More FG favorite quotes

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Stewie: Victory is mine!

Stewie conoce a la sirvienta de los Pewterschmidt:

So which of the Latin countries are you from: the one with the civil war, the one with the cocaine, or the one with the fancy hats? --- Family Guy (Episode 410/4ACX13 - Model Misbehavior)

Peter hizo de las suyas...

Peter: Oh, crap. Since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"? Brian: They had a meeting about it last night. Peter: Why wasn't I told? Brian: They sent you a card. But it said "For Peter" on it. So you must've thought it was "from" you, so you didn't... You know, it's just easier to call you stupid. --- Family Guy (Episode 316/2ACX03 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas)

A Peter le van a hacer la vasectomía:

You take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a...a belt. --- Glenn Quagmire, Family Guy (Episode 4ACX24 - Sibling Rivalry)

Brian: Who else works here besides me? Stewie: Fuck you, that's who works here! --- Family Guy (Episode 4ACX13 - Model Misbehavior)

"guanaco" wrote in message news:[email]...

Brian (reading Quagmire's RV banner) : "Quagmire's Cross Country Tour"...Uhh...Isn't there an an "O" in 'country'? Quagmire : Nope!

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Mr. Herbert: "...you starting to piss me off you piggly son-of-a-bitch" (voice message)

Stewie: "...you left me in there for 6 hours you son-of-a-bitch!" (tanning bed)

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