Who's The Best Griffin?

Jul 26, 2003, 2:12 PM ET66 posts by 22 posters
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The Heel

My list:

6.)Chris

5.)Meg

4.)Lois

3.)Peter

2.)Stewie

1.)Brian

What about you?

SchfoogeThe Heel

"The Heel" wrote in message news:[email]...

6. Meg 5.Chris 4.Lois 3.Brian 2.Peter 1.Stewie

CAndersen (Kimba)Schfooge

Expanding the scale to show relative ranking in my mind, I arrive at:

999.Meg (boring--without any redeeming qualities) 65.Lois (only occasional comic flashes) 9.Peter (often his inanity seemed forced) 3.Chris (brilliantly, insanely stupid) 1.Brian 1.Stewie (tie--both comically brilliant and perfect foils for each other)

The HeelCAndersen (Kimba)

I couldn't agree more on the perfect synergy of your tied pair. Hell, I've made no secret that Brian is the greatest character in cartoon (if not all of TV) history. Stewie is just a hair behind him, as the first few episodes were weak in their use of him. C'mon, he was the HELPER in getting Peter off in the first episode! SO out-of-character. Meanwhile, with the exception of the "Guess What Word I'm Thinking" bit from ep # 213 ("Road To Rhode Island") I want to empty a service revolver into both Chris & Seth Green anytime he appears. His episodes all blew ("He's Too Sexy For His Fat", "A Picture's Worth $1,000", "The Son Also Draws", etc.) Damn Chris.

JPM IIIDuff Man

You mean Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?

Chuckie GriffinJPM III

"JPM III" wrote in message news:bhp0rk$1p5d9$[email]...

No, in a very late first-season ep, Peter's talking about exploitation, and as an example, cites "those films I used to do in the 70s"...cut to an ad for "Black to the Future", starring Rufus Griffin as "Marty McSuperfly".

Chuck

JPM IIIChuckie Griffin

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The actor Eddie Griffin wasn't anywhere to be seen, was he?

DonThe Heel

My view is this:

  • Meg
  • Stewie
  • Lois
  • Chris
  • Brian
  • Peter

Although I think that Family Guy is one of the funniest programs (I have all eps on DVD now), I have never been a Stewie fan. For me, the exclusion of this character would not harm the show too much. Peter is the character that I almost vomit from laughing at. But that is only my opinion.

Cheers...John.

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The HeelDon

I agree that Brian should be WAY up there. However, Chris at # 3? BLASPHEMY! Chris had ONE good episode (# 305-"And The Weiner Is") and that was more due to Peter with great lines from Lois, Stewie and especially the Brian line I noted above.

In fact, that gives me a good idea...

JPM IIIDon

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No Stewie?! Are you insane? Stewie is half the show! Stewie is one of the main reasons why the show lasted three years on Fox instead of two (Seth MacFarlane earned an Emmy for Stewie's voice).

DonJPM III

I just don't find him funny. Too dramatic for me. I watch it for a laugh, and all of Stewie's sci fi geek stuff (it's the best way I can explain it) bores me. But once again, that is only my opinion. Most people really like the character, and that is cool.

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JPM IIIDon

Well ignore the sci-fi geek stuff...

Lois: "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room?" Stewie: "Why don't you BURN IN HELL!?" (runs off)

Stewie: "Am I to wallow around in my own feces all day? *clap clap* A little service here!"

Stewie: "For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you!"

How is this not funny? :-) You don't have to see it my way, but his sci-fi geek stuff isn't what makes him funny. It's his intellect, his hatred for his mother (and the irony of the reasons behind this hatred), and the silly things he says... Everything is so irrational because he has the imagination of a baby and the intellect of an evil Einstein.

