Serious Spoilers Ahead: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Transcript for the preview for Groped By an Angel:
(Scene: A party- Brittany's house. Mystik Spiral is off to one corner of the room.)
Trent: Hey, we're Mystik Spiral, and we're here to honor [reads card] Brittany Taylor, cause every dog has his day! Brittany: What'd they call me? Jodie: They-- Ashley-Amber: They're cute! Brittany + Ashley-Amber: Yeah! Trent + Band [sings]: You put me on a short leash, you took away my hydrant! You ate up all my kibble, my coat's no longer vibrant! My nose is giant yeah, but this puppy's here to stay! Scratch my belly baby, every dog has his day! [All howl as dogs] (Upchuck spots Brittany's stepmom) Upchuck: I don't believe I've seen your fair figure gracing the halls of Lawndale High. Ashley-Amber: Oh, I don't go to your school. I-- Upchuck: Ahh. Then allow me to introduce myself-- Charles Rutthimer the Third. Ashley-Amber: I'm Ashley-Amber! Upchuck: May I be the first to put the legend of my amorous exploits to rest. I'm actually quite sensitive to the secretmost stirrings of your heart. Ashley-Amber: I'm Brittany's stepmom! Upchuck: Stepmom?! An older woman; a younger, willing man. Do I dare to dream?