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[email] (RAINTECH CONSULTING LIMITED) wrote in :

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Andrew Ducker wrote in message news:[email]...

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"Mark Cotterill" wrote:

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ahhh, crap!

Okay, here's how *I* would have written the ending to "Brian In Love"... (Script previous as per original...)

BRIAN: Say we were both drunk, and knew we wouldn't remember...

LOIS: I'd have to be really, really...NO!

(Brian walks out of shot, Lois continues folding laundry) (Long silence)

(Brian comes back in, gets down on knees, draws arms to chest in "begging" position, starts whimpering)

(Lois looks askance at Brian) (Long pause as Brian continues whimpering)

LOIS: Thirty minutes.

(Lois walks to basement door, Brian begins running upstairs)

LOIS: NOT OUR BED! The sofa-bed in the basement.

BRIAN: (at top of stairs) Oh!...okay...

(Brian skips down stairs, unbuckling his collar; Lois has disappeared through basement door) (Brian removes collar, stops at basement door)

BRIAN (shouting): Should I get some of those little candles, or...

LOIS (echoing from the basement): TWENTY. NINE. MINUTES.

BRIAN: Y'okay!

(Drops collar, charges down basement steps)

(Cut to golf course; script continues as per original...)

PETER: So she dumped you, huh? Ahh, the hell with her! She'll probably end up with some idiot!

BRIAN (thoughtfully): Mmm, you're probably right...

(Takes out handkerchief, mimes sneezing)

BRIAN: aaaaahhhhhhhhischtuppedyourwife!

PETER: Gesundheit.

BRIAN (eyes closed): Incredible.

(Black out)

In article , [email] wrote:

I guess it would obviously have been done doggy style

Gregg