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DirtyredThe Heel

6) Brian - I've never found him funny :( 5) Lois - I like her questionable past 4) Meg - Being voiced by the hot Mila Kunis (for most of the run) definately gives her bonus points in my book. 3) Chris - Fat dumb and pathetic. What's not to love? 2) Stewie - Delightfully evil 1) Peter - I love his shifty eyes

TheDarknessRuleStoneco864
  • Peter ( Peter is on the same level as homer simpson)
  • Brian ( a touch of class)
  • Stewie (Evil in a small package)
  • Chris (thick as mince)
  • Lois (all round good fun)
  • Meg ( i dont think she brought anything to the show)
AtrophyAnnie13Stoneco864

1.) Stewie

2.) Brian *An EXTREMELY close second to Stewie.. it was relaly hard for me to choose between them.*

3.) Chris

4.) Lois

5.) Peter

David MeadAtrophyAnnie13

"AtrophyAnnie13" wrote in message news:Ktx_a.94680$cF.29144@rwcrnsc53...

me

  • Stewie
  • Peter
  • Brian
  • Chris
  • Lois
  • Meg
AtrophyAnnie13AtrophyAnnie13

"AtrophyAnnie13" wrote in message news:Ktx_a.94680$cF.29144@rwcrnsc53...

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oops, forgot Meg.. well, her character isn't really essential to the show anyhow... shows how important I think she is! lol

JPM IIIDirtyred

Too bad.

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Agreed.

The fat, dumb, and pathetic part.

Yes, delightfully.

You should get that fixed.

JPM IIIThe Heel
  • Chris - "Oh my god! The government is here! Run, ET, run!"

6. Meg - "Fine, but this time if a boy calls, please don't tell him I'm wrist-deep in poopy."

5. Francis - "You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in Hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to Purgatory with all the unbaptized babies."

4. Peter - "Lois, I know you're the feminist, and I think that's adorable. But this is grown-up time and I'm the man."

3. Lois - "Now, Meg, don't you give it all away up front. Make him work for it."

2. Brian - "Whose leg do I have to hump to get a decent martini around here?"

1. Stewie - "I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know. A pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence! Gotta get me some of that!"

No one beats Stewie. And if you're talking about Griffins, you can't leave out Grandpa Francis!

The HeelJPM III

Of course you can. He was only in one episode (that I know of) and it was only useful for a few good things:

-The Pope licking Lois' floor and commenting, "Mmm. Lemony."

-Peter:"Chris, what you do in the bathroom is between you and God."

-Seen on the back of their car at Lois & Peter's wedding: "Just Married--To A Protestant Whore"

-And, as mentioned, Stewie's quickly-developed and just as quickly forgotten about turn to religion

JPM IIIThe Heel

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Francis is still a Griffin. You asked about your favorite Griffins. And Francis Griffin in one episode was still more exciting than Chris... although after watching a few more episodes, I'm beginning to like Chris more and Meg less.

Quickly forgotten?! Those are the best lines I've ever heard from Stewie! "Omnipotence! Gotta get me some of that!" ... "I love God! He's so deliciously evil!"

The HeelJPM III

I don't mean forgotten by the viewer. I meant that the writers never again did another Stewie/religion scene.

JPM IIIThe Heel

Stewie!

There's only been 50 episodes. If the idiots who cancelled the show would realize the gold mine they just buried, maybe we'd see more of Stewie's religious side.

RiclewJPM III

"JPM III" wrote in message news:bhrmdg$2f60d$[email]...

sorry but possibly the best stewie scene i saw was Guy on plane: "Argh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby" Stewie: "WHAT! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?" Lois: "Stewie stop fussing" Stewie: "Not now Lois! Hey big man, turn around *slap*. If you've got somin to say, say it to my face! Oh you cant hear me now! Alright thats it, I was going to watch the movie but forget it, for the next 5 hours, you're my bitch!"

LMFAO its one of the funniest scenes ive seen in family guy!

JPM IIIRiclew

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I've still only seen about 10 episodes. Yes, I know, I'm far behind. Don't worry... I'll be buying all the DVDs as soon as volume 2 is released next month. :-P

RiclewJPM III

its Brian Goes To Hollywood. OMG you wait, its hilarious, when he says "your my bitch" god i could die!

