FG: DYK

From: "Andy Howard" Subject: FG: DYK Date: Friday, February 08, 2002 7:17 AM

did you know:

Lois's other "musical" exploits:

On Fri, 8 Feb 2002 07:20:50 -0600, "Andy Howard" wrote:

Yeah... but she did KISS :o)

Pat

yeah I know, as soon as I get around to it, I'll post some pics of Lois in KISS uniform

Lois looks cool with that KISS uniform on. "Beat Me With A Zucchinni" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Beat Me With A Zucchinni" wrote in message news:[email]...

And J. Geils. That had me on the floor. :-) Josh

Anybody else catch the Tubes reference?

explain please "biohazard" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Andy Howard" wrote in message news:3c649dad$[email]...

Specific reference was to the last line in the song " What do you want from life" Lyrics follow: What do you want from life To kidnap an heiress or threaten her with a knife What do you want from life To get cable TV and watch it every night

There you sit a lump in your chair Where do you sleep and what do you wear when you're sleeping

What do you want from life An Indian guru to show you the inner light What do you want from life a meaningless love affair with a girl that you met tonight

How can you tell when you're doin' alright Does your bank account swell While you're dreaming at night How do know when you're really in love Do violins play when you're touching the one That you're loving

What do you want from life Someone to love and somebody that you can trust What do you want from life To try and be happy while you do the nasty things you must

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to: a heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook, a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home, a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum, a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi, real simulated Indian jewelry, a Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics, a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick, Rosemary's baby, a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams, a new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped, a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away, or how about a McCulloch chainsaw, a Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or a baby's arm holding an apple?

The Tubes use of the term is itself a reference - a dick joke, obviously - to a Lenny Bruce bit "How To Relax Your Colored Friends At Parties". I think it's open to debate how deep Stewie's reference goes.

"Michael Delving" wrote in message news:c6298.15079$[email]...

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