A long long time ago, Jennifer and I were both in the same room. I was actually so close I could see her pores. If it wasn't for her brother by blood relation, I may have never met her, or been so close.
I know these people.....
And she, knows them.
Jennifer Aniston's, Worst Nightmare
Feb 26, 2005, 1:09 AM ET26 posts by 3 posters
26 posts
On 25 Feb 2005 22:09:01 -0800, [email] wrote:
Yeah, right. In a previous life I was kathys lover and we had great sex.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
All I said was that I could see her pores.
On 26 Feb 2005 21:13:09 -0800, "The Flavored Coffee Guy" wrote:
You also said you we're in the same room as Jen, and that you we're that close to her. Which means you we're about to kiss her, or you we're in bed with her, and had just had sex with her.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
How many people do you figure fit in an average room? Have you stopped to think that more than two people can fit into a room?
Like, Her brother, his girlfriend, everyone in this band except the lead singer, and the drummer.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000016S7/ref=m_art_li_2/002-2978057-1209612?v=glance&s=music
You are jumping to conclusions. She has a face like a sponge, and it is porous.
On 27 Feb 2005 22:33:04 -0800, "The Flavored Coffee Guy" wrote:
You didn't say that.
Of course she has, it's the grease paint that does it. ALL thespians have faces like that. I bet even Courteney if you got close enough you could see she has terrible skin.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
Well, I suppose that the way I wrote it wasn't much different than anything you could get for FREE if it worth something on the internet. Jennifer's complexion is better than you think, and when it comes to cosmetics, some are hypoallergenic, but unless you specify from the very beginning, you could wind up with a pretty bad complexion. Some people, like myself, Jennifer, and her Brother, have naturally oily skin. She could use a microabrasion, or have her face sanded and it would all look better. I know that some companies do not make hypo-allergenic make-up and typically it costs 5 to 10 times more per ounce. Hollywood is obsessed with beauty and that really speaks for the public in general. I admit that I aim to please a good woman. I've found that massage can work. But, it wasn't until I had studied alcoholizm, massage, and cellular level aging that I found something. The plaques that the body produces over time are susceptable to ethanol, but not by as much an a biological form of alcohol produced by the liver to pass ethanel. So, I looked up a table of protiens that are associated with plaques found as a result of aging at the cellular level. Then I looked up a table of protiens that were dissolved, diffused, and broken down by the two types of alcohol. Okay, not think about your clothes. When you put those in the washer they don't get clean just by sitting there. There has already been some research on massage and how it helps to eliminate toxins from the body. Mostly urology, and the before an after results do show that massage by itself does help. Now, my first girlfriend was 36, when I was 18. I saw her ten years later and she didn't look any different. Every 2nd or 3rd day we would have a couple of drinks, get good buzz goin' and I would give her a full body massage. We lived together so she wasn't ashamed to come out of the can telling me that her piss stunk. But, I studied sports massage, then theraputic massage, and then I brushed up more resently. Hell, I'm 39. She rose my brow, and made me ask myself what I did differently. I came to a bottom line, and then look at it more analytically. Alot of women do not appreciate alot of affection, and often 3 to 4 hours of massage seems excessive, but it's not. At the professional level and I am speaking of paid massuses, 3 to 4 hours is typical, and they make note of stinky urine as a result also. The smell is from throwing off protiens and other byproducts that are held up in the cell walls and membranes. IT's against the law for a massuse to serve alcohol, but if you are close and intimate, it can have major results. Doesn't do much for skin conditions, but it does kick the shit out of aging. All women are high maintence, whether they accept it or not. I want a woman who wants to live!!
On 28 Feb 2005 21:53:36 -0800, "The Flavored Coffee Guy" wrote:
We're still only here for three score years and ten, and the after that it's borrowed time till we clock out. Plus the human body is only designed for 80 years wear on average, and amount of 'study' into various thing concerning with aging will change those facts.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
I assume there's a 'no' missing from the above sentence.
I disagree anyway - what about genetic engineering, slowing down the ageing process?
On Wed, 2 Mar 2005 07:55:03 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
Yep, me mind was working faster then me fingers could type.
Irrelevant. No amount of gentic engineering will alter our natural time span. In 70 years you and me will be either very old or very dead.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
I don't agree that we have some inherent 'expiry date'. After all, the average lifespan climbed by 20-30 years during the 20th C.
On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 06:26:58 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
That was only due to improved diet and lack of nastys that killed us off by medical improvements, but our bodies have an on average 80 year shelf life. Even if what you say is correct, it won't alter the fact our bodies would wear out, even if you celebrated your 200th birthday your body would be nackerd. Even the people doing the research are aging naturally, and their bodies to will wear out.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
If there was no quality of life, I agree that a longer life-span would be pointless - but in theory, genetic engineering should be able to keep you young & healthy for longer too, not just extend your life.
On Fri, 4 Mar 2005 07:02:20 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
You're kidding yourself if you thing you're going to stay young for longer then you're allocated span. You will get grey hair and wrinkes like everyone else, and you will continue to grow older till you die.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
This thread's already starting to have that effect on me. :)
On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 07:42:10 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
Me too, I noticed I was going grey 6 years ago, and I've seen the grey coloring getting lighter and lighter. I'll probably end up having white hair.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
I can hear you thinking 'chance would be a fine thing...'
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 06:55:51 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
Narr, I'd have to shove David out the way first. :-p Now you and Dedee that be something else.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
Frankly, if you look at how they sliced up this woman, http://www.crd.ge.com/~lorensen/vw/
And consider the level of detail placed into plane crashes in the field of reconstruction. http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/CRASH/TWA/RECON.html
Now, if we only took the time to do this all at the molecular level we could reconstruct an entire human being to scale.
We have muscle that's 1,000 times stronger than human. http://www.gfec.com.tw/english/service/content/elinear_actuator.htm
We have software that can emulate almost any cell in the human body. Eventually, this list will be complete. http://www.e-cell.org/
This means that in the next life Jennifer is going effectively kick my.... And that will 1000 times worse than anyone could imagin.
On 1 Mar 2005 23:18:29 -0800, "The Flavored Coffee Guy" wrote:
Merely dreams and wishful thinking. We are all going to age naturally and then die, as I said to Paul in 70 years, you, me...and Jen will be either very old or very dead.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
In alt.tv.friends on Tue, 1 Mar 2005, Christopher wrote :
Not in your imagination though - he wouldn't even exist *there*...
She was certainly 'something else' on CSI last night - either she's naturally very lucky, or her plastic surgeon is... :)
On Wed, 2 Mar 2005 07:59:42 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
I prefer reality...and a convenient cliff face. ;-)
She was on [Las Vegas] CSI???????????? On Channel 5? I watched the new episode and I don't remember seeing her.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
Yep - Tuesday 5th at 9pm : S5-05 'Swap Meet'.
She played the owner of the house where the wild swinging party was held!
Don't worry though - you can be sure that vidcaps will be forthcoming. :)
On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 06:32:10 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
Oh yes, the cute blonde.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
I can't believe you didn't recognise her. :)
On Fri, 4 Mar 2005 07:03:49 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
Well I never was a fan of Dedee. ;-)
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte