Phoebe and Joey are very funny, but the writers of Friends have to know when to stop with the infinite romantic mixing-and-matching of main characters (Rachel and Ross, Monica and Chandler, Rachel and Joey, Joey and Ross). Although they really work well together, they just aren't compatible. Phoebe is zany and literally a hippie, and Joey is tough, funny, slightly stupid - a true New Yorker. To fully imagine what they would be like as a couple, one would have to mix up the ABC Tuesday night lineup a bit to make "Dharma and Regis." Adding a Joey and Phoebe relationship sends "Friends" from a comedy to a prime-time soap. Out of six friends, or at least well- acquainted people, there are three couples. Joey and Phoebe would become a new "Mondler:" they would become literally Siamese twins, connected at the hip, doing everything together. As we witnessed, "Mondler" changed both Monica and Chandler, in an arguably negative way, as the R+R relationship changed both Ross and Rachel. Therefore, a J+P relationship would change Joey and Phoebe. (No, I don't mean that Joey will gain a lot of weight and get glasses, or be nicknamed "Mental Tribbiani," or that Phoebe will become very screechy and possessive of Joey, or cause Joey to get divorced twice.) Besides, changing them would be changing the show, and "Friends" beat both "Everybody Loves Raymond" AND "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" in the Nielsens this week, so they must be doing SOMETHING right. Think about it this way. Joey and Phoebe are the most consistently funny characters on "Friends." They are "the funny ones." Knowing the writers of "Friends," any Friend-to-Friend romantic relationship involves dramatic, sobby lines and/or saying "I love you, honey," numerous times, and/or a messy breakup that involves tears, looking out apartment windows for long periods of time, and screaming at someone in a non-comical way (i.e., not just screaming when tackling a drunken uncle :-) or when someone wastes pastrami). People expect Joey and Phoebe to be FUNNY, not melodramatic or sappy. Now that Chandler has been devoured by Mondler, they really are the funniest Friends, and do you want that to go to waste?
Dan
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