favorite stewie lines?

"But you told me the fat one would perish."

Cant get that one out of my head

James M

"Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!"

Gary

On Thu, 21 Sep 2000 16:32:26 GMT, natch wrote:

'I rather like this God fellow. A plague here. A pestillence there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that!'

"Damn you all to the bowels of hell" !!

I use that one all the time :-)

"John Misrahi" wrote in message news:kAvy5.1778$%[email]...

I say you won't find THAT in Winnie the Pooh!

Damn straight!

otherwise known as HippiChk79 wrote in message ...

And the expression on his face was priceless. I died at that "Surfside Six" thing...even tho I don't get the reference, just hearing him singing "Young bachelors!" put me in stitches.

although "VICTORY IS MINE!!" will always be stewie's calling card.....my favorite is from one of the earliest episodes, when stewie runs away from home, and is stopped at the airport by a kindly old attendant. after the old man talks stewie into not running away, stewie thanks the man, saying something like "well, your age (or something) belies your wisdom....i hope that thought keeps you warm during the long winter FROZEN IN CORBOMITE!! and zapps the guy frozen with a laser gun!

that was actually the scene that got me hooked in the first place.

anyone who can quote that scene more accurately than i have above should correct me ASAP.

Lee

I'm too lazy to search through my tapes, but here's the scene from the screenplay [table draft - Aug 20th 1998]

INT. AIRPORT SECURITY OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER

           The kindly Security Guard is kneeling by Stewie, who is
           sitting in a chair as if he's being interrogated.

SECURITY GUARD

                     Do you know your phone number, little
                     boy?

STEWIE

                     You won't get me to talk. Not even
                     with cold running water, jumper
                     cables, and a car battery!

SECURITY GUARD

                     Sounds like you don't want to go
                     home. Are you runnin' away?

STEWIE

                     Stewart Gilligan Griffin runs from
                     nothing!

SECURITY GUARD

                     Y'know son, runnin' away never solves
                     anything. You're getting to be a big
                     boy now, and part of growin' up means
                     facin' your problems head-on.

STEWIE

                     (CONSIDERS THIS) Hmm. The ruptured
                     capillaries in your nose belie the
                     clarity of your wisdom. It seems the
                     answer to my dilemma lies not in some
                     war-torn third-world republic, but
                     deep within myself. I will face this
                     "professional" who tasks me.

STEWIE (CONT'D)

                     And as for you, kind sage, I only
                     hope my, heartfelt thanks will keep
                     you warm as you spend the next ten
                     years IN FROZEN CARBONITE!

           Stewie draws a device and fires, freezing the Security Guard
           solid.

Patrick --- "Every weekday morning the school bell cast its glamour over the surrounding hills, calling the young to classes. They came running down the slopes and leaping over the streams, out from caves and the hollows of trees and suburban tract homes, impelled by powers greater then their own to gain an education." "The Iron Dragon's Daughter" by Michael Swanwick

"LEEB714" wrote in message news:[email]...

card.....my

from home,

man

something

thought

the guy

One that had me going was:

"Normally, this might pass for banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your culinary abortions!"

In article , "Patrick Kellum" wrote:

NOW CLEAN IT UP!!

wrote in message news:[email]...

it's

should

yah. that was it! shudda read the whole thread...

Spectre

It was frozen carbonite... star wars reference i think... and "the ruptured capillaries in your nose belie your wisdom." he was saying the guy was a lush... i know u knew that was just clarification for ppl who might not...

Spectre

"The ruptured capillaries in your nose belies the wisdom in your words" or something along those lines.

'do you expect me to spend the entire day wallowing in my own feces?'

MAKE IT AGAIN!

Lois, I come bearing gifts. I'll give you a hint: It's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster.

In article , "Jared Kaprove" wrote:

diaper, and

On Wed, 25 Oct 2000 16:49:40 GMT, natch wrote:

sorry if it's been posted before, but

"Why don't you play in the other room, stewie?" "Why don't you BURN IN HELL!"