The seven wonders of Monica (TOW the Phoebes uterus)

Nov 3, 200038 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.friends
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OK, each time when I rewatch this episode TOW the Phoebes uterus (which isone of my favorites), I'll always wonder what the 7 places are that Monica is telling chandler.

Now before you guys brand me as a pervert, believe me, I'm just wondering. Monica said that usually man goes from 1,2,3, hit 7 and sets up camp over there.

I'd think 1=lips, 2= butt, 3=breast and 7= "The Forest Of Rightous Truth".

But what are 4,5,6 then? Neck, Schoulders, Ears?

Just asking for all the chandlers out there.

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Maybe she split the breast into subsections :o)

You could have each breast being 2 numbers - did i just say that outloud??

I thoguth of it as ears(for nibbling, etc) 1+2, mouth, 2 heaving beasts and the personal section (6+7)

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as a girl, I was under the impression that, well you're right! I though it was 1= lips 2=neck 3=breasts 4=knees 5=ears 6=butt 7=the clit. but shoulders didn't really come in to it, and I did feel like adding an eigth, the stomach/abdomen

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AHEM... knees ? all the oters i can understand but knees ?

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dot-com wrote in message ... |AHEM... knees ? all the oters i can understand but knees ?

Definitely! The back of the leg in your... would you say "knee-pit"?

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Believe me, it definately goes in there!!

I never thought about back, I guess so

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I'm surprised that you didn't ask her about the 7 places. But now you know that there are women that have there own preferences. Many MANY preferences. :-)

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Toni Perry If only wrote in message ...

Every woman is different and every woman has her own favorite places. The abdomen works for both men and women. I've noticed that some women like the spot between her breasts....right at the bottom. Then there are those that like their feet being touched, but that's not a good place for a tongue to explore. :-)

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Uhm Nikki? I can understand that you're really excited about that, but.... There's a key on the left side of your keyboard....in the middle of it... and the words on it say: Caps Lock. Please press that so it doesn't look like you're shouting. :-)

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Hi!

Hmm... I've actually always been wondering that as well. Hm, I'm guessing 4,5,6 could be ears, butt and the clitoris...

number 7 the clitoris isn't it? that's how I understood the forest of rightous truth

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Well I do think so. A good combo would end with 7, so I guess it's the clit.

The whole combo that Monica likes is.

1,2
1,2,3
3,
5,
4,
3,2
2,
2,4,6,
2,4,6,
4,
2,
2,
4,7,
5,7
6,7,
7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7 (Silent) 7

Fill in the numbers for yourself.

rightous

are u guys sure that it's places on the body and not just places down below because some of these places would not give that much sexual pleasure.

owen

Believe me, women get a lot of sexual pleasure from places other than down below. I'm gonna stop talking right now!

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LOL!! You forgot to blush, Toni. :-)

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rightous

Oooh, I was thinking he meant the Vagina with 7, which after all hopefully is also an erogenous zone. At least I think so.

Didi

Hi!

Hmm... true, but the clitoris is not inside the vagina. So, if we would starting to count all the erogenous zones inside the vagina, wow, then we'd have like 15 in total ;-D

Didi

On Mon, 6 Nov 2000 23:01:21 +0100, "Didi" wrote:

I think that monica counted the vagina, clit, g-spot, a-spot, etc etc as one spot. Ottherwise, she has to divide the breast area into at least 5 zones.

And I think Rachel has another zone not mentioned by Monica too, TOES^_^

But well, I think Monica was just teaching Chandler the basic zones, which he has used to the fullest acording to monica in Season 5. Best sex she's ever had! Well, no wonder, if she taught him herself! Kinda sick actually, if I put it this way.....

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Why is that sick?

Learn on yourself, then teach your partner.

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Yeah but who wants to think of their favorite tv character that way?

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Toni and Chandler sitting in a tree....... :-))

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ummmmm that looks so good in my head.... :)))

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Somehow I thought so. Now convince him that's it's a good idea. :-)

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anyone wanna pay for the ticket to get me over there? :)

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LOL! You could go to a taping. Just fly Continental. It's the cheapest I've come across.

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I would love to go to a taping!!!!! again, anyone wanna pay for my ticket to get there? I'll bring you with me of course! only fair!! except you have to pay for your own ticket

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There's that many???

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vagina,

yes but my point is it can'r be all over the body because that means that Chandler wouldn't know what a clitoris was (7) he only thought there were three which means that it must be in the punani

owen

In article , The Chan Chan Man wrote:

And all the numbers refer to one diagram, so no going round the back!

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