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Chuckie GriffinJPM III

"JPM III" wrote in message news:bhu7bf$324mo$[email]...

No need for me to buy...I got 47 of the 49 aired eps on tape from their original Fox airings, and quicky added the 2 I missed (Ready, Willing, and Disabled and To Love and Die in Dixie) from CN, as well as replacing some of my Fox copies w/CN ones just to get the original end credits.

Chuck

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DVD is always better than tape. Always, always, always. IMO.

Bao H. LammyJPM III

Even a DVD episode with scenes removed vs. a tape with all footage intact?

Bao H. LammyCAndersen (Kimba)

You guys lost me. What does Mr. McLuhan have to do with this topic? And JPM III: of course you are entitled to believe whatever you want about DVD vs. tape, but I obviously do not agree; I always will prefer the version that has no cut scenes even if it is lower in quality and degrades with time. Always, always, always.

JimBao H. Lammy

"Bao H. Lammy" wrote in news:[email]:

Maybe something at http://www.marshallmcluhan.com/poster.html is relevant. I don't know what, though.

Jim

SchfoogeBao H. Lammy

"Bao H. Lammy" wrote in message news:[email]...

The original poster is talking about McLuhan's statement that the medium is the message. He is implying that you are putting too much emphasis on the medium over the content.

His argument is that a complete episode on an inferior medium (video tape) is better than your incomplete episodes on a better medium (dvd). However, I side with you in saying that the DVD copies are better.

1. most of the episodes on the DVDs are intact. There is just two or three bits that have been cut out. Furthermore, these bits are downloadable off the Internet and can be burned to digital media (CD or DVDs).

2. Video tapes degrade over time and multiple viewings. After a few years, his complete episodes will look like crap, and eventually be altogether unwatchable. At this point, we will still have our incomplete DVDs, and he will have nothing at all to watch.

3. The decision to bring Family Guy back (in whatever form) will be based on DVD sales. If we all buy DVDs, we make it that much more likely that we will see the further adventures of the Griffins. Episodes taped off the TV will do nothing towards letting Fox or anyone else know that we want more Family Guy.

4. Taping the shows is an illegal infringement of copyright. Buying DVDs is morally and legally better to do than taping episodes.

5. There is at least one case so far of the DVDs adding stuff that wasn't in some of the airings of episodes. The Mister Rogers vs. Stewie bit was aired once, then cut in subsequent airings. The DVDs restored this. Also, there are deleted scenes and the original pilot on the second set. You won't get these on any videotaped episodes.

CAndersen (Kimba)Schfooge

"Schfooge" wrote:

Hey, somebody got it!

In time, everything will become unwatchable. I have VHS videotapes I made in 1980 that are still perfectly fine. DVDs don't have that much of a history that we can say we know what they'll be like in 23 years.

True enough, but how do we let them know we want it uncut? "People are buying the censored versions in droves".

False. This was settled in the courts a long time ago.

Um... Then it was aired. The difference is whether you taped it when it was aired.

Well, that's true and that's why I've waited to order the US set and not the UK set.

JPM IIICAndersen (Kimba)

Right, the copying isn't the crime. It's showing it publicly, trying to profit from it, or otherwise redistributing the taped copy that is violation of copyright. A small gathering of friends is acceptible; a few dozen is not.

Duff ManSchfooge

"Schfooge" wrote in message news:4zj1b.227831$[email]...

No it's not...why would they even legally manufacture VCRs if that was the case?

JPM IIIDuff Man

DVDs

The same reason why they legally manufacture guns, automobiles, and anything else that provides an easy way to break the law. In America, we are given every opportunity to break the law. Those who actually do it are, if caught, pursued and (hopefully) punished.

Owning a device that makes a criminal act easier is not a crime, nor is it a foregone conclusion that its only use is to make committing that crime easier.

