La canción de la FCC

La canción de la FCC The FCC song

FCC song

They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this They will make you take a tinkle, when you want a take a piss They will make you call fellatio a trouser friendly kiss Here's the plain situation There's no negotiation With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops Any baby with a brain can tell them everybody poops Take a tip, take a lesson You'll never win by messin' With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling! (Cause you can't say 'penis')

So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced I can think of quite another place they should've stuck it first They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!