Marge Simpson in Playboy

"Bitch, please!" Lois Griffin could skate circles around Marge Simpson.

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Marge Simpson -- Playboy Cover Girl Posted Oct 9th 2009 11:44AM by TMZ Staff, KJIH-TV Media

This is the closest you'll ever get to finding out if the carpet really does match the blue drapes.

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TMZ has obtained the cover for Marge Simpson's November issue of Playboy -- and needless to say, she's got a bangin' bod for having popped her first kid out thirty years ago (Show debuted in 1989, Bart was 10 ... and still is).

We're told Marge also strips down for her three-page spread inside the magazine -- posing in a bunch of sexy cartoon lingerie.

Roll over, Jessica Rabbit.

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Tags: cover, marge simpson, MargeSimpson, photo, playboy

On Fri, 9 Oct 2009, Taylor wrote:

Come on. Lois Griffin is a frumpy mother, who grew up in a rich household and doesn't seem to have any interests.

Marge may have been sidetracked by marriage and children, but she has her own identity and that's something sexy.

She also has a kinky side, who can forget her pencheant for nearly public sex?

She is a strong capable woman, and lustfully embraces nudity if we're to believe the tv show; we may not have seen full frontal Marge yet, but we have seen her nude enough times to realize she embraces it.

She may not have done much sexually, but she doesn't suffer the prudishness of some other cartoon mothers. One can well picture her trying new things if given the chance.

And did we see any faultering over her appearing in Playboy? No, it was a done deal by the time she's already in print. She didn't fake hesitancy for the sake of being proper, she didn't fake hesitancy out of fear she'd be judged, she just stripped down and had her photos taken.

She must join that select group of older women who have appeared in the magazine without clothes on. Though it's hard to tell, one minute she is a certain age, and the next there are flashbacks that if believed would make her older or younger.

The only thing wrong with this is it's the November issue, so it doesn't celebrate my birthday. On the other hand, I gather it will be out in time for my birthday so it's close enough.

Michael

Lois has done meth in the past ("I don't know, Peter. Meth is a hell of a drug.") and is into S&M ("The safety word is 'banana'.), plus she's made out w/ Bonnie... among other lesbian flings.

You can't hold Lois' parents' disgraceful sins (hiding Jewish-ness to maintain and then climb a social ladder) on Lois. She never even knew she was until this past week.

Lois also has exhibited a recognition of female rights by almost getting an abortion, as told as a story by Peter on a cruise ship. If it weren't for a doctor's amputation (a claw for a hand), she would have gone through w/ it.

In a way, this is nothing new. There have been many "cartoon porn" pics on Simpson characters for years including many nude pics of Marge. The big difference, of course, is that the Playboy ones will be officially sanctioned by Groening and Co.

So, when do we get to see Edna Krabbople?

(just don't show us Patty and Selma!)

Brad

In article , [email] says...

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You're going to decide whether or not a woman is hot based on how much money her parents have and whether or not she has any interests? Dude, wtf? Since when does that even enter the hottness equation? Not even chicks judge a guy's hottness that way.

In article , "That Guy" wrote:

Uh

"how much money his parents have"??

I guarantee you they judge by that.

Nope. You're confusing hotness with desireability. If you're rich and you look like Buddy Hackett, you can get lots of poon, but those chicks are not seeing *you* as hot--only your wallet. Your dick is just a tool they use to pry the wallet open.

On Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:58:02 -0500, "That Guy" wrote:

Bullshit.

Briliant response, stupid ass.

On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:03:00 -0500, "That Guy" wrote:

You obviously don't get out much.

To quote a line from the old Dragnet series,

"Some dames have got cash registers for hearts."

Sorry, I didn't realize I was dealing with a cognitively impared individual. Here's the thing: women don't think ugly guys are hot because they're rich. If the woman is a gold digger, she's going to go after a rich guy even if he's ugly, because he's rich, not because somehow his money transforms him into Brad Pitt. She's going to fuck him to get to his money, not because his money magically makes him hot. Do you understand?

On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 13:31:20 -0600, "That Guy" wrote:

Yeah, right. Ask any woman who is dating a butt-ugly rich guy why she's dating him and money won't be on her top 10 list. I think you give a lot of women too much credit for being able to be honest with themselves about their own motives, let alone with anyone else. Perhaps if you had been exposed to many women in your life, it would have helped.

Wow, do you have any brain cells left? We're talking about why women do things, not what they say when you ask them why. As slow-witted as you are, you're probably a virgin, and if not, the only reason is sympathy sex. I'm sure the gorilla regretted it in the morning.

On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:26:05 -0600, "That Guy" wrote:

And if you had any reading comprehension, you would see that's what I said, dumbass. Here's a hint: Women lie.

Nope, your mom didn't complain a bit.