoebe's dad come back ... they never did anything with him after all that time she looked for him. Perhaps he could come back in an episode and marry Phoebe's biological mother. That'd be great.

JessElemeno

On Mon, 16 Jun 2003 01:13:38 -0400, "Elemeno" wrotE:

Isn't Phoebe's biological mother dead....? Or was that an adoptive mother?

VanessaJess

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no, her biological mother lives at the beach, (TOA the beach) her adoptive mother killed herself..

TerriElemeno

Or how about the triplets - at an older and much cuter age! They could play with Emma. "Elemeno" wrote in message news:fmcHa.28955$[email]...

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Tennant StuartCoffee Mug

In article , "Coffee Mug" wrote:

Good point - in which case I want to see Lily Buffay & Albino Bob.

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PeterTennant Stuart

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I want the Lily Buffay episode to show that Phoebe Abbott was lying and Lily really *was* Phoebe and Ursula's birth mom.

Why would PA lie? I don't know--we'd find out in the episode!

Belphoebe

Tennant StuartPeter

In article , "Belphoebe" wrote:

PA was just like PB (or the other way round); while the tongue-rolling incident in 305 showed that PB had been deceived about her parents.

Well, there's a lot we'd find out in the episode, in which Lisa Kudrow could play Phoebe Abbott, DS & JA could be Frank & Lily as a sop to the poor RnR fans, MLB could be Lily's second husband, MP & CCA could play Leslie's parents, and maybe the Olsen twins as young Phoebe & Ursula.

Albino Bob would of course be in Part 2: about Phoebe's life on the streets, and how she came to live with Monica. CCA/MP/LK/DS play their usual roles, while JA & MLB could play Bob & Kip, which would be fun.

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PeterTennant Stuart

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flashback episode. I've always liked those shows. (not clip-shows)

Okay, but we've never seen Lily. Maybe she and PA were freakishly similar, like twins separated at birth. This could explain their unusual closeness.

How do you figure? My mother can't roll her tongue, but my brother and I can both roll ours. We have no doubt that she's our mother, though.

In my version, LK could play *Lily* (since I'd have her as the birth mom). *Or* she could play both Lily and PA, if the "freakishly similar" element extended to an inexplicable resemblance (but if that were the case, Phoebe would have reacted very differently upon meeting PA, so that's not likely).

I wouldn't have any of the other main actors cast in flashback rolls, because I hate when sitcoms do that.

MP & CCA could play

Leslie?

and maybe the Olsen twins as young Phoebe & Ursula.

I could imagine the Olsen twins growing up to look like JA, but not LK.

Compare:

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and

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IMO, it would be better to cast one young actress with an uncanny resemblance to LK, and use split-screen techniques.

Nah, see above. :)

Plus, an actual albino should play Bob. Albino actors need work, too. ;)

Belpheebs

cookie dudePeter

Belphoebe likes to play a special version of 'Hey Jude', with 25 minutes of 'na nananana' and an extra verse that goes like this:

I simply have to ask: how does one come across such sites??

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Petercookie dude

"cookie dude" wrote in message news:3eef3392$0$6797$[email]...

I did Google image searches, and that was just one of the links that came up.

Belphoebe

cookie dudePeter

Belphoebe likes to play a special version of 'Hey Jude', with 25 minutes of 'na nananana' and an extra verse that goes like this:

alright then. I was starting to think you might be one of these so called fashion victims always trying to find out the latest on xy's hot new looks... ;o)

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Petercookie dude

"cookie dude" wrote in message news:3eef472b$0$6798$[email]...

Nope. :)

Belphoebe

Tennant Stuartcookie dude

In article , "cookie dude" wrote:

Belphoebe does look lovely, though. :)

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PeterTennant Stuart

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Awwwwww, thanks! :)

Belphoebe

Tennant StuartPeter

In article , "Belphoebe" wrote:

YW

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Tennant StuartPeter

In article , "Belphoebe" wrote:

That would confuse the viewers, though.

What about your father?

:P

Right.

Why? And when has this happened?

The title character in 314 "TOW Phoebe's Ex-Partner"...

PHOEBE: Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our moms worked on the barge together.

MONICA: Oh, you two must have been so cute running around on a barge.

PHOEBE: You never run on a barge!

Yeah, it would've worked better when they were younger.

It would only be worth doing that if she were famous.

Humph.

Lol, who's just been trying to do a young blonde girl out of a job? :)

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PeterTennant Stuart

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Doesn't have to. . . .

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Yup.

There have been examples that I'm not remembering right now (having blocked out all but my distaste), but there was ABC's TGiF "Flashback" night, when all the comedies featured a different decade.

As for why--it just irritates me to be asked to believe in all these dead-ringers.

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Right--about two minutes after posting, I came across a reminder in another thread (I'd forgotten her name).

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Mebbe.

Why? What if they found an unknown who was a perfect LittleKudrow?

:P
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You! (Talented unknown)

Belphoebe

Tennant StuartPeter

In article , "Belphoebe" wrote:

Oh, please. We had a thread once about what "Friends" would be like if Monica was played by JA & Rachel by CC, (as was originally planned), and people kept saying the idea was disgusting because Ross was her brother.

Well, that must be where your tongue-rolling ability came from.

Phoebe told Frank that she could roll her tongue, and since her mother couldn't, she had figured that was something she'd inherited from their father. But when then they attempt this, Frank succeeds & Phoebe fails.

Phoebe realises she had remembered it backwards, her mother could roll her tongue, she can't. This means that Frank inherited his ability from his mother, while Phoebe is unrelated to at least one of her parents.

Ah-hah!

Well, the key to success is to make them look *different*.

Grin.

Find one, and then we'll discuss.

No sweetheart, let's do the maths, shall we? :)

You plan to cast one young blonde girl as the twins, I plan to cast two.

Two YBGs minus one YBG equals one YBG.

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PeterTennant Stuart

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This does sound scary, but do you suppose this was a representative sample of the _Friends_ viewing audience?

Did they establish that Frank Sr. couldn't roll his tongue? If he couldn't, then couldn't Phoebe have taken after him?

Besides, the writers haven't been perfect with their consistency regarding Phoebe's backstory. We had Phoebe telling her friends that the father took off before she was born. But when PA was retconned as her mother, she told PB that she thought she was giving her babies to the best parents she could think of (something along those lines). And at her grandmother's funeral, Frank Sr. said he left because he was a terrible dad, and told her the story about his lullably (with the "Smelly Cat" tune). There are other problems as well. I just really wish they'd never done the Teri Garr storyline.

How different would they look? Do you suppose they'd be unrecognizable? And why not just cast other actors?

And here I am without a casting office. . . .

But why do you see fame as a prerequisite?

The Olsen twins are mini-moguls. They're so rich that any money they got to guest on _Friends_ would be pocket change to them. But a guest spot on the show could be a career-making job for an unknown.

Your YBG's don't need the $ or the exposure.

Belphoebe

Tennant StuartPeter

In article , "Belphoebe" wrote:

Oh no, most of those aren't fans.

Frank Sr. couldn't roll his tongue, since if he could, then Phoebe would be able to. So, since he couldn't, and Lily could, then Phoebe should have been able to. So, since she couldn't, then Lily was not her real mother.

With a bit of hand-waving, she could have been repeating what Lily said.

Yeah, so Frank Sr. didn't leave before she was born.

Such as?

Oh no, she was marvellous!

For years, she was my favourite guest star, until Susan Sarandon came along.

More different than Schwimmer & Snaro.

Look at the people who are puzzled by Snaro.

Contractual obligations. And fun.

Gotcha! :)

Works better.

Fair enough sweetheart, so find me an established younger pair.

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PeterTennant Stuart

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Ah, so there you go. :)

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Huh? If Frank Sr. couldn't and Lily could, then couldn't Phoebe have inherited Frank Sr.'s trait? And Frank Jr. would have inherited the rolling from *his* mother.

Or are you saying that people who can't roll their tongues always have two parents who can't?

Isn't hand-waving a bad thing? ("Usually insubstantial words or actions intended to convince or impress" [Dictionary.com])

Her grandmother said Frank Sr. knocked up Lily and left her. Didn't this leave you with the impression that Grandma was around when Lily was pregnant? Yes, I know you can wave your hands all over the place, but it's still uneven stuff.

I'm not denigrating Garr's performance. She did a good job, and could have done an equally accomplished performance as Phoebe's aunt. But I've never liked what this revision did to poor Lily's story.

I've also had the impression that the writers would prefer to pretend this story arc never happened. We have neither heard about nor heard from PA since season four, but Phoebe has, from time to time, referred to her mother Lily since then.

I'd know. And complain bitterly. Therefore, they shouldn't do it. :P

Oh, feh.

Not for me.

Not!

Not if the unknown is a better actor.

two.

No, I was arguing for talented unknown, you're the one lobbying for an established younger pair.

As for finding the talented unknown, give me my own casting office and the money to run it, and I'll get right on it. Otherwise I'll leave it to BKC and *their* casting agents (after they read this post and agree how right I am!). ;)

Belphoebe