Joshua Jackson and the Romano-Brooks-Forbes Effect

Joel, I happen to like the Greg Kinner/All Saints episode of SNL, even though those shitheads at NBC didn't re-air it two years ago.

As for the Jennifer Aniston episode from this year, her bad was promoting the God-awful "Fight Club" on SNL, and she continues to date that faggot Brad Pitt. I hope she gets ovarian cancer and her ass shot.

But for the Ben Afflick episode, it would've sucked even more if G.E. Smith hadn't sit in with the SNL Band and/or Gwennyth Paltrow staying on a few mintues longer. It was a great show nevertheless.

Signed, Callie Ray [email]

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i personally don't like aniston or pitt's acting, but to hope someone dies of cancer is a horrible thing, even if that was some sort of a joke. maybe if your mother or father or lover died of cancer you'd be less ignorant, but i don't wish any of that on you. if you don't like aniston or pitt, just turn off your tv or stop going to their movies. hoping for them and their families to suffer through their torturous death is a hideous thought.

- To reply to my email, remove the word 'REMOVE' first.

Listen, you two. I like Jennifer Aniston, but I'm not seeing any of her movies or watching "Friends" at all because I'm boycotting her dating Brad Pitt. I LOATH Brad Pitt because he's a faggot, a pissant, and he USES Jennifer to get better roles in movies such as the planned "Ocean's Eleven" remake.

I'm also boycotting "Friends" because of Ross and Rachel's marriage anullment. That should never have happened at all. They should remain married, obtain Ben Geller for keeps, and live happily ever after, even if Chanlder and Monica ties the knot.

Signed, Callie Ray [email]

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When Julia Roberts dumped Lyle Lovett.. was that YOU??!

That was someone else, bucko. I happen to like Julia Roberts and I'm planning to go see Erin Brockevich this weekend.

Signed, Callie Ray [email]

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You also said you like Jennifer Aniston, except for her current taste in men. Just curious on the impact you might have on celebrity dating. I'm no fan of Brad Pitt, either, but it could be worse - Jennifer could have hooked up with Pauly Shore! When's Julia hosting SNL, by the way? Just hope she wouldn't be forced to drag Richard Gere and his Amazing Gerbils along with her!

I don't watch anything with Jennifer Anniston in it because she's a vacuous blonde-haired bimbo, not because she's dating Lord knows who or because she married some fictional character who doesn't really exist. If you're boycotting a show just because you're upset by some twist in the plot, you're an idiot and you need to be on "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley."

Do you like apples? You know what, I'd rather have Shawn Pelton's cum than Brad Pitt's because Brad's full of piss, vinager, and poison.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM
APPLES?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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