...Of this or any thing I have EVER seen on tv, the episode where Peter declares his home to be a sovereign nation and as a result the family is without power. The scene where Peter and Lois are talking and the only source of light is the mining helmets. Especially when Stewie comes in and is checking out the knife. Oh my God!! I laughed so hard I gagged.
Anyone else totally lose it over a scene in the show?
I totally lost it when he fell into the stairs and got stuck at Meg's party. Wow. I was laughing for a long time, and then whenever I thought of it. Petoria was hilarious as well though!
On Mon, 22 Oct 2001 00:50:50 GMT, "Ominous Spiritous" wrote:
When Stewie makes a joke about Brian in ep 301 - Brian has decided to go into rehab, and Stewie first calls him a Melan-collie, then tries the joke again and calls him a Chi-waa-waa. When the family doesn't respond to his joke, he says (this is what got me) "I don't have to f*cking impress you."
There was also the episode where the nerdy kid's father was in for career day and was talking about the hermorhoids on one girl's father. "They were like stinky little balloons... and he hurt so bad, he had to take the special ointment I gave him out to his car and apply it with his sock."
Damn near wet my pants. That guy is great! (one of the Jerky Boys - hope he stays on the show for a long time!)
----- "I've wanted to say this for years, folks... potted plant to the midsection!" - Jim Ross, WWF
"Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
God, I love that one also.
On Mon, 22 Oct 2001 03:48:00 GMT, "Ominous Spiritous" wrote:
I have that one as my new mail notificiation message.
My Windoze startup sound is: (Stewie) "Oh, good... Fido McCokefiend is home."
and my Windoze Close down message is: (Brian imitating Stewie) "I'm a pompous little antichrist who will probably abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim." ----- "I've wanted to say this for years, folks... potted plant to the midsection!" - Jim Ross, WWF
"Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
how about this one, from the episode where brian becomes addicted to coke after serving as a drug sniffer (from memory, not quoted):
quagmire: Brian, since when did you become a cop?
cop: say hello to our newest drug sniffer.
quagmire: oh yeah? how good are you?
brian: you're back from manila, you had lumpia for dinner, and you slept with two philipino women. and a man.
quagmire: you mean three philipino women. ...right?
On Mon, 22 Oct 2001 04:02:14 GMT, Craig wrote:
"Whoa! Transvestite! Back off! Wait... post op or pre op?" "Pre op" "Whoa! Transvestite! Back off!"
----- "I've wanted to say this for years, folks... potted plant to the midsection!" - Jim Ross, WWF
"Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
Quagmire calling 911: "Hello? Yeah, this is Quagmire. Yeah it's in the window this time."
"Bunny the Lifeguard" wrote in message news:3bd39ec8.46779436@news...
Quagmire breastfeeding as a baby...
Stewie on the basketball court trash-talking...
Peter being shushed during the viewing of the snuff film...
On Mon, 22 Oct 2001 11:58:23 -0500, "Bao H. Lammy" wrote:
Which episode was this one from?
another recent Quagmire:
"Hi Meg - you eighteen yet?" "No, I..." "Hey Chris - how's it goin!" "Well..." "Allllriiiight."
----- "I've wanted to say this for years, folks... potted plant to the midsection!" - Jim Ross, WWF
"Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
It may have been cut depending on the version you saw. More details here:
The enitre scene where the girls are having a slumber party, Meg gets very embarassed infront of her friends , Peter gets stuck in the stairs, Chris is behind the couch and Meg says "Oh god please kill me now", god aims his sniper rifle, when the phone rings, he answers it and goes "ka-a-a-reeen"
mine is where Peter narrirates his life, Funny as hell, totally original bit. "Kenneth Wilson" wrote in message news:[email]...
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i dont feel right saying this is one mof my favorite moments anymore, but the scene when peter was george harrison's bodyguard was hilarious. not the whole thing, but peter singing the "charles in charge" theme.
Ominous Spiritous ([email]) wrote:
I think mine (for reasons which explain my email address) was when Peter claimed to be an even better parent than that dad from Lost in Space...and they cut to a scene where John Robinson is telling young Will to take the robot and go out into the unchartered wilderness and to "take this mincing boy-hungry pedophile with you."
