Monica Quote...

Jan 16, 2001, 12:33 PM ET12 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.friends
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~Carlinaalt.tv.friends

I can't remember the way this began or finished, but it was a quote from Monica when she was laying out everyone's faults. It goes something like this:

M pointing to Rachel: "You left a man at the altar" M pointing to Joey: "You threw a girl's wooden leg into a fire" M pointing to Ross: "You married a lesbian"

Would someone please provide me with the full *correct* quote? I'd really appreciate it...I know at one point and time someone had it as their sig, but I can't remember who it was!

Thanks,

~* Carina *~ I'm not being rude, you're insignificant.

Seran Perry~Carlinaalt.tv.friends

hi! I think the quote was (off the top of my head seeing as my server can't retrieve the actual quote: Mon: fine, judge all you want, but married a lesbian, left a guy at the later, married a gay ice dancer, threw a girls wooden leg in the fire, living in a box!!!

Toni Perry-The Wild Evil B*tch of the Middle Eastern Web http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**
DidiSeran Perryalt.tv.friends

Hey!

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Wow, you're really good at this... here's the quote from the script:

Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin' in a box!! (goes to her room)

And it's from 404 - The one with Chandler in a box.

Regards, Didi

Marita BakkenDidialt.tv.friends

On Tue, 16 Jan 2001 19:59:04 +0100, "Didi" wrote:

I'm sorry, but it's from 408... :)

~Marita "Betre b�r du ber kje i bakken enn mannevit mykje" - H�vam�l
Marita BakkenDidialt.tv.friends

On Wed, 17 Jan 2001 09:08:44 +0100, "Didi" wrote:

No worries. :)

~Marita "Betre b�r du ber kje i bakken enn mannevit mykje" - H�vam�l

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Yep. And I reckon Chandler's finger waving goodbye to Kathy is one of the greatest moments ever in the history of the show.

Now - here's a challenge for the logically minded...

WHO was WHOSE Secret Santa???

..it *is* possible to deduce the whole chain. ;)

Tennant

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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

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Ah - let's stop right there. Chandler didn't have Ross, but how can you say that Chandler didn't have Phoebe?

I know why you say that - Chandler asked Phoebe if she had Rachel - but that doesn't mean that he didn't have Phoebe, because if they did swap, he would no longer have Phoebe.

If we assume that Chandler did have Phoebe, then either Monica or Rachel would have Chandler, so Chandler & Phoebe couldn't swap, but the crucial point is that CHANDLER DOESN'T KNOW THAT, all he knows is that he picked Phoebe in the draw. Chandler hasn't done the analysis that we have.

Tennant

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well, cause otherwise he wouldn't have asked her

yes, but then Phoebe would have Phoebe

I don't get what you're getting at here...

Seran Perry-The Wild Evil B*tch of the Middle Eastern Web http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

WHY wouldn't he have asked her? He just wanted to know who had Rachel.

If we assume he did have Phoebe, he still wouldn't know who Phoebe had.

No, as far as Chandler is concerned, Phoebe would then have Chandler, which if you work it out is not right, but Chandler hadn't worked it out, which means that the swap can't happen without some other swaps, it doesn't mean that Chandler can't have Phoebe in the first place.

The whole basis for saying that Chandler can't have Phoebe because he wouldn't have asked her, comes from our analysis of the situation. But Chandler didn't analyse the situation, all that he knew was who he was supposed to give a gift to and that he'd already bought one for Rachel.

So we can't assume that Chandler didn't have Phoebe.

Tennant

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good point, okay I'll give you that

yeah I see what you mean now..

okay then champ, :) who had who?

Seran Perry-The Wild Evil B*tch of the Middle Eastern Web http://uk.geocities.com/toni2_1/friends_section.html **Chandler: The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me! ME! not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam! Goodnight!!!**