Stewie Live: Victory is mine!

Sep 20, 2005, 7:19 AM ET40 posts by 21 postersalt.tv.family-guy
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Ubiquitousalt.tv.family-guy

http://www.stewielive.com/

Type in commmands, watch Stewie react. Check out "death", "berate meg", "brocoli", "dance", "take over the world", "kill lois", "touch yourself" (hee!) and "poop your diaper".

If you give it enough things that it recognizes, the "kill" lever moves up until the "Kill" button starts glowing. Press it.

In message Ubiquitous wrote:

It also recognizes booger (The things you learn when you give 13 year olds a URL), "are you serious?" "DVD", "quagmire", "joe" "stewie", "are you gay?", "dog"

"You suck" is also amusing.

"fuck" is just odd... as is "ass" and various other swears and/or body parts *snicker* (even "snicker")

Indeed.

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On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 11:46:36 GMT, DevilsPGD wrote:

:In message Ubiquitous : wrote: :

You don't need the 'berate'. : :It also recognizes booger (The things you learn when you give 13 year :olds a URL), "are you serious?" "DVD", "quagmire", "joe" "stewie", "are :you gay?", "dog" : :"You suck" is also amusing. : :"fuck" is just odd... as is "ass" and various other swears and/or body :parts *snicker* (even "snicker")

"evil monkey" is *marvelous*. :

: :Indeed.

They say there's air in your lungs that's been there for years. George W. Harris For actual email address, replace each 'u' with an 'i'.

In message George W Harris wrote:

Or "Kill" with "Lois" either...

Oh man, that's beautiful.

Also try random swears or other body parts.

Don't you hate rhetorical questions?

On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 22:10:23 GMT, DevilsPGD scribed into the ether:

But it's not every time. I tried Evil Monkey, and got "Hoist by my own petard!"...which didn't seem all that marvelous to me, so I tried it again, and that's when I got the good one.

Try "God" and "Devil".

JimUbiquitousalt.tv.family-guy

click the "kill" button on the right side of the TV...only appears to light up sometimes, but if you catch it, its halarious

UbiquitousJimalt.tv.family-guy

In article , [email] wrote:

It increments when you enter a command the prgram recognises.

It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad for them, it's failing.
hitokiriDevilsPGDalt.tv.family-guy

fart weewee machine bull deuce plutonium draw nightmare picture cookie trial drug pot smoke birth baby weather president emperor leader blow gun challenge evil toy sing tricycle spit fight play vagina milk boobies sperm torture forget star puberty

There's more I'm sure...

drifterUbiquitousalt.tv.family-guy
Some other good ones:
coffee
naked
virgin
doctor
lunch
hamburger
cow
crotch
vomit
hello
         - one of the best.
whale
        - just . . . odd.
foot
       - short, but logical.
Kel "I reject your reality, and substitute my own."
JimUbiquitousalt.tv.family-guy

Ubiquitous wrote in news:lcGdnUWYgrTXbbLeRVn- [email]:

I think that "Bush" is a word that's not on "the list", but the first time I tried it, I got the quote about "he doesn't speak the language as much as he chews it up and spits it out". I also got "burn in Hell!" in response to Bush.

Jim

Matt Frischnoydbalt.tv.family-guy

On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:34:06 -0400, noydb scribed into the ether:

Try "Dirty Diaper"...there are 2 responses to this one.

Once Upon A Time Shep Hellerman wrote:

Try getting in your time machine and going back to last September.

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In article , [email] wrote:

He has the same reaction to anything related to the Simpsons.

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