Friends spinoff Joey a groan-filled wasteland
By Special Correspondent - The Chronicle-Journal
September 29, 2004
By Hubert O'Hearn
What would life be without a little disappointment? Doesn't the discovery of that pack of sensible athletic socks under the Christmas tree rather than opening up a new bike; now really, doesn't that make us better people in the long run? No, you're right - it just makes us bitter and depraved.
But there are disappointments and then there are disappointments. Finding out that a heavily-hyped and -promoted new television show is a groan-filled wasteland really isn't too crushing an experience. In fact, it can be positively refreshing, as one realizes that one is a heck of a lot smarter about comedy than a fleet of Hollywood writers and producers.
I am referring to Joey. Oh my gosh, what a horrible waste of a beloved character. It was always going to be a bit of a struggle to transform a supporting character into a central character (and Joey on Friends was a support - how many plots were really centered on him?) but there are more difficult tasks. I mean, people seem to think that the nearly bankrupt casino operator Donald Trump actually is someone worth watching. But . . .
Let me just give you one example of Bad Series Design. Why is the former Sopranos star Drea de Matteo, age 31, playing the mother of a college sophomore? That would make her 12 when the boy was born and did anyone go to jail for this act of indecency?
And more Bad Series Design: Joey moves to L.A. to succeed as an actor, with a bright new agent and a series pilot. Well, the series is killed in the first episode, the agent is a reptile and the question begs itself: Why doesn't Joey just move back to New York and resume his soap opera career? Why not? Because that would have made SENSE, that's why not!
Of all the things that really aggravate me about TV, the one that most frosts my pop tarts is when characters do or say things that make zero sense. Take Joey's nephew. He wants to move in with Uncle Joey and away from Mom. Why? Is life with Mom hell? Does the boy even know Uncle Joey? How is the boy going to pay rent? Wouldn't it make sense to establish some of these details before moving the nephew pell mell into Joey's incredibly lavish flat? And by the way, that is one heck of an apartment. How can Joey afford it?
But the producers clearly thought that none of this would matter. We'll watch Joey because it's the closest thing to Friends. It's the same logic that propelled all the series by the Seinfeld alums into solid ratings hits and . . . uh oh.
Joey: It's Must Miss TV. Be seeing you.
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