We can throw around others' best lines later, but right now I'm most interested in what you think is Stewie's best line. If you can't quote just one, then quote several!
My favorite occurred as he was peering into a girl's locker room, if I remember correctly:
"It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis."
Well, let's see what I can think of:
-"What's this? Blueberries? That's better than sex!"
-"Ooh yeah! Working it! Make me want it! Mmm, baby! I'm gonna sex you up, baby! I'm gonna sex you up so crazy!"
-"Rupert, did you call that engineer at Lockheed yet? No, of course you didn't, you worthless little... <throws him> There. See what you made me do. Do you think I enjoy hitting you? Well, actually I do. I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it again!"
-"I say, there's the solution to my trouble! If I could build a device to harness the size of that leviathan, then there's no limit to what I...oh god, there's an orgy in my mouth!"
-A personal fave of mine from "Brian: Portrait Of A Dog": Stewie: "You there, child-woman! I'll give you a shiny new dime if you'll roll me into the nearest lake." Meg:"Let me see if I can find you a juicebox." Stewie: "Yes, and get the lead out, pudgy!"
-Finally, who doesn't love: "Oh, DAMMIT TO BLOOD-GUTTED, PUS-SPEWING HELL!"
[email] (The Heel) wrote in news:[email]:
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"Apparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins, but not quite up to the task of seducing green women."
"Whoo-hoo, Lois! Someone's wearing their ovaries on the outside!"
Jim
Don't remember it precisely, but when the fam goes to Brown U and Lois mentions something about not remembering much about college? Stewie says (paraphrasing)"Maybe if you pin your ankles behind your ears that'll ring a few bells..." or something to that effect. Hilarious...
Phlip "JPM III" wrote in message news:bhugn0$37vg5$[email]...
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The line is from the episode "The Story On Page 1". It was:
"Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells!"
Glorious, indeed!
When Lois is trying to coax Stewie into the swimming pool by reminding him that he has his inflatable turtle to hang onto:
"Ahh, the turtle. . .Nature's 'D' student."
in one of the death episodes when Stewie realizes no one can die while death is on the couch and he talks into the tape deck and finishes with knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
[email] (HoIIaback) wrote in message news:...
i think one of the best lines from stewie is when he goes i kno where
i go to loosen up
hes at a gay club dancing and hes yellin to one of the guys
" I KNO THE GUY WHO OWNS THIS PLACE"In article , waytocool10 @yahoo.com said...
'Cept that his danicin' with 'mo's doesn't jive with the other fantasy where he is dancing with hot chicks.
"You want it bad and you don't care how you get it because that turns you on..."
...Sean.
"I can thrill a girl or two... but I'd rather get it on with you..." - Jeff "They're like chicken flavored cookies!"
"Don't flatter yourself. You're not considered a crackpot. You're considered a wanker." - Steffan Alun
My favorite Stewie was when he was having a bath and the water was red, "How delightful, it's like somebody stabbed Mr. Bubbles"
"JPM III" wrote in message news:bhugn0$37vg5$[email]...
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I say...I say, look where my hand is. Look where my hand it. It's absolutely disgusting.
Pure genius in my opinion.
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"I say, somebody must have made a funny because your mother's in stitches"
"In an attic their's a portrait of you getting prettier"(referring to Meg)--Dorian Grey refrence wrote in message news:[email]...
"Dear Diary, It seems the domestic overseers are plotting against me. Their plans somehow relate to the anniversary of my escape from the womb. I'm still haunted by the memories of how I came to be incarcerated in that amniotic Attica..."
Ruth CM
(paraphrasing) If you can hear such low frequencies, then listen to this. *no audio Brian: I m telling Stewie: I said Vaccum!
or. Ohh look at judy in all her curvaceous glory! Oh, it seems my wee wee has been stricken with rigor mortis!
or.
(while playing pictionary) 'Jackal? Jackal, it's a jackal, it looks like a jackal, is it a jackal? Jackal? A jackal?' 'Time' Stewie: Damnit if it wasn't right the first time, why the Hell would it be right the next ten times! God!"
Bill Cosby: Whats candy made out of? Stewie: Sunshine and Farts, what the hell kind of question is that!
Now we know whatkind of dog he is, a melon collie. *nothing* Or or, a chiwahwah! hahaha .....*silence* I dont have to f***ing impress you!
These are the ones I can think of off the top of my head, but theres SOOOOOOOO much more. Later
"Josh Skaarup" wrote in message news:[email]...
One of my faves. :-)
Chuck
Perhaps I'm not reading into it properly, but I don't get it...help?
Thanks, Josh
Reading lips, it looked like he said "Fuck you" when in fact he said "vacuum."
On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 21:05:44 -0500, "Bao H. Lammy" wrote:
Not quite correct... he did mouth "fuck you", but when Brian said he was telling on him, Stewie tried to cover up by saying he mouthed "vacuum".
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Ahhh OK. Thanks :)
"Josh" wrote in message news:9p3db.8685$[email]...
It was hillarious. He mouthed the words: "Fuck You" and when the dog said "i'm telling." he said "I said Vaccum" because the words would be mouthed the same way.
I thought it was Stewie saying "I'm telling" and Brian saying "I said vacuum!" I could be wrong since I haven't had my fifth cup of coffee yet. ;-)
Ruth CM Nothing says obey me like a bloody head on a fence post.
My fave line is when he says "'effin cry" in the intro.
In article , [email] said...
It's one of those things that becomes less funny the more you hear people explain it. If you didn't get it the first time you saw it something is wrong with you.