Best lines ever

Here our my favorite lines from friends so far:

"That's what you get for licking my muffin" (Monica to Chandler when Chandler stole her muffin)

"He's.. He's.. He's a Transponster" (Rachel) "That's not even a word!!" (Monica) (Rachel and Monica in the trivia game telling what is Chandler Bing's job)

"The coushions are the esence of the chair" (Chandler) "That's right, I'm taking the esence" (Joey) (Chandler and Joey when Joey took his chair)

"I'm very bendy" (Pheobe to Chandler when she and Rachel were trying to break Chandler)

"You don't know about Huggsy my bed time penguin pal" (Joey trying to prove that he can keep secrets)

"It was the best day" (Ross) "Your work makes me sad" (Chandler) (When Ross had mini muffins at his work).

"You can't tell, but I am trying to break the tension by mooning you guys" (Chandler when he was stuck in the box)

"At least you didn't get yours from a store called "It's not too late"" (Pheobe to Monica when they we trying on wedding dresses, and Pheobe is pregnant)

" I was living with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, You didn't eat" (last weeks show, with Rachel and the sonogram)

"You know the smell that gas has...they put that in there" and "I like eight year old boys" (Ross trying to flirt with the pizza delivery girl)

"A minion of the antiChrist" (Chandler) "It's not a cat" (Joey) "It looks like a hand" (Ross) (When Rachel gets a hairless cat)

"Anyone know how to get a chick out of a VCR?" (Joey)

"Girls this is a God send, if you know what I mean" (Pheobe riding on the Hippity hop)

"Hey buddy this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house" (Gunther to Pheobe's boy friend who was accidently showing his, you know what)

"Where were you trying to put it, in her purse" (Rachel when Ross slept with the girl from the copy place, when they were on a break)

"If your not careful, you won't get married at all this year" (Chandler to Ross)

"So how many cameras are actually on you" (Chandler to Monica after Monica tells him that the camers adds ten pounds)

"Why because that is your answer to everything" (This weeks episode, when Ross proposed marriage to Rachel)

If you have any one's you like let me know!

"Come on guys, this is the most natural, most beautiful thing in the world . . ." (Ross to Chandler and Joey when they get freaked out about Carol breastfeeding) "Yeah . . . and there's a baby sucking on it!" (Chandler's reply)

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I always liked: "Can open, worms everywhere" by Chandler after learning Joey licks spoons and puts them back as well as using Chandler's toothbrush. On Sun, 14 Oct 2001 01:35:58 GMT, "Trigger" wrote:

My favorite is in the episode when Chandler goes to see Joeys tailor and he violates him. Joey : "Ross tell him. Isn't that how they do pants?" Ross : "Yes yes it is.... IN PRISON."

Love that

I love these ones ...

Joey - Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men Chandler - How is it that you don't fall down more?

Joey - Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! Ross - I guess he must of gotten the part in that play Monica and Phoebe - Oh!! Chandler - Yeah, either that or Gloria Estefan was right ... eventually, the rhythm IS going to get you

Chandler - Knit, good woman, knit!!

Ross - You're over me? When ... when were you under me?

Rachel - Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic??

Ross - Hey, y'know, Mon, if things work out between you and Richard’s son, you’d be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather. Monica - Fine! Judge all you want to but married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!

Rachel - Oh, what a load of crap!!! That is a dot. Your mother is probably up in Heaven going where the hell is my lily , you wus!!!

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And also...... TOW all the poker, "I fold like a cheap hooker who got kicked in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face" (Joey) "What" (Monica) "Oh, I'm out" (Joey)

And....... "If it's not a headboard its just not worth it" (Rachel when she and Monica were showing Ben that it is no big deal to bang your head)

And..... TOW they move out " Is my sweater too tight, No, then I'd better wash it and shrink it" (Monica making fun of Rachel)

And finally.... "It isn't that common, It is a big deal, and it doesn't happen to every guy" (Rachel to Ross when they broke up, the morning after)

My new favorite line is "Well that's a Risky Little Game..." Rachael talking about Phobe saying test was negative I Just love how she says it

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"If Persia was a three-sided square like America, we could easily survey it." Professor Johann Georg August Galletti (1750-1828)

Also....... "You know if we were in prison you guys would be like, my bitches" (Pheobe when she broke up a fight between Rachel and Monica)

And....... "My pillow is all wet" (Monica) "You said you weren't going to use the drops this time" (Rachel) "Well why did you move!" (Monica) "Because I knew you were lying!!" (Rachel)

And also......"Rachel didn't have anthing I like, so I thought, OK I'll be political" (Pheobe) "What are you supporting" (Chandler) "Dah, Christmas!" (Pheobe). (Pheobe covering a stain on her dress with a very large Christmas ornament)

And with that.... "What is this, looks like cider?" (Joey) "I don't know, try it" (Chandler) "It's Fat, I drank FAT!!!" (Joey) "Yeah, I did that a few minutes ago" (Chandler)

And....."Would everyone stop drinking the breastmilk!!!" (Ross) "It's juice squeezed from a person" (Rachel)

And finally..... "I'm not going to go commando in another man's fatigues" (Joey)

Chandler to Rachel "Ok, the 5th dentist caved and now there all recommending Trident." Chandler to Ross: "Could you want her more?' Ross:"Who?' Chandler:" Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening." Both from TOW All the Poker.

Phoebe to Rachel and Joey: "They don't know that we know they know we know."

Chandler: Joey, how many times do I have to tell you, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!

(from the show where Phoebe's jingle-writing old partner comes back) Monica: So you're not bitter at all?

Phoebe: Nah! So does anybody want to hear my new song?

Everybody: Yeah, sure OK.

Phoebe: OK, um, (clears throat)

Go to hell Jingle Bitch Go to hell go to hell go to hell!

(from the one where Ross plays Rugby)

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Her song was much better than that... :)

Jingle Bitch screwed me over!

Go to hell Jingle Whore!

Go to hell, go to hell.

Go to hell-hell-hell.

Tennant

Sorry, that last line got cut off.

(from the one where Ross plays Rugby)

Ross: I think I'll be able to convince Emily I'm man enough to play this sport.

Joey: Dude, you're not even man enough to subscribe to the channel that carries this sport! (but apparently Monica is, since they were watching it there?)

"My God, this parachute is a napsack!!!" (Chandler, in TOW Carol gives birth)

That's my personal favourite. Chandler was much funnier in the first couple seasons.

On Thu, 18 Oct 2001 19:16:35 GMT, "Trigger" wrote: