the 'button letter'

I'm surprised that noone has requested a transcript of the letter Stewie left for Brian to read in last weeks episode. Where Stewie requests that Brian takes back a sweater for him while he is away, and then Stewie rambles on and then at the end, he tells brian to send it to him.

Hey, I have way too much time on my hands, and I'm a speedy typist...so here ya go!

Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm, goodbye forever. Stewie. PS. I-I never got a chance to return that sweater lois gave me for chistmas. Um, I-I left the reciept on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30 day return limit but um, I-I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Um, i-it's actually not a horrible sweater or anything it's just I-I can't imagine when I would ever wear it...you know? Oh, and I also left a button on the bureau, um, I'm not sure what it goes to but I-I-I can never bring myself to throw a button away, I know as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and...then it'll...wait a minute actually could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm... well, I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.

PPS. You know what? It might be a little chilly in london I-I'm actually going to take the sweater.

"Anita the number one Vance fan"

No probs.

Now no one can say I've never contributed anything to the group other than criticism, and unfunny humor.

nathan

I may use the button letter for a layout that I'm doing for my blog. (http://wowsmellthis.blogspot.com/) I might make a cap of brian reading the letter. I'll think about it. Maybe I'll do it today. *~Anita*~ http://vanceypants.pitas.com/ I would like to see a cartoon called "The Adventures of That Guy On the Quaker Oats Box" -someone off of the message boards on yesterdayland.com