I'm putting up a web page very soon, and I could use a little help from you guys. I'd like you to post you favourite Chandler-quotes. I'm gonna put 'em on my page, and credit you! Chandler is the best Friends-character, and he's got like tons of cools things to say. But you can ofcourse post the others quotes as well, as long as their funny, and.... well, funny's enough!
Well, is she having a spring vacation, or is she having spring break, yoo-hoo-whoo!
"On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person could look, you are definately 19!"
"In the words of AA Milne, get out of my chair, dilhole!"
In article , "Vigleik Sand�y" wrote:
from you
put 'em
and he's
others
enough!
There are so many hilarious chan-chan quotes my mind has gone totally blank.
Tess
I know! That's why I need help...
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I got one
You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!
ding dong the psyco's gone
I mean, that guy is, standing in the window holding a human head, he's standing in the window holding a human head!
Some times I wish I was a Lesbian... did I say that out loud?
Ross, just for my own piece of mind you're not married to anymore of us are you?
uh oh it's Isaac Newton and he's pissed!
ah it's the phone the phone's making sounds!!!
I don't know, as old as he is in dog years, should Snoopy still be flying this thing?
okay so I had more than one... hope they help!
ows!
well, it was definately a quote, I got it, but I can't explain it. anyone else?
As I understand it a Q-Tip is a cotton bud to us Brits. (One of those sticks with cottonwool on the end that we use to clean out our ears).
After knowing that I think the quote should make sense.
-------------------- Rachel: It's a trifle, it's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of lady fingers, then a layer of jam, then custard - which I made from scratch. Then raspberries, more ladyfingers then beef saut�ed with peas and onions and then a little bit more custard and then bananas and then I just put some whipped cream on top. -------------------- The One Where Ross Got High.
Toni Perry If only wrote in message ...
else?
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Well, for some reason I thought the q-tip was the needle on a record player, but even with that analogy, it still made sense to me
player,
ows
Well surely the cottonbud suggestion makes the most sense?
Joey poked the bud in to far hence: "You have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance".
anyone?
Owen Shiers wrote in message ...
The Fax Machine wrote:
Yes, to an American that is clearly what a Q-Tip is... the most popular brand of little cotton-tipped carboard sticks that you use to clean your ears, and rub gunk off jewelry, etc., the joke being that Joey must have damaged his brain while cleaning his ears. All cleared up? <slightly surprised that no American has stepped in to confirm this yet>
Tess
Tesseract wrote:
Yes, but keep in mind that this question comes up about once every 6 months or so. . . After the first half-dozen times, people just give up.
there's
brand of
and rub
brain
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months or so. .
ok thank you
ows
I've been in this group for what seems like years and only seen this sort of post about twice, three @ a push.
-------------------- Rachel: It's a trifle, it's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of lady fingers, then a layer of jam, then custard - which I made from scratch. Then raspberries, more ladyfingers then beef saut�ed with peas and onions and then a little bit more custard and then bananas and then I just put some whipped cream on top. -------------------- The One Where Ross Got High.
Randy Hinds wrote in message ...
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Ows
Ooh goody, another chance for me to post my faves...
"It's gaelic for thy turkey's done"
"Can you see my nipples through this shirt?"
-------------------- Rachel: It's a trifle, it's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of lady fingers, then a layer of jam, then custard - which I made from scratch. Then raspberries, more ladyfingers then beef saut�ed with peas and onions and then a little bit more custard and then bananas and then I just put some whipped cream on top. -------------------- The One Where Ross Got High.
"Vigleik Sand�y" wrote:
"What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday??""
you
'em
he's
enough!
Ross: hey don't you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecks?
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
Ows
"Vigleik Sand�y" wrote:
How about... other friend: Guess what? Chandler: The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
or... (to Joey): How do you not fall down more??
or... Hi, I'm Chandler, and I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.
or... Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
I'd also suggest any line where he breaks down into slurping and gargling noises, but those don't print very well. Part of the problem is that so many of his lines are only funny in context with the rest of the dialogue.
Tess
Oh no someones killed square man!
I rued the day once.
My god this parachute is a knapsack
On Mon, 16 Oct 2000 19:53:31 GMT, "Vigleik Sandøy" wrote:
"Actually, it's MISS Chanandler Bong."
Joey: The Irish jig guy? Chan: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!
"What if Joey were president?"
"Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)"
Chan: Could you want her more? Ross: Who? Chan: Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening.
" Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less."
"Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere"
"Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore, because I drank it."
"Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is... the Fiddler on the Roof."
I have a lot more but I'd better leave everyone in peace for now. c
On Wed, 18 Oct 2000 16:45:17 -0400, lemongirl wrote:
This one, and "...little playthings with yarn?" are my two favourites ever! And both from the same episode!