James Lipton: Now, the questionnaire from the wonderful program, "Bouillon du Culture," with Bernard Pivot.
Rachel Green: Oh, so what, this is like a test?
JL: No, you're not going to be graded or anything. It's just a set of questions.
RG: Oh good, 'cause I *hate* tests. I don't even like taking a *pregnancy* test, you know -- ...Sorry. Go on.
JL: What is your favorite word?
RG: Hmmm. Mmmmm. "Discount." (laughs.)
JL: And what is your least favorite word?
RG: "Break."
JL: What sound or noise do you love?
RG: Um, I like birds singing. No wait, I can do better than that... --Oooh! Cuckoo clocks! (Throws her hands up in the air.)
JL: Really?
RG: ...Yeah, really. Why?
JL: ...What sound or noise do you hate?
RG: Squishing. Anything that squishes, it can't be good.
JL: What turns you on?
RG: ...You mean sexually?
JL: No, it can by anything. Whatever excites you, or gets you interested.
RG: Good. Shoes, then.
JL: What turns you off?
RG: Greedy people. Self-centered, ...people who don't pay any attention to what other people around them want...
JL: What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
RG: I'd like to be a race car driver. Oh, in -- what's it called? A demolition derby. That'd be cool. ...I wonder where you go to do that...
JL: What profession would you *not* want to do?
RG: I wouldn't want to be a waitress. Or a nurse. Or a babysitter. Or a teacher. Or --
JL: --I think we've covered it. What is your favorite curse word?
RG: C--ksucker!
JL: If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates?
RG: (Laughs.) "I love your outfit."