Last night in "A Hero Sits Next Door", as Meg tries desperatley to get a boy to notice her, utters "I can't taste salt".
Took a minute for that one to sink in.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.
Sorry to be so obtuse, but I don't get it, please explain
"Chris �" wrote in message news:[email]...
On Wed, 18 Jun 2003 14:07:29 -0700, "ripper" wrote:
I'm pretty sure she was refering to boys wankys being salty.
I figured as much.
"Dave" wrote in message news:[email]...
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What?! No she wasent! She was just trying to stat a convo with Joe's son! How in the hell did you all get that?!
(frickin perv's)
Although that does remind me of a section from a Tom Lehrer song called "SMUT" from 1965...
All books can be indecent books Though recent books are bolder, For filth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd. (I could tell you things about Peter Pan, And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)
and I dont even want to know how any of you know that men's, err...."wankys" are salty! BLAH!
(once again, frickin' pervs)
P.S. There salty?! good lord!
On 19 Jun 2003 05:34:13 GMT, [email] (Jasoncheaser) wrote:
Alrighty then! So what's that name again, jason "govment" cheaser? If you would loosen up that stick would just fall right out of yer ass, eh. Wankys are salty because urine comes out of them, you know? It does'nt take Mr. Wizard to know that there are high concentrations of salt in urine, but that's right I'm a perv, so what do I know? I did'nt think they let prudes in here, but hey it's a free country. Yeah, I get jokes, deeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......................
Dude, what the fuck is your problem? There is none nor was there ever a stick in my ass. (although sand in my vagina is another thing all together)
Pee?! uhh...dont you mean salt that comes from sweat and other places and that semegma crap? (unless your one of those weirdo's that splashes piss all over yourself when you go...if your even a guy)
[ok...I'm debating wieners with someone...how gay is that?!]
On 19 Jun 2003 10:12:52 GMT, [email] (Jasoncheaser) wrote:
I guess that's better than eating them like you usually do, eh?
ball park
On 19 Jun 2003 21:03:21 GMT, [email] (Jasoncheaser) wrote:
More than likely in your case, a rest stop bathroom! Have you found that salami you hid yet, boinker?
Huh? Why would I find a hot dog in a rest stop bathroom? Well...mabey if someone accedently droped a pack of hot dogs from there grocery bag...or if there were some in one of those vending machine thingies that also have stuff like pills and condoms and things. Wait...that would be a stupid idea. baby ruths whould be alot better..and you can posibly play a prank on someome a la caddyshack
(p.s. gay sex jokes, har-har-har...very funny -[shoots you]-)
I asked my wife.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.
On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 09:05:09 -0400 (EDT), [email] (Chris �) wrote:
An older boy told me.
Heh. She basically said she'd suck his dick.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.
from what i've heard (ahem)....semen is salty so from how i see it she's offering a nice finale to a blow job.
"Chris �" wrote in message news:[email]...
In article , "ripper" wrote:
She was, uh, trying to attract guys who, um, might be interested in a girl that didn't, ah, have certain taste aversions.
--Harold Buck
"I used to rock and roll all night, and party every day. Then it was every other day. . . ." -Homer J. Simpson
I thought of another one....
Joe doing coreography for Peter Griffin Presents the King and I. LMFAO his feet being moved by sticks!
On Wed, 18 Jun 2003 15:14:12 -0400 (EDT), [email] (Chris �) wrote:
I actually think she just blurted out something which was the first thing she could think to say. It happened to be something unique and odd about her. I think that was what they meant for you to "get" by having her say that. It would be the same as saying she had a webbed toe.
I don't think it had anything to do with giving a blow job or some hidden meaning.
dstephenatcoxdotnet ( using the @ and . for email )
In article , dstep wrote:
Aw, c'mon! It's Family Guy! There has to be a perverted subtext!
--Harold Buck
"I used to rock and roll all night, and party every day. Then it was every other day. . . ." -Homer J. Simpson