Oh, and then of course there's the entire episode (the first one I ever saw) which lead up to, "Daddy, I'm sorry I ran you over and killed Mr. Shatner."
I thought it was "menacing," not "mincing."
Nope, it's definitely "mincing." ie, "to utter or pronounce with affectation", "to walk with short steps in a prim affected manner."
Did you ever watch the original tv series of Lost in Space? The character of Dr. Smith (as played by Jonathon Harris) has the distinction of being television's first flaming queen. (And rendered the show completely unwatchable for me. Even as a child I wanted nothing more than for one of the Robinson children to pop that idiot out the nearest airlock to study the effects of the vaccuum of space on an unprotected human body.)
I owe my choice of email address to Gary Oldman's portrayal in the much "despised-by-fans-of-the-series" film of the same name. Now, if it had been Him in the aforementioned scene, it would have been "menacing."
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`------------'On 22 Oct 2001 02:23:01 -0800, [email] (E.L. Keenan) wrote:
LOL! I'm laughing right now thinking about that one. Forgot it when I posted earlier. That was mint.
I loved the episode where they showed the original Star Trek and as Captain Kirk was talking, he's assuming all these bizarre positions in his chair.
----- "I've wanted to say this for years, folks... potted plant to the midsection!" - Jim Ross, WWF
"Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
Bunny the Lifeguard ([email]) wrote:
That's the one! First Family Guy I ever saw, and now I get very VERY upset if I ever miss one.
I have to say there are many hilarious moments that I can remember but the one that had me rolling on the floor was the classic Kool Aid Man breaking through the wall with his spontaneous "Oh Yeah!". As far as dialougue goes I love the recent epsiode at the auction:
auctioneer: "We open todays bidding with these pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute" Quagmire: "Fifty bucks" auctioneer: "She had nine STDs" Quagmire: "Forty Five bucks" auctioneer: "And when we caught her she wet herself" Quagmire: "Fifty bucks"
Hilarious! "Ominous Spiritous" wrote in message news:K3KA7.37865$[email]...
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Peter and Lois talking about where kids these days get ther aberrant behavior from while donning their S&M gear.
The chicken fight.
"Previously on Family Guy..."
The Tron gag.
Brian watching "One Day at a Time" and the roadside billboards relating to fecal matter while Peter is driving.
"I bet Samuel L. Jackson is here. He's in everything." "Okay, Samuel. When you lay her down by the fire, I want you to enter from..."
...Sean.
A lot of great scenes have been mentioned, but I think the funniest to me was when Peter was getting in touch with his feminie side and tries to breast feed Stewie. When Stewie came to, pulled a hair from his mouth, and started shuddering, I lost it. I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a cartoon.
-=- Tom
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THAT has definately been the absolute funniest moment in Family Guy eps. I was watching it with a bunch of friends and I seriously almost hurt myself laughing!! It's priceless. The episode is "I'm Peter, Hear me roar"
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There have been sooooo many!
Peter running over Roadrunner was really funny & the chicken fight was sooooo stupid and soooo funny!
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Yes, that's certainly true. But the best, the very best? It was the first episode, I think, when Peter was looking for a sock in the dryer and fell through the back into Narnia. He sees Mr. Tumnus, and then shouts "Hey! Come back here with my sock!"
On Tue, 23 Oct 2001 03:21:24 -0000, Sagittaria wrote:
Just for the record, I think the line was: "Come back with my sock, ya goat bastard!" (with strong New England accent, which makes the line even funnier!)
----- "I've wanted to say this for years, folks... potted plant to the midsection!" - Jim Ross, WWF
"Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
For some reason this line in "Brian in Love" always comes to mind:
Brian to Stewie: "You're just a helpless little carpet tinkler, aren't you?"
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On Tue, 23 Oct 2001 22:48:01 GMT, [email] (VE2VFD Pat) wrote:
Oh my god... I forgot about that. What's the name of that episode? I gotta download it for my friends!
