Pssssst! Roschelites, come here!

DISCLAIMER:

This is intended to be light-hearted, in light of the most recent spoiler, however it does not contain any actual spoilers. Mondlerians, please do not kill me. Roschelites, be nice to the Mondlerians. Robeans - ugh, just get a life. :)

THE ISSUES:

* Ross and Rachel fans, or Roschelites, have been screwed over one too many times.

* Their frustration at the writers threatens to explode into the whole Friends community, starting wars between themselves and C&M fans over who is the better couple all over again. Oh dear.

• The Roschelites are not happy. They've had enough.

THE SOLUTION:

• Make the Roschelites happy, one way or another.

• Stop couple wars.

* Get Ross and Rachel back together. Somehow. Possibly. Or make the writers get them back together. That'd be even better.

THE OBJECTIVE:

* To create a situation where Roschelites and Mondlerians can co-exist peacefully, free of couple wars. (Whether the same can be said for Roschelite/Robean wars, though, is another matter.)

* To help Roschelites come to terms with being screwed over repeatedly, without resorting to e-violence.

* To eliminate a lot of the apathy created by writers, which is the cause for many Roschelites having mares left, right and centre.

* To... eliminate the writers responsible for this season, or make them write a load of sappy Ross and Rachel coupley storylines as payback for the past two seasons.

* To ensure that Veronica's Closet and Jesse are both definitely cancelled, so that BKC can focus on their now very neglected eldest child next season.

THE PLAN:

* Become a Secret Roschelite, and aid in the achievement of all the above objectives!

* Sign up to become a Secret Roschelite by replying to this message with your Secret Roschelite name

* Aid the RBI (Roschelites' Bureau of Investigation) in their missions by putting forward suggestions as to how objectives can be attained, suggestions for future missions, and perform assigned missions to the best of your ability.

* We may take on unrelated missions from time to time if they will benefit either the Roschelite cause or the RBI in the long run.

* Most important of all, spread the Roschelite pride - do not be afraid to stand up for your Roschelite beliefs, wherever you are!

• Well, get on with it, then!

whats a robean? -Kat

Monica:"Fine! Judge all you want to but (to Ross) married a lesbian, (to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (to Joey) threw a girl's wooden leg into the fire, (to Chandler) live in a box."

The RBI detected a post from civilian Katrina, who requested the following classified Roschelian information:

A Ross and Phoebe fan.

Katrina wrote...

Tennant is one.

Adeline. ===== "If you're going to make a mistake, make it a big one" - Doug Ross, 'ER' "If you're about to do something wrong, do it right" - Joey Tribbiani, 'Friends' "Yeah, I seem familiar with the concepts =) " - Me, March 2000

In article , "Adeline" wrote:

A Ross & Phoebe fan.

Actually, I'm a Mondlerobean, and there are more of us than just me...

Tennant

why do we have to be in different groups and stereotype each other, it's not fair..

I'm with Helena. Once we are in groups and get stereotyped then people think all our opinions about certian things are going to be the same, IE, D. J. was stereotyping Monderlians and I truley feel hurt they he would think just because we like one couple more that we thought all the other stuff too. ~Act

In article , Activia wrote:

Most of us are just having fun, Activia. "Friends" fans should love the show more than any one couple, heck the show is about a lot more than just romantic couplings. But if a majority of fans are hurting because they want to see Ross & Rachel back together again, then I'll support those fans even though I personally believe the future lies elsewhere.

Tennant, (sincere)

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Tennant Stuart doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

That was what I intended the post to be about (oh come on, like you didn't all *know* it was me :)) - it wasn't meant to be about Roschelites ganging up on Mondlerians or anything like that. It was only meant to be a light-hearted attempt at pointing out that at times like this, Roschelites at large *can* just be there for each other. And if I'm going to be honest, I was borrowing the idea from a message board for another show anyway. :)

One I do love the ensemble more than C&M. I never said that I loved C&M more than life itself or the show itself, just they are my favorite COUPLE.

Two I didnt feel that the R&R fans were gaining up on the C&M fans. I was simply saying that I perfer not to be streotyped for likeing C&M and I had no comments towards your orginal post Tina. I think if you guys want to band together than thats great, but I dont think that we should start coming into a bunch of different groups and that was what I was orginally afraid of. I just dont think that C&M and R&R fans should be streotyped.

~Act