Warning: The Cleveland Show

Sep 27, 2009, 5:15 PM ET28 posts by 12 posters
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Captain Infinity

Just a heads-up for anyone who hasn't seen the pilot online: The Cleveland Show premiers tonight, tucked between The Simpsons and Family Guy.

If you have anything that needs to be done, like washing the dog, or snaking the toilet, or getting your gums scraped, plan to do it during that half hour. Because The Cleveland Show is pathetically unfunny, and you will regret losing the half hour of your life that it takes to watch it.

You have been warned.

** Captain Infinity

syvyn11Captain Infinity

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm going to watch it first before deeming it 'unfunny' or not.

Thank you!

And you are a idiot!!

Captain Infinitysyvyn11

Once Upon A Time, Syvyn11 wrote:

Check back with me at 9:00.

You're welcome.

You are uninformed.

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FG Fansyvyn11

On Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:58:34 -0400, "Syvyn11" wrote:

I agree. And after I watched it (notice: past tense), I found it to be unfunny tripe. I guess that's what happens when Seth tries to spread his talent too thin.

Wiseguysyvyn11

"Syvyn11" wrote in news:bfmdnT- [email]:

When one uses the article 'a' before a word that begins with a vowel sound, one uses the article 'an.'

FG FanWiseguy

On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:27:14 GMT, Wiseguy wrote:

I believe Syvyn11's statement was a classic demonstration of irony.

TaylorCaptain Infinity

On Sep 27, 5:15 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

Thanks for the heads up.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2vslnwp.jpg

Sure looks like crap:

TheClevelandShow cast photo (mins the talking bears): http://tinypic.com/r/2s9y5g3/5

http://tinypic.com/r/2vslnwp/5

Antonio E. GonzalezTaylor

On Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:14:52 -0700 (PDT), Taylor wrote:

So, watch The Cleveland Show to see how it is, gotcha!

- ReFlex76
Derek JanssenAntonio E. Gonzalez

And whether it'll be to Family Guy what "The Goode Family" was to King of the Hill.

Derek Janssen (only faster) [email]
lugnutDerek Janssen

On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:58:59 GMT, Derek Janssen wrote:

<snips>

So, um...was it just me, or was this thing...not that bad? Maybe it's because I was expecting an absolutely unmitigated disaster based on the ads that have ran all summer (plus, I'm not what you'd call an FG "fan," per se)...but eh, it wasn't terrible. Wasn't *great*, mind you...but when it didn't send me screaming for the remote, I was semi-impressed.

-lugnut

Captain Infinitylugnut

Once Upon A Time, lugnut wrote:

Yeah, just you.

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Antonio E. Gonzalezlugnut

On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:48:36 GMT, [email] (lugnut) wrote:

Same here; considering who's helming it, I'd say there's plenty of potential . . .

- ReFlex76
Michael BlackCaptain Infinity

On Sun, 27 Sep 2009, Captain Infinity wrote:

Isn't that what they said about Hank Hill?

His was a fairly mundane life, none of the wackiness in the other cartoons, yet it had staying power. That slow drawl even resembles Cleveland's way of talking.

Michael

Captain InfinityMichael Black

Once Upon A Time, Michael Black wrote:

Yes, but what you have to remember is that King of the Hill actually included a few humorous bits scattered throughout the show. The Cleveland Show is as funny as watching dough rise.

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TaylorCaptain Infinity

On Sep 27, 5:15 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

And already renewed for season 2! What a waste of money.

Be different if they could burn it off on Fox Family Channel (ABC Family).

www.twitter.com/clevelandshow
WiseguyCaptain Infinity

Captain Infinity wrote in news:[email]:

It was OK while the Family Guy characters were on.

Captain InfinityWiseguy

Once Upon A Time, Wiseguy wrote:

As far as I could tell, that was the only part of the pilot that was changed before broadcast. Originally, the joke the gang laughs at was not "...and that was how I got Liza Minelli's poop on my shoe", it was "..so basically Saran Wrap does work as a condom whereas Reynold's Wrap does not."

Does anyone find either of these statements funny? Anyone? Anyone?

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FG FanCaptain Infinity

On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:10:36 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:

Also, the sock on Donna's ex's junk changed to bikini briefs.

TaylorCaptain Infinity

On Sep 27, 5:15 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

Predictions on ratings? Keep in mind the late-May episodes ratings for its lead in, 'The Simpsons' and tack on maybe an additional 2 mill for curiosity sake.

Captain InfinityTaylor

Once Upon A Time, Taylor wrote:

I don't believe in ratings. They're all just made up numbers.

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Captain InfinityGarondo Marondo

Once Upon A Time, Mr. Hole the Magnificent wrote:

I don't think so. I don't remember it. Not sure who Gene Hackman is.

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Garondo MarondoCaptain Infinity

On Sep 29, 2:57 am, Captain Infinity wrote:

You don't know who Gene Hackman is???? Oh Captain....

Captain InfinityGarondo Marondo

Once Upon A Time, Mr. Hole the Magnificent wrote:

I can't be arsed to check IMDB, but I probably do know. Didn't he play the father on Everybody Loves Raymond?

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Captain InfinityGarondo Marondo

Once Upon A Time, Mr. Hole the Magnificent wrote:

When I stop worrying about accuracy I can remember all sorts of things.

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~consulCaptain Infinity

and thus Captain Infinity inscribed ...

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ejkorvetteCaptain Infinity

The bear family has the same accent that the Addleburgs did in Home Movies.

Based on last night's viewing, I would have to say that The Cleveland Show sucks. Seth should be ashamed of himself. The only thing it has going for it is that it is on right after The Simpsons and on right before Family Guy.

Evan