Oh dear...lol

In the latest edition of National Enquirer, it says that little Coco has brought Courteney and David's sex life to a complete screaching stop. <snigger>

And David is starting to get a bit frustated.  Hehehe   Being the
lttle boy he us I suspect he's used to getting his own way, and now he
can't he'd probably get a tad narked if it goes on for an extended
period of time.  lol  The article says that this is normal for a woman
to go completely off sex after a bay is born.  Maybe so, but it also
says the condition can last for a couple of years with a mother of a
new born switching off the sex.  Can you imagine their marriage with
David not getting his sexual oats sown for a full year or more.   He'd
be forced to have a lover/mistress/hooker, and then Courteney finds
out-with the help of the National Enquirer-and into to marriage
therepy they'd go, till it hapens again and bang goes another
Hollywoodland celeb marriage.   HaaHaaHAAAAAAA.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind C&D. I'm sure my Christmas card to them will cheer them both up. lol

Over to you Kathy. LOL

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

Thank you, Chris!!!

Dear, darlin' Chris...what've I told you over and over about the Enquirer??? It's BUNK, GARBAGE, BS!!! The stories are fallacies!

Any couple with a new baby will tell you that sex is pretty much on the back burner for a while, or at least until the baby is sleeping through the night!!!

I feel sure Courtney and David are doing the humpty dance whenever the chance arises!!! (hehe) ~~~ Kathy

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On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 16:16:00 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:

Dear Kathy my sweet, I know you look down your nose at the National Enquirer, but the stories concern celebs in Hollywoodland, AND now and again stories from over here, and these stories about *our* Royals are mostly true and the celebs in Hollywoodland even talk to the NE, so even though you say it's all BS, it is still the No 1 celeb mag in America.

True, but as I said the...condition, in the woman can go on for a year or more depending on the woman I suppose.

Well according to the article, Courteney wasn't so keen on hohoho, when she had her bu...pregnancy, so all the hormones women are supposed to get when their preggers thats supposed to make em as horney as hell obviously weren't working in Courteney. :->

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

I've had two children and I wasn't at all "horney as hell" during either. I was too damn sick to fool around, plus with a huge stomach, it's not very comfortable.

Her OB/GYN may have told her to take it easy or even refrain during her pregnancy because of her prior miscarriages. Didn't want to take the chance and I can certainly respect that and David probably did, too. However, that doesn't mean they didn't fool around in "other ways." Let your imagination go on this one...... ~~~ Kathy

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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 14:08:22 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:

But before you got your 'huge stomach', no hohoho?

<shudder>

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

No, before the huge stomach, it was toilet hugging and puking. ~~~ Kathy

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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 16:46:59 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:

Bummer, glad I'm not a woman. Eurk, who'd want to be a woman, far far better being a man, none of that, and no periods either. :-)

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 23:46:09 +0100, Magda wrote:

True, but who'd want to be a woman anyway, not me. Being one must suck.

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:09:41 +0100, Magda wrote:

And you-and Kathy- can have the same but in which you are a man ! ;-)

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

I've never dreamed of being a man (perish the thought!!!). However, there are MANY, MANY men (husbands, sig. others) who experience "sympathy sickness" along with their wives, girlfriends, etc. I only went through that sickness hell twice and vowed never again. Had my tubes tied the year after my second child was born. Never regretted it for a day since!! ~~~ Kathy

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On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 19:33:12 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:

I wonder if David was one of em. lol

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

Possibly! If Courtney experienced morning sickness (which, BTW, isn't relegated just to morning!!), he may have also felt nauseous. It's not uncommon for men to experience this. ~~~ Kathy

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On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 10:11:37 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:

I know.

Well if my pregnant wife was puking up on regular intervals I'd feel pretty nauseous having to observe it, and helping her get cleaned up after she's lifted her head out of the toilet. lol

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

That's part of it for lots of women, though. My DIL sailed through both her pregnancies with not even an upset stomach. I puked the entire 18 mos. With both of mine, I was throwing up until the day I went into labor. ~~~ Kathy

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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:24:14 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:

Poor you,and your poor husband having to put up with it. lol

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

I don't feel like he "put up with it", so much as he signed on for it when he #1, married me and #2, got me pregnant! So, whatever happened as a result of #2 was just as much his doing as mine.

But, if he decided not to "put up with it", as you said, what was he going to do? Leave me? No, he didn't and wouldn't. Demand I stop puking? No, he knew that wouldn't happen. Shove a towel in my mouth to keep everything from coming out? No, that's not even a variable. Morning sickness, whether it's mild or severe, is a fact of some pregnancies. I don't really care for your "put up with it" inference. ~~~ Kathy

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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 13:19:08 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:

ok.

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli

On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 20:21:06 -0000, Bram wrote:

What ever the thing is it's messy.

Christopher +++++++++++ "Never take anything for granted."

Benjamin Disraeli