Line that makes you laugh out loud every time...

"Holy crip, he's a crapple!"

--Peter upon realizing that his neighbor is disabled

Ruth CM

"Will, you and the robot go out into the unchartered wilderness and take this mincing boy-hungry pedophile with you."

			- From "Fore Father" after Peter claims to be
			  better than that Dad from Lost in Space.

place)ya i'll have 3 cheeseburgers >and... Lois-Peter shes having a baby!! Peter- ohh ya and a kids meal ..and i guess i'll have fries...if i have fries >will anybody else have any because if i'm the only one eating than i'll feel like a fattie. >From 'Emission Imposible' where Carrol(loises sister)is having a baby. Taylor H.

"E.L. Keenan" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey man, your clock won't flush.

PETER: I can say the whole alphabet in half a second.....Yowr!!!

I think these are all from the same ep (Road to RI)

PETER- Lois, our relationship cannot be measured in nipples and dimes. Nickels and boobs. Money.

PETER - When have we ever had trouble communicating? (flashback scene) LOIS - Peter, isn't this view romantic? PETER - About a quarter past five.

STEWIE - Ooh that's it Mr. Giraffe, get all the marmalade.

You sure that wasnt all the states?

it was classic though.

one.. which had me in stitches. was

PETER <to brian>: HOLY CRAP YOU CAN TALK!

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Peter: "Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says 'ooooooooooo'".

Brian: "Peter, those are cheerios."

That makes me laugh my ass off evrey time. The dialogue is hysterical, but what makes that even better is the way Peter goes "oooooooo."

and...

Brian: "She's an annoying little runt, isn't she?"

Lois becomes stunned

Brian: "I said 'runt'."

Another good line from Brian:

"I wasn't being cute. I really hope he's dead."

--- Corduroy wrote in news:[email]:

(Oh no, oh no, oh no...)

*crash*

"Oh yeah!!!" -- Mr. Koolaid in the first episode

In Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? I love when Peter walks in the bar and says something like "And then Chris starts with all this yo yo yo stuff and I don't know what the hell he's talking about. So I started beating him with the hose, then my arm got tired, so I came here." The line, the delivery, they're both so perfect. Seth says the "so I started beating him" so casually it makes it even funnier.

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"It's gonna rain!"

-Ollie Williams black-u-weather forcast

Stewie: Oh yes, crack. I absolutely love crack... can't get enough of it.

Chris: I bet Samuel L. Jackson is in this movie. He's in everything. Brian: Okay, Samuel, when you lay her down by the fire, I want you to enter from...

...Sean.

CHRIS: what is a library, dad? PETER: Oh, It's just a place where homeless people go to shave and go bm.

what is BM?

sorry im from UK .. dont think we use that term

"Riclew" wrote.

Bowel Movement. Poop. Take a dump. Shit. Crap. Poo. (For some reason, the last one makes me laugh. "I have to poo...") What do people in the UK say? Number 2?

In article ,

Only if they are being deliberately twee. "Shit" is commonest, unless you mix in refined circles.

fwiw, that's what people here say if they are afraid of offending others (or personally feel the other terms are too crude) as well. Same goes for BM. (Christ, can't even say "bowel.") BM is right up there with such as nonsense as "H-E-double hockey sticks," saying "S" instead of "shit," and yes -- "F" instead of "fuck" and "effin'" instead of "fuckin.'" I suppose people will some day claim that FOX censors object to "BM" in a show's theme song and change it to something else. Right...

For some reason, I think the most common term here is poop. Shit is considered a naughty word here and is bleeped on broadcast TV most of the time (NYPD Blue being one of the exceptions, and they only say it a couple times a year). Poop conveys the meaning but is sufficiently childish enough to be tame -- unless you are of the type that uses "BM" and "Number 2." I've only heard people over 50 and young children with fuddy duddy parents use those terms.

In canda, it's usually "dump"

Yeah, I can never stop laughing at the black-u-weather (whatever it's called)

"it's gonna rain!"

haha...i like all these names for a BM. this thread is cracking me up!

I wonder why they decided to use BM in the episode instead of any of the others. I don't know if I've ever heard anyone say it in real life.

another scene that always makes me laugh everytime, is in Too Sexy For His Fat when the family is at the hotel:

HOTEL GUY: Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board! PETER: That's my son. HOTEL GUY: Oh, I'm sorry. (yelling across the pool) it's not a van, it's just a fat kid. AND in the hotel room Stewie is examining the room with a light and he finds sperm and oatmeal and says something along the lines of; This must be where Walter Brimley (sp) was strangled by Bob Crane (sp).

QUESTION:

I know this probably sounds stupid, but I am from Ireland, so I am not too sure where or what that guy that's singing that is from. Can anyone explain?

cianuro

"cianuro" wrote...

It parodies one of a series of educational cartoons about grammar, politics, math, science and so forth. One of them was "Conjunction Junction." More info here:

I've often wondered how _Family Guy_ can have a following outside of the United States, given that so many off-the-cuff references couldn't possibly be funny to anyone who didn't grow up in the U.S., specifically from the mid-'70s to the present (aside from the fact that so many turns of phrases must be lost in translation to other languages). Case in point (and this is from an English-speaking country too!):

The Ghost of General Lee wrote in reply to himself in reply to cianuro:

The "I'm Just A Bill" short is also referenced in an episode _Family Guy_, although I can't find it on familyguyfiles.com. It's the brief sequence where a scroll is sitting on the steps of (ostensibly) the Capitol in Washington, singing about being "just a bill", and a janitor stabs him with his pointy stick and tosses him in the garbage.

http://www.schoolhouserock.tv/Bill.html

This is also brilliantly parodied in a much longer sequence, "I'm an Amendment-To-Be", in _The Simpsons_ "The Day The Laughter Died", featuring Jack Sheldon on vocals and dead-on instrumentation. It can be found on the CD _Songs In The Key Of Springfield_.

--  wb

Schoolhouse Rock *is* available on DVD, with a few new songs too (I think, I know it has at least one new song). - Jeff "They're like chicken flavored cookies!"

"Don't flatter yourself. You're not considered a crackpot. You're considered a wanker." - Steffan Alun

Yeah, School House Rock was on like every sunday I think, or saturday morning. Does anyone know what episode the Black-U-Weather report was on? "It's gonne rain!"

What part of Eireland are you from, and do you support the CIRA?

You obviously have no idea what your talking about.

LOL

cianuro

"Josh Skaarup" wrote in message news:[email]...

It's not one line, but I like the flashback to 10 minutes before when Peter chooses the mystery box over the boat.

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