Phoebe and Rachel check out and notice there was a porn flick charged to their bill. JOEY!!!!
"You told me it wouldn't show up on the bill". Yah, right, Joe.
Monica and Chandler ready to check out, and once again, Monica's all whiny. "I'm no longer a bride". Good lord, does nothing please this woman???
Chandler comes to the rescue, (by the way did you notice how porky he looked?), by offering to develop the wedding pictures from the disposible cameras they had at the reception. That should make Monica feel better. ( Yah, for like 2 seconds).
Unfortunately, Chandler lost the cameras and doesn't know what to do. So he turns to Ross. SCORE!!!
Back at the apartment where all the presents are for Monica to gawk at them and wonders what will happen if she opens one. COME ON PEOPLE...This is Monica we're talking about. Since when is she never impulsive. Of course, she'll open them up. We know this chick so well.
Now on to the big story. Rachel's pregnancy and finally telling the father. "Pheoebe, you'll have to pretend you're pregnant for a few more hours until I tell the father".
Joey's told that the mommy to be is Pheobe. "Oh yah, I'm pregnant". Pheebs, you gotta love her.
Later....Joey on his knees for Phoebe. "Will you marry me?" And the Crowd goes wild, when Monica spoils it. Jesus, Mon, go open the rest of your presents and leave these 2 alone!!!
But no. Monica has her say....."Phoebe's not pregnant, Rachel is!!"
Which brings Joey to bring out the mysterious red sweater that some dude left at the apartment a month ago. OOHHH!!!
Phoebe knows who it is, nananananana.
Brings Rachel to Central Perk where she tell Rachel the father's in there. Rachel's ready to face the father and walks in to see???
Tag!!! Tag??? What the F***?
But......alas, the red sweater is already on Tag, so it can't be him that's the father....The crowd goes wild again. And the home viewers bring a sigh of relief.
Chandler and Ross attempt to take phony pictures and someone else's wedding to make it look like it was their wedding. "Can you take a picture of us?"
Ross getting caught on the stage posing for a picture looking like he's making a toast. "clink", go the glasses, as the crowd waits for Ross to speak. "The owner of a 1995 Buick Lesabre, you're car is being towed". "That's my car". I loved that part.
Chandler kissed another woman. After all, she did look like Monica. And that dress looked uncannily similar to Monica's wedding dress. That's right!!! Chandler was confused.
Back at the apartment, Joey's confused "it wasn't tag?"
But good ol' Joey, bless his heart, proposed to Rachel. You know, this guy is always there for his pals. I can just squeeze him til his body turns blue. :)
Chandler and Ross come in after Rachel's left to take a nap where Chandler show Monica the phone pictures. Their first fight when Monica found the cameras Chandler thought he lost and she scoulds him for kissing another woman, but he gets his revenge when he sees she's opened all the presents. "We're even". there.
Ross is ready to leave when "There's my sweater, I've been looking for this for a month".
The crowd really goes wild and so do the audience.
And now we can't wait to see next week, when Ross gets the big news in TOW Rachel tells.
Until next time.
"Isn't that kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck, Fantastic?" Rachel Green.