Joke in Episode One

Mar 19, 2001, 2:10 AM ET4 posts by 4 posters
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"Do the words, Billy don't be a hero mean anything to you?"

I don't get it. Please explain.

Daibhid MacCannOrb

When Ross says this he is reffering to how long it's been since he grabbed a 'Spoon'. Billy Don't Be A Hero was a hit for Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods back in the 70s, therefore showing just how long it's been since Ross has asked a girl out on a date. Hope this helps u :)

Scott LetteneyOrb

This is a reference to a really bad song from the sixties or seventies in which a young man goes off to war. His girlfriend implores him to be careful, thus, "Billy, don't be a hero." Of course, he does something courageous and is killed.

"Christopher Atkins" wrote in message news:[email]... > "Do the words, Billy don't be a hero mean anything to you?" >
EllieScott Letteney

"Scott Letteney" wrote in message news:Vmpt6.5091$[email]...

Ok Ok I'm going to try to stay off the defensive but Billy Don't Be a Hero was a great song! I had to look to be sure and with a basic search found that it spent 3 weeks at #1 in the UK and 2 weeks at #1 in the US and was in the top 50 for the year of 1974 according to Billboard records. Not much by todays standards I know but this was 1974. As for what it is about here is the lyrics:

The marchin' band came down along Main Street The soldier-blues fell in behind I looked across and there I saw Billy Waiting to go and join the line And with her head upon his shoulder His young and lovely fianc�e

And through her tears I heard her say

"Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life" "Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife" And as he started to go she said "Billy, keep your head low" "Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me"

The soldier-blues were trapped on a hillside The battle raging all around The sergeant cried "We've got to hang on, boys" "We got to hold this piece a'ground" "I need a volunteer to ride up" "And bring us back some extra men" And Billy's hand was up in a moment Forgettin' all the words she said

She said "Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life" "Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife" And as he started to go she said "Billy, keep your head low" "Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me"

I heard his fiancee got a letter That told how Billy died that day The letter said that he was a hero She should be proud he died that way I heard she threw that letter away

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