What do you think are Quagmire's best pickup lines?
Quagmire's Best Pickup Lines
May 27, 2003, 4:28 PM ET13 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.family-guy
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In the lesbian bar : "Either of you ladies ever been penetrated?"
"I've got a package for you!"
"RenegadeFL" wrote in message news:[email]...
To twin sisters at a party: "I don't wanna come between you...or do I?" :-D
Chuck
loose the zero and get with a hero seems a little violent heh, I'll be over there
(Wasted Talent)
"Hey Meg... 18 yet?"
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when he goes into the lesbo bar and asks one of them - "have you ever been penetrated?"
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I like the time he said "giggity giggity"
just thought of another one
Sure Lois I'd do everything to do what heh I'd do anything for you
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been
Definitely: "Dear diary... JACKPOT!"
(Athough it isn't really a pickup line... But still... ;) )
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[E. Peterbus Unum] Rocket lodges self in roof above the heads of Quagmire and date.
Quagmire: To answer your question, something like that.
On 27 May 2003 13:28:38 -0700, [email] (RenegadeFL) wrote:
Well, it's not exactly a pick-up line, but I like his doorbell.
"You dropped something... my JAW!" Well, actually Chris asid it, but at Q's request.
"You must be a parking ticket because you've got FINE written all over you!"
...Sean.