Dear Daria fans,
I'm attempting to put together a list of all Trent songs sung or mentioned to make a possible new survey on the ol' Paperpusher site. [http://paperpusher.simplenet.com or http://paperpusher.simplenet.com/Surveys/surveys.html if you are unfamiliar with the surveys on the site] This is what I have so far. Do you notice anything missing? [note that "I'm a Bleeding Holiday" from "Depth takes a Holiday" is not really a Trent song, since he's only playing backup guitar]
I come up with 12 songs total. We could quibble, of course, about "Pierce Me", since it was just a fantasy of Daria, but for the purposes of a survey, I think it should be there. Also, we only have 3 official titles from the series itself: "Icebox woman"; "Silly Little Self-Deluded Girl..." (etc), and "Paingasm." All other titles are just probable by my reckoning, but some defy a logical title. Lyric transcripts are taken from Outpost Daria: [http://www.lawndale.net or�http://systech.simplenet.com/daria/]
1) # 111 "Road Worrier": Song title, "Icebox woman." Opening lyric: Trent - (singing) You're an angel in black, and you sure have a knack, for putting my heart on the shelf in the back, I'm waiting my turn, oh, when will I learn? My poor heart, you're giving it freezer burn... Yeah...
2) # 209 "Ill"; No probable title. (singing) I'm glad you're happy watching my pain, burning crop circles on my soul's waves of grain. We had no love scene but you've cut to the chase, you're chopping off my nose to spite my face. Ow, my nose! Ow, my face! Ow, my nose! Ow, my face! Ow...
3) # 212 "Pierce Me" "Silly, Little Self-Deluded Girl. Why Would a Cool Guy Like Me Ever Write a Song About You?"
4) # 306 "It Happened One Nut". Poss. Title "Moth gonna fly"/ "Moth to a flame" You've hijacked my brain, Moth to a flame, If you don't release me, I'll go just the same. Moth gonna fly, moth gonna fly, moth gonna fly from your love.
# 307 "Daria! The Musical." 5) "Manly" 6) "The Big, Wet Rainstorm�s Over"
7) # 308 "Lane Miserables". Probable Title: "Psychic refugee" The walls are closing in. The ice is getting thin. No place to be alone. My house is not a home. Psychic refugee. Psychic refugee.
# 310 "Speedtrapped" 8) From the Journal; no probable title. My heart is like an open wound that reads the tea leaves of its doom. Soothe me with redemption's love like a heat-proof kitchen glove.
- "I�ve Been Working on the Railroad."
- "Paingasm."
11) # 311 "The Lawndale File" Probable title: "Happy Herb car" If you don't have a car or your present car sucks, go to Happy Herb with a few thousand bucks. Then you can drive here, you can drive there, drive where you want, Happy Herb don't care. It won't make you better or smarter, that true, but you can drive around when there's nothing else to do. So go buy a car, buy a damn car, hit the road to nowhere in your Happy Herb car.
12) # 313 "Jane�s Addition" Possible title: "Mr. Normal, it was you!" Who shot the hippies? Who locked them in a zoo? Who gagged the beatniks? Who filled their mouths with glue? Who crushed the bohos? Who turned their work to poo? Hey, Mr. Normal, it was you!
Thanks for your help! Sincerely, Rev. Paul L. Vasquez