Wen peter is at the million man march in I am Peter Here Me Roar and he makes he speech about men being the reason the world is full of crim ebut he doesnt specify and it cuts to an ooverhead view of a street corner and you see a lil do run around the bend and then about 1,000,000 other dots are chasing him
whata re some others ones you can think of
On Fri, 24 May 2002 19:50:15 GMT, Yamiyugi purged forth the following:
when he was told that sticking your finger in your throat makes you puke, then he slowly put his finger in his mouth, and his mouth instantly filled with puke! When he was standing next to that red button that said "don't push". he looked around for a bit... pushed it.... nothing happed, then a little chinese guy walked up in a karate suit, bowed, kicked him in the gut, and walked away :) "I tried to be creative once..." <painting class> "Do I... do I paint the penis?" <sculpting class> "Do I... do I sculpt the penis?" <orchestra conductor> "Do I... do I conduct with my penis?" When the chicken gave him a bad coupon!
so many more :)
When the best score for an adult movie was being annouced in, and john williams is nominated, i cracked up at his actions.
my all time favorite is prob the one where brian gets a job as a drug dog and gets addicted to coke....... i cant think of any others right now.... "Ryan" wrote in message news:okAH8.7276$[email]...
On Sat, 25 May 2002 02:47:10 GMT, "Jim K" wrote: that was a funny one but nothing beats when Peter honks Miss Iron Box's boob HONK! HONK! actually when he changes the sign from ye olde pube to ye old pube lol
On Sat, 25 May 2002 09:39:19 GMT, Yamiyugi purged forth the following:
lol. or anytime he tells a story or has a flashback :)
god I laughed at the touched by an angel thing. The angel screaming "THAT'S A DAMN LIE!!!" Spectre wrote in message news:[email]...
On Sat, 25 May 2002 11:25:41 -0400, "Eiji" purged forth the following:
I'VE GOT A FREAK'N HALO! WHO YA GONNA BELIEVE!?
when he runs over the road runner, and asks the coyote if he's ok. the coyote goes "he's fine, keep going"
Ryan wrote:
On Mon, 27 May 2002 02:48:52 GMT, J Headley purged forth the following:
ROFL. yes, lets all have a moment of silence for the best cartoon, maybe even the best comedy to ever be on tv.
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LOL!! Oh man, yeah, that's a good one. I need to watch the ones I haven't seen yet and re-watch the others. I sorta don't want to rush it though - since the show is canceled. I want to "save" them ;-)
When Peter remembers how that drive-in movie sucked, and has a flashback to sitting in his car while Terminator plays in the background; he's facing the wrong way and says "This movie sucks". So simple yet ridiculously funny...
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does'nt he also run over the cast of CATS? Memorieeess! Squishh!! LMAO! what a great show, I am gonna miss it :*( "J Headley" wrote in message news:[email]...
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i'd have to say the funniest scene is whe stewie is at the baseball game and hits the boy next to him with the bat. "what did you learn?" i crack up every time!
dave
I die a little each time I see the scene in Mr. Saturday Knight where Stewie is consoling Peter: "Hey," (Pause) "How ya doin' there, big guy?" (Pause) "Ya holdin' up all right?" (Pause) "You want a So-da? Hmm?" (Pause) "Oh screw it, I tried!"
This has become a standard greeting amongst my co-workers now.
yeah, that is a classic. y'know, it's all just too good. I can't believe how funny Family Guy is. I love it!
The scene that follows after Brian reminds Peter of the time he narrated his life for a brief period ;)
"...I woke up several hours later in a daze"
On Tue, 28 May 2002 20:58:07 -0400, "Family Guy" purged forth the following:
ROFL! Now that was classic!
or
"if you want to be a guest on 'Hitler' call 1-800-ohibenvesterglockenspeieldeblacken!"
That Hitler show is hilarious..."Will you show us your butt?"
On Wed, 29 May 2002 02:12:56 GMT, Spectre wrote: actually its If you want to be a guest on Hitler just call 213- DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!
Brian licking himself and Stewie doing his, S: "What the hell do you think you ar doing?" B: "Just cleaning myself." S: "For half an hour?"
When Brian accepts the 'Woody' award for Directing porno. And the award is masked out so it's doesn't show (damn, who comes up with ideas like that).
Death trying to drive his Yellow VW Bug after getting wasted on brews at a Frat House.
But, let's face it, if you enjoyed the show every episode had at least a few gut-ripping lie-down-and-die-laughing scenes.
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Peters fart when Lois is directing the play. Then reminding her later. 'Hey, Lois, did you hear when I fahted?' (accent added)
Also in the 'Leefers' ep when Peter and Lois go into the bar (after Lois learns karate) and Peter just stands there saying 'Knicks suck. Yankees suck. Rangers suck. Jets suck.' in his matter-of-fact way. You really have to be from Boston, or at least New England, to REALLY appreciate that gag. I roared when I saw it!!
