I have a new, all-time favorite. Just re-watched Road to Rhode Island, and the part where they're standing over Brian's mom's grave is hilarious! Brian: "Just say something, please!" Stewie: "Oh for God's sake. 'Yea, and God said to Abraham: "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abrham said: "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said: "Oh, I'm sorry; is this better? Check-check, check--Jerry pull the high-end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."'
Classic non-sequitur stuff that. J