Comprehensive suspects list (first draft)

May 28, 2001, 9:41 PM ET3 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.friends
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Charles Blairalt.tv.friends

I wish somebody with a lot of time and computer capacity to waste would set up a web site to tabulate votes for the different possibilities arising from the last episode.

  • Assuming Rachel is pregnant, the father is
   Ross
   Joey (in person)
   Joey (sperm bank)
   Chandler
   Gunther
   Tag
   Chandler's father
   Ross's father
   Officer Handsome
   Officer Pretty
   Richard
   The Bruce Willis character
   Ralph Lauren
   Bill Clinton
   Rudolph Giuliani
   Jesse Jackson
   (who am I forgetting?)
  • If Rachel is not pregnant, then it's
   Nobody (false positive)
   Monica
   Phoebe
   Ursula
   Chandler's mom
   Ross's mom
   Rachel's sister
   Chandler's dad (this needs some work)
Sir ZeusCharles Blairalt.tv.friends

Possibly.

Possibly.

I seriously doubt it. She obviously wasn't planning on becoming pregnant.

At the same time, this would ruin her friendship with Monica, it would seperate Monica and Chandler to a severe point, and Ross, Phoebe & Joey would probably lose total respect for Chandler & Rachel, especially Ross since he's Monica's brother which of course would completely cut any possibility of Ross & Rachel getting back together. In other words, Chandler and Rachel would, by majority, be out of the picture. There's no way that they'd let the show end like that.

Hehe, that would be pretty funny.

The clearest possibility since he's the last guy that Rachel dated. If it was anyone else, it wasn't shown or mentioned on screen.

Uhhhh....his Dad? Kathleen Turner? Wow, that would be a trip!

Like the previous one, this would just be too weird. And you can bet that Ross would have no interest in getting back with Rachel, knowing that she fucked his Dad.

Ok, you're obviously just listing any guy that she's been around in recent episodes. The only kind of possibility I can see in this is if Officer "Handsome" (who she flirted with) wrote down her address and met up with her again, off-screen, and got himself a little action. I seriously doubt this.

I really don't think so. This would definitely create a huge wedge between Rachel & Monica. And keep in mind, this show may have certain elements of a soap opera, but it's not THAT much of a soap opera.

Well, maybe I suppose. But it would've had to have happened recently off-screen, because it was kind of a long time ago that we saw the two of them together.

Don't think so.

Umm........what?

George W. Bush? :-)

These are really the only two possibilities if Rachel isn't pregnant. And I don't think it's Monica. Why would she have lied to Chandler when he told her he knew about it? The only possibility in this situation is that the pregnancy test was false.

LaurenSir Zeusalt.tv.friends

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I think it's Monica - why should Chandler be the only one to freak out ?? Maybe she isn't ready to tell him yet, and panicked when he mentioned it.

I know I couldn't say the 'p' word until I was about 6 months 'gone' - and it was a very wanted p-cy !

Lauren Lauren