906 script?

anyone has it? if so, and you don't want to post the url out loud (for obvious reasons) can you email it to me?

"Roni Raab" ...

or post the entire transcript it in this thread? ;o)

"Coffee Mug" wrote in message news:aqqpvb$c46g1$[email]...

I would take that suggestion as well, as long as we have that script ......

(anyone?)

Hi...

What is the first nanny's question? I can't understand her?

And: Whouh! How thin did David become?

• jens

"Jens Murer" wrote in message news:ar8ab7$gn$04$[email]...

She asks if Ross & Rachel do 'random drug testing'.

It means that they test her for drug-use without telling her first. (She obviously uses drugs, 'cause she wants a few days notice)

so what's with the script? anyone? .........

that "random drug test" thing was really good ......

"Roni Raab" wrote in message news:3dd7ecbf$[email]...

Tonight I've started working on it. It'll take a while, 'cause I have lots of things to do this week (birthdays, see the Harry Potter movie and tell everyone it's not as good as the book ;o) No 2 has always been my favourite, so I guess mr. Columbus can't live up to my expectations...) I'll do my best... (but it'll be the last one for a while)

well, I've got the first 2.5 minutes transcribed... (see below)

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906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th episode)

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Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Coffee Mug

Dedicted to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more

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[Scene: Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa. He's fast asleep when the telephone rings.]

Chandler: (picking up the telephone, answering it with a frog in his throat) Hello? (he clears his throat, but he still has the same frog in his throat when he speaks again) Hello?

Monica: (in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!

Chandler: Honey, you're screaming.

Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandro's.

Chandler: (yawning) Oh, that's great.

Monica: Yeah, a... a... and clean. Not just health department clean... Monica clean.

Chandler: (clearly not so interested) Awesome.

Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)

OPENING CREDITS

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.]

Mike: This is nice.

Phoebe: I know! (Phoebe picks up a little packet of sugar, shakes it, and then realises she can't open it with one hand, but doesn't want to let go of Mike's hand. She tries to tear open the packet with one hand.)

Mike: You need both hands for that?

Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)

Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)

Phoebe: I'm sorry... I'm sorry. It's obviously way too early for us to be having that conversation.

Mike: Is it?

Phoebe: (in a flash she answers) Maybe not, is it?

Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to pick something from his pocket, but he's wearing jeans, so it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something)

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AND THAT'S IT FOR THE MOMENT... I'll have some time tomorrow, so I hope I can get it done then...

thx :o)