Duff ManJPM III

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Okay, but guns and automobiles are not made to break the law...

If it's illegal to tape TV shows, then what would the purpose of a VCR be?

Bao H. LammyDuff Man

In some cases and locales, certain devices have been deemed illegal that actually do have other uses simply because they may be used a lot for illegal activities. For example, pipes and bongs can be used for smoking a variety of things that are legal, but they are illegal to sell and possess in many areas. Same with radar detectors. Assault rifles can technically be used for shooting at a range at targets, but they are illegal in many areas. etc.

It's not illegal to tape TV shows, but to answer your question, a VCR can be used to play tapes as well as record and duplicate uncopyrighted material. You can also use it as a really big RF converter. Or a tape rewinder. etc. But again, it's not illegal to record TV shows. This was decided in the 1970s by U.S. courts. They specifically mentioned time-shifting as a legal application, but they really didn't address the issue of people building permanent personal archives of copyrighted material.

JPM IIIDuff Man

But it isn't illegal to tape TV shows. It is only illegal to distribute or display the taped copies or any unapproved derivative works to the public. I'm very familiar with copyright law... :-P

Taping isn't the crime, because the show is made publicly available on public channels. The courts have upheld the right to tape television programs.

VerbilaJPM III

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Depends on what the device is. Certain guns are illegal to own. Of course, the constitutionality of that law is often questioned.

JPM IIISchfooge

Taping the shows for personal use only is not be a copyright violation. Without releasing the fixed creative work to something resembling the public, copyright is not violated. However, the end user license agreement may be violated... This depends on what that agreement actually is, and how accessible it is to the user.

Good post. Now all I want to see is a fourth season of Family Guy. And all the episodes of the first three seasons that I haven't seen yet.

The HeelSchfooge

Really? I thought that taping it was perfectly legal, but publicly screening or distributing (especially selling) them was a violation of the law!

Am I wrong?

JPM IIIThe Heel

No, you are absolutely correct. Title 17 of the US Code. Copyright law. See the Copyright Act of 1976, also known as the Langham Act (assuming I spelled that right).

SchfoogeJPM III

"JPM III" wrote in message news:bih2hm$9bs6u$[email]...

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US copyright law does not apply to all of us. However, I would guess that Canadian copyright law would be similar.

Homer J. SimpsonSchfooge

Dissimilar enough.

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Bao H. LammySchfooge

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I'd agree, except that it wasn't me, but JPM III. The way you quoted throughout your post made it sound like I would prefer DVD over tape in any circumstance. I was the one arguing against that line of thought.

JPM IIIBao H. Lammy

Nearly any circumstance. Not every circumstance. :-)

Bao H. LammyJPM III

Guess I misunderstood what you meant when you wrote, "DVD is always better than tape. Always, always, always." Either that, or you did...

JPM IIIBao H. Lammy

Nobody's perfect... heh. :-)

Erich WiseJPM III

"JPM III" wrote in message news:bi1h1j$49t4e$[email]...

Or you could just answer the question.

JPM IIIErich Wise

Why answer a question already answered, and still in the same post for that matter? Seems a bit redundant.

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Future Husband of Claudia JordanJim

LOL...this "Claudia Jordan" is the black model on The Price is Right.

"Who'll get 4 rings first: the Lakers or J-Lo?" -Pardon the InterruPTIon, 11/19/02 You'll shoot your eye out!!!

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Bob Barker's show?

"Oh, just die already" - Brian

Jim

VerbilaCAndersen (Kimba)

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Even Quagmire wouldn't put her first and look how low his standards are.

SchfoogeJames Westerfield

Hmmm, I noticed Peter's cousin, Kathy Griffin didn't make anyone's list.

Finally, something we all can agree on!

Erich WiseSchfooge

"Schfooge" wrote in message news:tIp5b.366018$[email]...

What about Uncle Merv?