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then the coup de tat: "Krypton sucks.."
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Peter: "and your side of the family gave our son a monstorous penis" Lois: "my side of the family? how do you know it came from my side of the family?" Peter" "he sure as hell didn't get it from me!!!!!"
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gag.
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Brian: "You want to go get some McDonald's?" Stewie shakes his head "no". Brian: "You wanna go home?" Stewie shakes his head "no". Brian: "You wanna go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoe?" Stewie shake his head "yes". Brian: "Okay, let's go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoe."
(or something like that)
karma
On Mon, 01 Jul 2002 02:17:19 GMT, "Buck Naked" wrote:
Lois: "Peter, you're scaring me..."
Peter: "Good! EMBRACE THE FEAR!
DANCE WITH ME LOIS.
DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE! "(the peter dances in a crazy way and destroys the cupboard)
It is in Stuck together, torn apart.
Wasn't it, "You were cleaning yourself five minutes ago. Now you're just on vacation."
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I love the hic a doo la!! scene with Quagmire! heh heh! Alright!! "Yamiyugi" wrote in message news:[email]...
whata re some others ones you can think of
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On Fri, 31 May 2002 07:23:44 -0400, "p�man" purged forth the following:
walks into the bathroom stall and the cheerleader is all tied up: "Dear Diary... OH!"
or when lois is fighting the leafers and he in in the window and it falls on his penis: "Hello? 911? Yeah, Quagmire... No, no... the window this time..."
Spectre wrote:
Some friends and I watched that scene repeatedly, just to fully absorb the wrongness. The quote is actually:
"Dear Diary... Jackpot!"
-- wb
The first time I ever watched Family Guy gave me a scene I will never forget:
The Kool Ade guy entering the courtroom:
Judge (to Peter): I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison Lois: Oh No! Brian: Oh No! Chris: Oh No! Meg: Oh No! Kool Aid: Oh Yeah! (bust into room and slowly backs out)
This show was all about getting references like that. Never seen a show more packed with references!
T-BONE
On Mon, 01 Jul 2002 16:07:56 GMT, "T-Bone" wrote:
Hello,
I'm from Italy and I've no idea who the Kool Ade Guy is.
Could someone give me a quick explanation?
Kool-Ade is a powdered drink mix. Their old advertising campaign featured a large, walking drink pitcher who would literally burst into wherever there were hot, thirsty children and proclaim, "OH YEAH! Kool-Ade is here." (As I write this, I am struck at how mindless American advertising is.)
On Wed, 03 Jul 2002 21:31:53 GMT, "Argyle" wrote: Your struck by how mindless it is now? LOL The nerf water gun commercials are hilariously mindless LOL
Well, growing up with Kool-Ade commercials I never stopped to think how silly they were until I tried to explain them in simple English to someone who has never heard of them. Then again, if I had to explain sex to someone who has never heard of it before, I would probably start questioning the sanity of whoever came up with THAT idea. It does make you stop and think before criticizing another culture based on the highlight reels of foreign commercials. I must be growing tolerant in my old age. YOKE!
Watch "Triumph Of The Will("Triumph Des Willens") more mindless propaganda "Argyle" wrote in message news:d3KU8.100342$[email]...
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A giant glass beverage pitcher with a face: the logo of Kool-aid (a sugary drink) from the 60's and beyond.
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Many thanks to Argyle and the doctor for the info!
I love playing back the time Peter is on "Survivor" and trips over a rock, and breaks the Survivor "set" revealing Bob Barker in the Price is Right saying to a contestant "Now make sure that wheel goes all the way around...."
On Fri, 24 May 2002 19:50:15 GMT, Yamiyugi wrote:
There's far too many brilliant scenes to be fair, but the ones that I find funniest (excluding that "boy-hungry pedophile" Lost in Space scene which must be my all-time favorite) are the more "Family Guy = TV show" jokes. Like in one scene (can't at the moment place the episode) Peter's TV Guide magazine says on the cover, "If you can read this, Family Guy is still on the air!" or where he's looking out the window at the cultists who've constructed the enormous golden statue; "I look like a freakin' Emmy! Hint. Hint." [Shame about that; I always thought so too.] And the Tron sequence cracks me up because if you look closely at the back wall, it reads, "If you can read this, your TV is upside down." But I think my favorite of these (and sadly, most prophetic) is at the end of "Lethal Weapons" when Peter is cautioned by Lois to not blame the network for broadcasting violence, he retorts, "Oh, what are they going to do? Cut our budget? Eeh, I'm going to get a beer." and then a stiff cardboardish cutout of Peter is stop-motioned out of the scene into the kitchen.
