What is the old gay pedophile's name?

I think he's one of the most outrageously funny recurring characters on the show. Does he have a name?

-from the pen of Wheeljak

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." (Thomas Alva Edison)

"Wheeljak" wrote in message news:[email]...

ur not talking about quagmire r u? Hehe Allright!

Na, he's talking about the really old guy who kept coming on to Chris when he was a paper boy.

Old man: "You like popsicles?" Chris: "Well sure!" Old man: "Then you need to come on down to the cellar <wink>, I got a whole freezer full of popsicles....mmmmmm" Chris: "No thanks, I gotta get going" Old man: "Awww...don't make me beg now" Chris: "hahaha, your funny.....bye!" Old man: "Get your fat ass back here"

Messages on the answering machine

"Uhh ya, I was just wondering uhh, mmmm, where the newspaper boy was" "Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days, wondering if your ever gonna come back" "Guess whooo? Sorry to leave you so many messages, just lonely here, thinkin' bout the muscly armed paper boy, wishin' he'd come by and bring me some goood news" "Where are ya?" "Aah, your starting to piss me off you little piggly ass son' bitch, call me!"

Hilarious character :)

Jason A.

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Don't forget the ep where he saw the nudist boy

"Aww, it must be ma birthdaay"

Hilarious character :)

J.

damn you! I replied with that too late "John Jacob" wrote in message news:a4ntia$fnj$04$[email]...

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also on the ep where we first meet the nudists the boy shows ?Meg a water gun in the mall & walks off

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"Wheeljak" wrote in message news:[email]...

As a matter of fact, he does. It's Herbert.....oh, and if anyone was curious about Stewie's sperm rival (voiced by Wallace Shawn)...his name is Bertram.

Herbert, eh? I would've thought it'd be Chester (the molester) -- but Bertram?!? My god! Can't you all just hear Peter: "Hey Betram, want some cheese nips?" LOL - that is great!

-Kheldar "Sweet Zombie Jesus" wrote in message news:g5Nb8.4559$[email]...

"Stan" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh Duh!! Sometimes I think, "if only Mama hadn't dropped me on my head, I'd.....uh...mmm..." --Kheldar