Peter Griffin... Pedophile ?

Oh, I'm all of a doo-dah: It dawned on me last night, and I have confirmed it by reviewing earlier videotapes, that when Lois talks to her husband, she calls him PEE-DAH !! That is short for Pedaphile/Pedophile. Does Lois know something that we don't? . Where are the check-out tabloids when we need them ?? Big Al.

alfresco :

Not PETA, for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? Maybe Peter's a beastofile and this is their obscure way of referencing that.

On 2004-05-31 14:23:55 -0700, "JPM III" said:

oh come on!!!! have anybody ever heard of an accent??????? get a clue!!!

"anon" wrote in message news:2004060222142027590%anon@nowherecom...

Plus, it doesn't make any sense anyway. Pedophile is pronounced with a short e sound. Besides, we all know that Lois is the pedophile.

Lois: You're acting like a child. Peter: If I'm a child, then that makes you a pedophile, and I'm not going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

(yes I know that's not an exact quote, but I wasn't gonna hunt through all my DVDs to find the exact wording)

"Schfooge" wrote in message news:Tsbwc.3875$[email]...

Not in the UK its not.

The double negative translates to "Yes in the UK it is."

"UEF" wrote in message news:rijwc.64$0W2.24@newsfe1-win...

But Lois doesn't live in the UK, nor is she from the UK. Thus, she would use the North American pronounciation.

"Schfooge" wrote in message news:hlxwc.1$[email]...

to

But her family is well-to-do. Maybe she is a product of one of those "finishing schools"where certain European conventions are invoked to demonstrate affiliation with the upper classes..

"Schfooge" wrote in message news:Tsbwc.3875$[email]...

So is Peter:

Interviewer: So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Peter (to self): Don't say "doin' your wife." Don't say "doin' your wife."

Peter (to interviewer): Doin' your ... son?

-=- Tom

"Tom D" wrote in message news:3ukwc.2856$[email]...

wife."

Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!

-Phil

This is all wrong. We know that in fact, Peter is a confirmed bagelophile.

"Thank God we swore off women for life! Now I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it".

"Phil7101" wrote in message news:[email]...

and

But is it kosher? alfresco.

"anon" wrote in message news:2004060222142027590%anon@nowherecom...

Peter's

Science has shown that the more exclamation points and question marks you use, the less likely you are to understand facetiousness.