Five things you'll miss most

Feb 28, 2002, 9:01 PM ET5 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.family-guy
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Jake Maxwellalt.tv.family-guy

With FG going off of the air, what are the five things you'll miss most about it?

Here are mine:

1) FG's balls-out, say anything attitude. Nothing else has the balls of FG to piss off people. 2) Stewie. The greatest TV baby in history. 3) Chris. The best thing Seth Green's ever done. Hilarious. 4) Quagmire. Gotta love Quagmire. "Giggity giggity giggity goo!" 5) The news channel. The two hosts and "our Asian reporter."

Screw it, the whole damn show. :(

Jake

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CraigJake Maxwellalt.tv.family-guy
  • The parodies/references
4. Quagmire: "Hey Brian, what's with the cop outfit?"
   Joe: "Say hello to our newest narc."
   Quagmire: "How good are ya?"
   Brian: <sniffs> You just flew in from Manila. You had lumpia for
dinner, then you had sex with two Filipino women. And a man."
   Quagmire: "You mean three Filipino women... right?"

3. Peter: "Don't worry Lois, I can handle it. I read a book on this once." Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it was NOTHING?"

  • Evil Monkey

1. Stewie ("Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.")

Craig

1. Peter's farts. Nothing like a good fart joke. The are always properly timed on Family Guy. I died laughing with that long extended fart in the ep about the play he took over from Lois. Classic! 2. The damned parodies made it funny every damned ep. 3. Stewie. The best one was when he tried to prevent the Griffins from having another kid. A great ep overall! 4. Quagmire. Taylor Hanson. Nuff said! :) 5. Peter Griffin. I love the Simpsons and Homer. I didn't think anyone could be more obnoxious, drunken, politically incorrect, and self righteous! We love you Peet-ah! I'll mostly miss his laugh. "Dick Armey eh? What's your wife's name Vagina Coast Guard? Ha Ha Ha Huh!"

RP