Keanue Reeves and the woodpecker

Jul 19, 2001, 9:34 AM ET7 posts by 7 posters
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p�man

In last nights episode there was a scene with Brian talking with Keanue Reeves and suddenly a woodpecker lands on Keanues head and begins pecking at it (Hilarious). I know Keanue Reeves has been labeled as the hollywood dunce but I do not know why? Is it because he played the dumb surfer "Ted" in Bill and Teds adventure (Other actors have played idiots like: Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber). Is it b/c he dropped out of High School (well Sean Connery dropped out of school at 13 and he is well revered). Just wondering... By the way last nights epi was great like always of course :)

Chris Arrasp�man

or it just may have something to do w/ how slow he talks and how bad of an actor he is?

"P�man Malekzadeh" wrote in message news:9j6nic$lv6$[email]...

Reeves and suddenly a woodpecker lands on Keanues head and

know why? Is it because he played the dumb surfer "Ted" in

in Dumb and Dumber). Is it b/c he dropped out of High

revered).

natchChris Arras

"Chris Arras" wrote in message news:...

bingo

Ever seen Private Idaho? Oh man he sounds like they pulled him off the street to do that movie. To answer the original post the other guy made a bit more -

there were rumors he slept his way up with male execs (or at least 1), combine that with the acting and you get woodpecker head

Sweet Zombie Jesusnatch

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Keanu Reaves does mostly suck...but check out Sam Raimi's "The Gift" ....Ol' Woodpecker Head really amazed me w/ his portrayal of a violent redneck husband! Very good stuff...

--Greg "Alcohol and cigarettes go together like porn and nachos" -Pickles Oblong, "The Oblongs"
Chris SobieniakSweet Zombie Jesus

I thought the Keanu Reeves joke was very effective (I can't believe my sis used to have a crush on him before she found out what a fag he is).

Another moment I enjoyed from this episode is Brian recieve the "Woody Award." Did they really animated that, then mosaic it later? Must've been a laugh for the guys in post-produciton to see that. Only a shame I won't get to see the real thing (I bet it's anatomically correct).

Stemboltp�man

"P�man Malekzadeh" wrote in message news:9j6nic$lv6$[email]...

Reeves and suddenly a woodpecker lands on Keanues head and

know why?

Just a guess... I think it's because his performances are considered "wooden". Therefore he is wood.

Stembolt "We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me." - Jack Handey
Kenneth Crudupp�man

In article , "P�man Malekzadeh" says:

Actually, I think that particular dis was 'cause some think he's a "wooden" actor.

-Kenny

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