Who would you rather sleep with?

Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?

Joey: Monica.

Hmmm. What does that say about the J&R thing?

Okay, okay. Probably nothing.

On Wed, 15 May 2002, David Buehrle stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Damn - I wish I'd remembered that! :)

In article , "David Buehrle" wrote:

Monica is definitely the hottest of the three women, and there have been several incidents in the past to show that Joey would like to sleep with her - but she's taken. Here's a few, JOTTOMH...

107 "TOW the Blackout"...

PHOEBE: I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he
        was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks
        surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last.

JOEY: (looks at Monica seductively and starts walking up to her) You ah, you had a crush on me?

MONICA: Alright, it wasn't a crush. It was a....a dent.

JOEY: Big dent?

MONICA: Alright. Look, you were moving your furniture upstairs. I-I
        thought you had nice arms. (She touches his right arm lightly)
        That's all! (She goes to sit on the couch in the living room)

JOEY: Nice arms, huh? Hey, Mon. (He picks up a chair) I'm moving the chair. Do anything for ya?

502 "TOW All the Kissing"...

JOEY: Havin' some trouble?

MONICA: Rachel locked the door.

JOEY: I'll kick that door in if you give me a little sugar.

509 "TOW Ross's Sandwich"...

MONICA: We'll try to be more careful. It's just that, we don't want
        everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe
        the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.

CHANDLER: I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships.

MONICA: We are! Help us!

JOEY: Alright! But, you do it with me once.

MONICA: Joey!

JOEY: Didn't think so.

516 "TOW the Cop" (in a dream)...

MONICA: Y'know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!

JOEY: Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed.

MONICA: You are so smart! (She kisses him.) I love you.

JOEY: I love you too.

705 "TOW the Engagement Picture"...

PHOEBE: You guys make a very attractive couple. (In the newspaper picture, Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)

JOEY: Yeah, we look great together.

MONICA: Yeah, we really do! Imagine what our kids would look like!

JOEY: Y'know, we don't have to imagine.

CHANDLER: I'm marrying her.

JOEY: We'll just see.

716 "TOW the Truth About London"...

MONICA: When I went to your room that night I was looking for Joey.

JOEY: (grinning) Yeah baby! (Chandler glares at him.) No baby!

Tennant

On Wed, 15 May 2002, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

In article , Paul Hyett wrote:

I didn't claim that the extra bits were canon.

Tennant

On Thu, 16 May 2002, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

But you still used them to support a case that I had no easy way to independently confirm.

For all I know, you could be writing those lines yourself just to win the argument. :)

In article , Paul Hyett wrote:

True. :)

Well, *that's* why you ought to buy the DVDs!

Tennant

On Fri, 24 May 2002, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Send me some of that massive pile of cash you must have, and I will. :)

In article , Paul Hyett wrote:

They only cost about 25 quid, probably less by now.

Tennant

On Sun, 26 May 2002, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

That would be �25*7 though, don't forget - and the problem remains that I still couldn't play them on my TV!

In article , Paul Hyett wrote:

Don't you mean �25*9?

Tennant

On Mon, 27 May 2002, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

I said seven because only 7 box-sets have been released *so far*.

In article , Paul Hyett wrote:

I thought it was only the NTSC discs that you can't play on your TV?

Tennant

On Tue, 28 May 2002, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

It's also a little difficult to play discs that don't exist yet. :)

In article , Paul Hyett wrote:

That's right, but the Americans are not up to S9, not not up to S7.

Tennant

"David Buehrle" wrote in message news:...

Considering that he said that well before the J&R thing began, I don't think it means anything. :P