----- "I've wanted to say this for years, folks... potted plant to the midsection!" - Jim Ross, WWF
"Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
Bunny the Lifeguard ([email]) wrote:
I believe it's episode number two; "I Never Met the Dead Man".
It's the one with William Shatner in all the bizarre poses, the cable getting knocked out and Peter donning a cardboard cutout of a tv screen, Stewie declaring war on broccoli (with the delightful opening scene on his Sesame Street phone ["And as for Linda? Well, I think it's pretty hard for a deaf-mute to hear an assassin approach.]") and Meg eventually killing Mr. Shatner. In my opinion, the best episode ever, and the one I use to introduce my friends to the show.
Hey...weird thought...wonder why they let the Mr. Hooper line air over here but we didn't get to see the the destroyed Mr. Roger's Neighborhood? Both seemed to be equal in bad taste. =D
When Tom Tucker begins snickering when the other news anchor is reporting a horrible accidnent, and when he is asked if he finds domething funny with it, he says "No, no. I was just thinking i put my shirt on inside out today. Its ok now, though." I dont think its quoted exact, but you get the jist.
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On Fri, 26 Oct 2001 14:20:17 GMT, "Ominous Spiritous" wrote:
! Which episode is that from? That's great!
Here's another: (paraphrased - been a while since i saw the episode)
"We now cut over to Christie Takanawa." "Thanks, Tom - I am here in a seedy motel about to have sex with a complete stranger." "Heh. Heh. I never did it with a Puerto Rican chick before. Alllriiiight."
----- "I've wanted to say this for years, folks... potted plant to the midsection!" - Jim Ross, WWF
"Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
It's episode 217: The King Is Dead
Lois is named the new artistic director of the Quahog Players theatre group and decides to direct The King and I as her first production.
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Episode - the thin white line
Meg: "Oh God, kill me now."
Cut to scene of God aiming at Meg witha sniper rifle when suddenly interupted by a phone call.
Or the scene where God is in church listening to the sermon about Job and saying, "Ugh! I hate it when he tells this story."
Those are classics!!
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That's "I never did it with a Spanish chick before. O-lay!"
As you were.
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I thought her name was Tricia Takanawa.
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On Sat, 27 Oct 2001 10:24:21 GMT, "MingBug" wrote:
Like I said in my post: it had been a long time since I saw the episode, so I said it was paraphrased.
----- "I've wanted to say this for years, folks... potted plant to the midsection!" - Jim Ross, WWF
"Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
My Favorite is this:
Stewie singing showtunes to get his weapon through airport security.
Stewie:Boy I Hope Bin Laden doesn't know showtunes
pan over to Bin Laden singing and security just watching.I laughed the first time I seen it.
"sir, what would you do for a klondike bar... would you killl a man?" "uh, ok" BANG!! "omg!!!" **music** What would would you doo ooo oo... for a klondike bar! **music**
what ep is that?
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NookieMonster ([email]) wrote:
You'll find it in "I Never Met the Dead Man"...that's the one where Peter gives Meg driving lessons and ends up knocking out the cablevision for Quahog. (Meanwhile, Stewie wages war on broccoli.) The scene you mention is at the end, after Meg has run Peter over and killed William Shatner, and Peter is lying in a hospital bed watching tv. It's the commercial that reaffirms his love of television.
I was just watching some old taped episodes and remembered having lost it over this forgotten scene; where Lois is baking in the kitchen and the Pillsbury Doughboy walks onto the counter to give his trademarked line about "Nothin' says lovin' like..." and then Lois flattens him out with her rolling pin, making him shriek "HEY! What are you doing, ya crazy b...!!"
I was just watching some old taped episodes and remembered having lost it over this forgotten scene; where Lois is baking in the kitchen and the Pillsbury Doughboy walks onto the counter to give his trademarked line about "Nothin' says lovin' like..." and then Lois flattens him out with her rolling pin, making him shriek "HEY! What are you doing, ya crazy b...!!"
(I always wanted to do that.)
"I can't believe we missed 'My Hairy Aunt'". -Peter
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anonymous ([email]) wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out where I haven't heard this one before.
Anybody?
So...nobody out there can place this one either?