"Lois, I wanna run a school where kids know how to set up a VCR without pouring piping-hot gravy all over myself." - Peter
"I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me away..." - Chris
"Oh yeah...drop the towel...DROP the towel - oh-oh no they've seen me..." - Peter
"chris, the way to eat an Orio, is to twist it, then lick it. Now you try..." (Chris looks at the biscuit. SMACK!) - Peter
"What the hell d'you think you're doing?" - Stewie
-they're just the pick of the crop!
Rich:L
here some of my favs!
"There she is boys, the S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and The Incredible Hulk Put Together." -Peter Griffin
"Well you can whore yourself to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece, or or 50 really fat chicks for a thousand bucks! what? don't look at me like that, fat chicks need love to, but they gotta pay!" -Quagmire
"Here's 50 cents do me a favor sweetheart the next time your out shopping why don't you splurge on a tin of solid white albacore." -Stewie
"How dare you sully my good name by spitting your slanderous filth!" -Stewie
"Wo! Wo! Wo! look pal I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time!" -Peter Griffin
"That's some world class juice you got brewing in the old fleshbaloon down there Carter!" -Peter Griffin
"Hey I might be deaf but I have feelings, oh amm, I mean what??" -Peter Griffin
"Don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" Peter as The Incredible Hulk
The Eight Is Enough parody "Oh dad, I'm so upset" "Why don't you make a sandwich dear?" "Oh dad, that's your answer to everything" Angry glance by Dick Van Patten He then smacks her eight times when another daughter walks in and says "Dad! Eight is enough!!!" Then the family laughs it off.
Not a quote but the scenes where Stewie freezes the pilot in carbonite and when Mr. Rogers is peeping at his neighbor changing.
On Mon, 04 Mar 2002 23:43:08 -0500 "p�man" spoke these words of wonder:
here is my contribution ;o)
Here's mine:
Peter: "Thanks to you, our son has a huge wang!"
"El_Durango" wrote in message news:[email]...
Richard Lyons wrote:
For my money, that's the most clever turn of phrase in the show. But for pure randomness, a surefire laugh from those who know the quote, and broad cultural recognition once you get over the shock of the complete non-sequitur (I played the episode for a room full of strangers at a party last summer, and this quote set everybody howling), my all-time favorite is Peter's classic...
"You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew."
On Tue, 05 Mar 2002 23:39:51 -0500, "El_Durango" wrote:
Ha ha ha ha! I love that one :)
Allen
"What's your name?" "Um, um, Pea... Tear... Griffin. Yeah, Peter Griffin, ah crap."
Bradley
"Bradley" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:[email]...
A classic.
What episode is this from?
the one where, Peter Becomes A Fisherman "Jack Foley" wrote in message news:[email]...
Jack Foley wrote in news:[email]:
Ep 3-10 - Fish Out of Water.
Meg an Lois go on a spring break blowout, meanwhile Peter buys a boat and almost has his house reposessed (because he's a fat dead beat looser and the bank said it wouldn't matter anyway.), and has to go off in search of Daggermouth (the killer fish) to make the loan payments.
Ian
"You're no pilot! And I know every pilot in the world!"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is...it probably runs like you...very homosexually"
"Sweet Zombie Jesus" wrote in message news:...
Yes! My brother and I incorporate Simpsons quotes in our everyday life, but this one is definitely one of our most used quotes overall (of course, applied to other situations e.g. car, television, computer, etc). The whole bar scene was hilarious in "Lethal Weapsons".
My favorite quote (sequence of quotes, really) has to be from "The King Is Dead" - I can't even describe how much I laughed at this:
"Am I ... Am I supposed to draw the penis? Am I ... Am I supposed to sculpt the penis? Am I ... Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"
The third one was sheer genius. :)
"Oh come on....don't I at least get a chumba woomba song?" -Peter
"One hundred million dollars!" -Peter
"No no no, I think this is one of those things we should ignore and pretend doesn't exist...just like the squid" - Peter
"Fatty Corpuscle? How the hell did a comedian from the silent movie era get lodged in my left bosom?" - Peter
"Oh, come on buddy, that's classic traveling music! Ridin on a buuuus, ridin on a buuuuus, sitting next to bums, there's an open seat, I hope that isn't pee" - Peter
"Oh no....I gotta fart, but I don't know which...way...to...turn..." -Peter
"Why don't you....hehe....give it a shot!" (Tricia Tokinawa shoots Peter, at which point he starts screaming and she yells "Oh my god, what have I done!") "Hehehehehehehehehe" - Peter
"More tea Mr. Bike?" -young Peter
"Why did all the dinosaurs die out..." "Because you touch yourself at night!" -young Peter and teacher
"Don you worry...he'sa cookin' up sumtin!" -the Pope
"Richard Lyons" wrote in message news:GpTg8.96351$[email]...
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Can anyone tell me what episode the "Big League Chew" quote is from. Thanks
"Family Guy" wrote in message news:...
