Ugly Naked Guy

I am one of the lucky(?) people in this world who actually has an ugly naked guy living across the street. How many of you also have one?

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I don't have the pleasure of having 1 so instead I'm doing the job although I wouldn't call myself Ugly.

The neighbours aren't complaining

B.N.

"Branko Norwisz" wrote in message news:an6qcv$b69$[email]...

although

Do you guys by any chance live opposite each other?

- V

"Vishal" wrote in message news:PPCl9.23776$[email]...

lol!

lol that's pretty funny. :)
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"Vishal" wrote in message news:PPCl9.23776$[email]...

In article , "Brian Grapes" writes:

It's called recognizing a straight line when you hear it ;-)

Having just read these posts this past afternoon, I went out to mow my lawn and noticed the neighbor across the street doing the same. So, I took a moment to exchange a few kind words. Since he is also a "Friends" fan, I including a reference to his having an ugly naked guy across the street, to which he replied, "I wouldn't know. You're blinds are usually drawn."

I got a little chuckle out of his response, but a few hours later I started wondering, how is it he knows my blinds are drawn most of the time? Is he gawking over this way a lot?

I hope it is more likely he's peeking at the girls below my apartment, and just happens to notice the light glowing through my blinds. Still, he shouldn't really be peering at the girls either. I'm going to have to re-evaluate how I feel about that neighbor.

"Vishal"

Who knows. ;o) Nah! According to his e-mail address he lives in Poland. I live in Holland... Although on a global scale we're practically neighbours!

My ugly naked guy has a cute dressed gal b.t.w. Maybe she doesn't mind...

Yeah, I'm looking out the window right now, and there's this pink, balding loser sitting naked at his computer, probably surfing the Net --

Waitaminit, that's a *mirror,* not the window. Shit.