Call this a pre-emptive strike:
A partial list of the stupidest questions that are likely to be asked by you-know-who is his "review" of episode 917.
If you bother to answer any of these idiotic questions, then you don't get this show any better than he does.
1. What can't Joey do when he drops the basketball? 2. Chandler said he was unemployed. Did he lose his job at the advertising agency? 3. Why did Andrea Rich's internet company go under? Where did it go under? What was it called? 4. How do you lose an ear in a boating accident? 5. What is Ross and Carol's similar interest? 6. Why doesn't Ross shut off the computer before leaving to play basketball? 7. Why does he need a coat to play basketball? Do they play outside or in a gym? Will the junior high girls let them play this time? Do they play in the snow? 8. Why does Chandler put that round thing on his head before operating the computer? Is it Ross's hat? Did he have to wear a hat in his old office job? 9. Does Chandler know it is impossible to clone dinosaurs since they are extinct? Why would Ross have a dinosaur for a girlfriend? 10. Why does Joey stop Chandler from pressing Send? Does he like Ross better than Chandler? Does he not like practical jokes? Is he afraid of computers? 11. Why does Ross say Joey can't be trusted with the ball in the apartment? Does he think Joey steals from him? 12. What is that white card on the wall in Ross's apartment? 13. How does Joey know how to operate the computer? Did he take a course? Is there a SEND button on American computers? 14. Why did Chandler poke himself in the eye? Did he go to the hospital? Why doesn't he wear an eye patch? 15. Does Emma look different from the last time we saw her? Is it the same baby? Is it a robot? 16. Why can't Rachel see that Joey is fond of Hugsy when he calls it a 'wonderful person?' 17. Why isn't Joey upset that Rachel has moved his chair away from the TV? 18. Why can't Phoebe rhyme anything with AH? Did words did she try? 19. Why does Phoebe want Monica's help to get over Mike? Does she want to be more like Monica? 20. What is a "rookie mistake?" 21. Why is Chandler sitting at the counter when Monica is sitting on the sofa? Were they having an fight? 22. Where did Chandler read that Ross had sex with dinosaurs? Did he believe it? 23. Why does nobody read alumni homepages, as Chandler says? 24. What software does Ross use to create Chandler's page? 25. Why does Rachel sleep with her bedroom door open? Was she expecting Joey to visit? Why was Joey wearing clothes? Does Emma have chubby hands? Did she get them from Rachel or Ross? 26. What does Joey mean by "This isn't over?" Is he talking to Hugsy or Emma? 27. Doesn't Monica use a mixed metaphor "as gay as the day as long?" 28. Does that mean that Monica thinks Chandler is gay or bisexual? Is that why she's not pregnant yet? 29. Did Chandler used to be a closet gay? Is that why so many contact him after he "comes out?" 30. Is Moulin Rouge a "gay" movie? 31. How would Ross get hit by a blimp? How many blimps visit New York each year? How many people get hit by them? 32. Why can't Chandler go with professor Stern to Key West? 33. Why does Monica think only animals have sex in the afternoon? 34. Why does Monica say she weighed 210 pounds when Ross said she weighed 200 in TOW Massapequa? What is a tunnel slide and how do you get wedged in one? 35. How did Monica know the older cell phone was not Phoebe's current one? Did she test it? 36. Why didn't Monica stick her hand in Phoebe's pants? Was Phoebe hoping she would? How did Monica get the phone out? 37. Why does Phoebe say Monica's surname is Gellar-Bing when Monica told Chandler she wasn't going to use Bing? 38. Did Rachel have a real pony or a stuffed pony named Cottontail? 39. Did Emma notice the new Hugsy did not have the missing button and that's why she rejected it? Why did Joey eat the button? 40. Why does Phoebe wear men's shoes? 41. Why did Phoebe let Monica into her building if she knew Mike was on the way? 42. Does Mike deliver Chinese food in his spare time? Is he Chinese? Don't all Chinese people look the same? 43. What is a base unit? Is that a type of phone? 44. Why does Mike shake his head when Monica calls him her friend? Is that the real reason he and Phoebe broke up? 45. Is "I Missed You" a love song that Mike played? 46. How did Monica know the guy who threw up was drunk? Did she ask him? What did he throw up? Is that why the pigeon ate it? 47. What did Chandler mean when he said the picture showed him being serviced by a policeman? Was he arrested for being gay? 48. How did Ross carry his geology lab partner? Was he heavy? What was his name? 49. Why wouldn't people put condolences on a website? 50. Why would Joey say Monica was hiding under his covers? Wouldn't Rachel be shocked or does she believe he and Monica are having an affair? 51. Was Rachel lying when she said original Hugsy reminds Emma of her uncle Joey? Did she ask Emma? Are Rachel and Joey related? 52. What child did Joey steal the original Hugsy from? 53. Why would Monica suggest Phoebe and Mike talk about her and Ross "doing it?" Is that something she thinks about? 54. Why does Monica volunteer to kiss Mike? Is that why she wants to keep Phoebe and Mike apart? 55. How does Mike's friend Manny know where Phoebe lives? Why didn't he knock before entering? 56. Why are Monica's pants undone when she comes out of the bathroom? Was she trying to entice Mike? 57. Why does Ross say he will haunt his classmates when he dies? Does he believe in ghosts? 58. Why does Tommy ask Monica how she shaves so close? Does Monica have a moustache? 59. What is masculine about the way Monica stands? 60. Why does Ross come out of hiding when Cory said she liked him? 61. Why does Ross's mother forget Monica is also her child?
et cetera, et cetera.........