He Shoots, He Scores

Okay, Brian has a plastic neck shield on, and Stewie tosses a wad of paper into it like a b-ball hoop. Brian is standing there...

...AND HE HAS STITCHES IN HIS CROTCH AREA!!!!!

Did I miss something? Or is this one not out yet?

"Sir Real" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think it was a flashback to when Brian got neutered?

On Sun, 15 May 2005 21:12:10 -0500, "Patrick Michael" wrote:

But Brian was never neutered. In "Screwed The Pooch", Brian was about to be neutered (recall Peter worrying about having him neutered and cut to a fat Brian sitting on the couch watching TV and eating bon-bons), but it never happened, as the puppies appeared to be fathered by Ted Turner.

The Ghost of General Lee wrote in news:[email]:

And Stewie was born with a football-shaped head, and yet there is a flashback to him getting his football-shaped head by jumping on the bed and hitting his head on the ceiling.

The flashbacks are mostly only for entertainment purposes, as are all the other scenes. :-P

"The Ghost of General Lee" wrote in message news:[email]...

Funny how this episode was on [adult swim] yesterday...just a few hours after the new episode aired. Anyway, I think I'm gonna agree with the other people who said it was just an "imaginary" flashback for the purpose of some slapstick.

On Mon, 16 May 2005 07:35:00 -0500, "Patrick Michael" wrote:

It amazes me how many times that happens. I'll get a line from an episode stuck in my head all day long, then when I watch FG that night, it's the episode that had the line that was stuck in my head all day. I had taped last night's episode and didn't watch it until about 4:30AM, well after I posted about it.

And no, I don't go checking what episodes are airing beforehand.:-)

Dude. I do that too. It drives me insane!

When dogs get neutered (or any surgery) they put a "cone" on them so they won't lick and bite out the stiches.

On Sun, 15 May 2005 21:30:02 -0500, in article , NuQ drawled...

Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself? Because that's really very clever. A good use of inductive reasoning, too. You must be really smart. I mean, you spouted that right out.

Feeling good about yourself now?

Good, now let's try this again. I'll rephrase it for the less than gifted. In which episode did Brian get fixed/sex-changed/crotch surgery? OR, is this advertising an episode that has not yet been released?

On 15 May 2005 19:45:04 -0700, Sir Real wrote:

I pick option 3. None of the above.

It was probably just a imaginary cut away scene. FG does quite a few of them. Do you *really* think Peter's diminutive grandfather, Juarez Griffin, existed in Peterland, uh, excuse me, Petoria?

We also saw two different versions of Stewie's birth, one with a map and one without. Which is correct? Either, both, or neither?

The Ghost of General Lee wrote in news:[email]:

Stewie jumping on the bed to flatten his head! Com'on, that's the best one! Of course there are too many to count...

Geez, what a jerk.

On Mon, 16 May 2005 14:46:11 -0500, in article , NuQ drawled...

ROFLMAO! You shot, you missed. Not only did the original question fly right by you, but you even failed to catch the FG reference in my reply.

Have you even seen the show?

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Lighten up man, the poster made a mistake, jesus christ - or are you just doing an impersonation of Stewie when the girl says "you are the weakest link"?

natch wrote in news:[email]:

Actually, when I read that entire post, I was thinking... that sounds very Stewie-like, and everyone else here is going to be insulted...

On Wed, 18 May 2005 01:37:24 -0400, in article , JPM III drawled...

Well, that's what I was shooting for. The impression, that is.

"NuQ" wrote in message news:428805a9$0$41662$[email]...

paper into

And ur point is? Brian's not a real dog, but if he were, he wouldn't need one of those things. Please?! If he's smart enough to talk, he's smart enough not to pull "stitches" out. As for knowing anything outside of the cartoon, only Seth would know that.

Denny.           ;-)                             :-)

On Mon, 16 May 2005 05:20:22 -0400, "Dennis E Strausser Jr" wrote:

I don't know about that. Years ago, I heard a question and answer that seems to make much more sense.

Q. Why does a dog lick his balls?

A. Because he can.

"The Ghost of General Lee" wrote in message news:[email]...

Neither of us has a life. Season 3 Episode : Stuck Together, Torn Apart. Brian is suppose to watch Stewie, Stewie is about to eat some glue. When he goes to stop him, he also touches the hand that Stewie had the glue in, and they end up being stuck together. I almost forgot, this is also the Episode you see Stewie jumping on the bed. ETc etc,,.. And so on.

Most of us have seen the Episode I think.

Stewie : OH! What The Hell Do You Think You're Doing?

Brian : I'm Cleaning Myself.

Stewie : Uch. You Were Clean 15 Minutes Ago, Now You're Just On Vacation.

So I guess Brian was doing it for the same reason, because he can. BTW, who the heck did these Subs, there's too much White in FG to use White for the subtitles. A light gray color would've done much better..

Anyways, all the way up to season 3. If you make any reference to these Episodes, most of the time I'll remember where it's from.

But I bet you were not trying to point out a reference to an Episode.

Denny.           ;-)                              :-)

"Dennis E Strausser Jr" wrote in message news:4288ba09$[email]...

I've got to correct myself here...

Closed Captions is where you cant read it. This still don't help ppl that cant hear well.

Denny.       ;-)                                 :-)