On 6 Mar 2002 11:33:28 -0800, [email] (Scott D) wrote:
I couldn't remember which this was from. I did remember that it was after someone said something that left an awkward silence.
I won't ruin the surprise for you. Try here: http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22big+league+chew%22+family+guy
ObFunnyAddition: The Communists "I hear report cards were handed out today. What were your grades?" "Um.. Um..." "Quit STALIN and answer your father. Go ahead, honey and tell us your MARX." "Do I KHRUSHCHEV?" "Did someone say `KHRUSHCHEV?'" <party breaks out>
This was from Dammit Janet, 215.
Bradley
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"Richard Lyons" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:GpTg8.96351$[email]...
My best is Stewie:
"I didn't realize she had been born, I assumed she congealed in a gutter somewhere."
J.
Upon finding cheerleader gagged and bound, Quagmire:
"...Jackpot!"
How could I forget this one:
Peter: Hey, you got any potty-training books up there? Librarian: Sure...we have 'everybody poops' or 'nobody poops but you'. Pater: Ah, well, y'see, we're Catholic, so- Librarian: Ah, well then you want, 'You're a naughty child and that's concentrated filth coming out the back of you'
Average length of laughter rating: 2mins+ 10 seconds every other minute...lol
Some more:
"You're right Scoob, we're dealing with one sick, son-of-a-bitch"
"Everybody leave - I have to poop. NOW!" - Fat Peter
"Hey Lois - I did it!" - Peter (after remembering the first time he could pee in the toilet)
"Oh Jeez, are you alright?" - Peter (after witnessing Big Fat Paulie being repeatedly shot from a drive-by limo)
"Hey, did I just hit that osterich?" "No" "Are you sure-" "-Yeah he's fine, carry on" - Peter and Coyote
"Oh dad, I'm sorry - it got away..." "To Hell it did! (Hands him a gun) Now you get in there, AND KICK THAT FISH'S ASS!" - Joe and son
"Oh my god, Brian there's a message in my alphabet soup. It says ooooooo!!!" "Peter, those are Cheerios" - Peter and Brian (THE EPISODE THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SHOW - my first one)
AND THE BEST... "Are you SURE you didn't eat anything in my factory?" "NO" "Hey, I'm just asking-" "-What, you calling me a liar?-" "-No, n-" "Hey, shutup Wonka!" - Peter and Willy Wonka
All for now... Rich:L
I believe he said: concentrated evil rather than concentrated filth, however that is a great moment of laughter. "Richard Lyons" wrote in message news:FNwh8.112407$[email]...
Would love to find a digitized copy of this exchange (not verbatim):
Peter: "Brian, want to come with us to New York?"
Brian "No, I've been there. It's like Prague without the whimsy...."
On Mon, 4 Mar 2002 23:27:26 -0000, "Richard Lyons" wrote:
"Richard Lyons" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:GpTg8.96351$[email]...
What was that one with the yellow dog they wanted to shoot?
That was a parody of ol' yeller, I just don't remember which episode it was from :<
"John Jacob" wrote in message news:a67p8h$9vj$07$[email]...
I'll have to add two of the more ironic ones I recall,
Stewie: "Let's just hope Osama bin Laden doesn't know show tunes." Then, a year or so later, Seth himself almost falls victim to his own foreshadowing.
Peter: "There's nothing but crap on Wednesday nights. (turns toward the 'camera') Except for the fine programming from the folks at FOX." Then, a year or so later, Peter falls victim to his own foreshadowing.
Some of the best and most quotable:
Are you sure you read it - are you sure it wasn't nothing?? - Brian
Should, should we hit him? - Peter regarding Stewie.
Stewie's blasting of the girl who says "You are the weakest link - Goodbye". 45 seconds later he finally finishes insulting her. Just great.
oh yeah and I always forget the line:
"everything I say is a lie ... except that ... and that ... and that ..."
damn show no on no more, matt bitter and wants revenge, but a nice happy pie revenge, where Family Guy and Matt run away to a dessert [sic] (can you "sic" your own writing??) island and live happily ever after.
"Matt" wrote in message news:a6939t$oco$[email]...
Goodbye".
On Mon, 4 Mar 2002 23:27:26 -0000, "Richard Lyons" wrote:
Some of my faves...
Stewie (to the pancake guy): Charlie, good news, I've decided not to kill you!
Brian (as Peter sits): Well, Peter it's almost six o'clock. If you're gonna pull a party out of your ass you'd better stand up.
Peter: Hey, I know, I'll give you some beer, that always goes right through me. Stewie: Oh yes, and while we're at it we can light up doobies and watch porn! Peter: Uh.... we can?
Lois: Look, Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you do the size of my breasts... Peter: (screams)
Peter: But I don't know anything about how to act black... except maybe not smiling when I get my picture taken.
There's waaaay more, but I'm drawing a blank right now... :)
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"It's OK to lie to women. They're not people like you and me."
"Peter, I just wish my opinion mattered to you." "Well, the important thing is, it matters to you."