*sigh* I'm really going to miss this show.
Oh! Oh! Oh! And how about in "Let's Go to the Hop" where Peter is telling Chris he doesn't want to be trying drugs. "I did it once and things got way to real for me." Then the scene cuts to one of the best animation make-up jobs I've seen with a live Peter seated on a park bench checking out his all too human hands claiming, "Holy crap, I am freaking out!"
Let's not forget the scene where Peter turns his living room in to Pee-Wee's Playhouse :)
ROFL
On Tue, 4 Jun 2002 22:44:01 -0400, "Family Guy" wrote:
Mekah Lekkah Hi Mekkah lekkah God Im Going To Kill You Peter Had to correct myself, my lil brother has that lined memorized, hes 12 years old and he understands alot of the jokes in family guy and he thinks its the funniest show ever made
On Tue, 4 Jun 2002 22:44:01 -0400, "Family Guy" wrote: When Peter was getting the coupon from the chicken and as hes about to take it he grabs the box of trix from teh rabbit LMAO Classic
Or
In E Pluribus Peter when the power is cut and hes like, Peter : Theres no reason to be scared, you can hold on to me Chris : Dad that's me Peter: ( in a calm voice) Go to your room
I can't believe nobody's mentioned the scene where Peter had bought that extra-long car, and as he is entering the tunnel he says something like "Don't worry baby, I'll be gentle with you." then he proceeds to enter the tunnel, then back out, over and over until a semi truck runs into him, crushing his car into a stub, then a bus saying "Supermodel tour" drives by and all the girls are laughing at Peter's crushed up car... I was about to wet myself when they showed this!!!
On 5 Jun 2002 01:06:59 -0700, [email] (wageslave) wrote:
It was an ovious joke. The best scenes are the ones that come out of nowhere. Like the Evil Monkey running gag.
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I forgot that one. One of my favorites too!
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i have to say one of the best is the (live action) alissa milano one
Tupring ([email]) wrote:
Ha! Yeah, and that reminds me of another favorite segment that had me howling; the guest appearance of Patrick Duffy and Victoria Principal at the end of "DaBoom" where they recreate their "Dallas" characters and the Bobby-in-the-shower/dream sequence.
And then there's the scene (not live action mercifully) from "Ready, Willing, and Disabled" where Peter is musing about becoming famous by faking a handicap and he's standing in the living room rubbing his chin when it comes off in his hand. "Augh! How'd these get up here?" he asks, and proceeds to tuck them into his pants.
One that made me literally fall off my couch.
But isn't it, "Mekah Lekkah Hi, Mekkah H...God I hate you so much."
At least, it is on my tape.
Sorry. Being picky.
<:)
On 5 Jun 2002 00:02:15 -0800, [email] (E.L. Keenan) purged forth the following:
again ;) ah! the quote police!
Peter(to Luke Perry): I was just trying to get my daughter on her school newspaper. Come on, you know how hard it is to be a teenager, you've been playing one for 30 years.
These are some of my favourites. I think they're all taken from season 1; still waiting for season two over here in the UK:
Watch what happens when he says "She sells sea-shells on the sea shore" - and the bear mauls him.
Laying out the red rug for the picnic - and a bull charges him.
Peter & Brian fixing the shed. Things can never go back to the way they were!
I knew it! As soon as that show (Dawson's Creek) came on TV I said I'm gonna be the one who has to kill those kids. It's true. He did say it.
In Son Also Draws when he's driving along and there's all those signs - "All stools must go", etc.
Did you have to get chris those breast inplants?
There's just so many funny bit to choose from... the best are often when they just cut to flashbacks of totally ridiculous moments - Like the time Peter hit that deer. It's the funniest show I've ever seen. I can't believe it's bee cancelled. Fox is gonna get a real wake-up call next season - "what we h=don't have any decent shows anymore". And come on- Family was no where near as exhauseted as Simpsons has become!!!
They were still in their prime! "Reverand Bear" wrote in message news:adsu67$fcn$[email]...
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I crack up every time I think about Peter's flashback to a job interview:
Interviewer: so, where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter: (looking at picture of his wife and son, saying to himself: "Don't say say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife).
Peter: Doin' your ... son?
-=- Tom
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The Dick Van Dyke intro where he slashes himself up.
I really can't believe this show was cancelled. It's just wrong.
The absolute funniest FG moment is the bounty paper towel commercial... "Clean my pee!" ... that is until i have the opportunity to watch another episode and find more scenes that top it. (Stewie's reaction to Peter's breat feeding is a close second)
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On 5 Jul 2002 14:22:05 -0700, [email] (d) wrote:
Which episode was it?